Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all my lovely readers! May your holiday bring you happiness and peace, even if you’re unable to travel or meet with family in person. This year’s been rough to say the least, but times like these make the holidays all the more important. Remember, the holidays are what you make of them no matter what’s going on in the world around you. Stay safe, be merry and thank you all for making my holidays a little brighter. š
Plot: The new kid in town, Atsushi, seems like a great guy. Heās good at sports, the girls love him and heās even spending his free time taking care of his ailing mother. However, his friend Washizu discovers that heās living in a world of lies constructed by his mother.
Breakdown: This episode is a bit tricky, and the ending might make it seem like itās stupid, but I really think itās the best episode of the season so far.
Atsushi is in a scarily realistic abuse scenario. He tells people that his father is very successful and is working a lot out in the city, so heās never really home much. His mother is very sick, and he has to immediately leave his friends after school to shop for dinner and care for her.
However, the reality is that he was told to say those things by his mother. The true story is that his father abandoned them (???? Itās not entirely clear what happened to him, but the strongest implication is that he left them.) and his mother is a terribly abusive lazy bitch. All she does the entire day is watch TV and munch on junk food. His mother told him to lie about their situation to avoid people gossiping about them or thinking sheās a terrible mother. She demands that Atsushi immediately come home after school and do everything around the house for her. She doesnāt work, she doesnāt try to make money or clean or anything, she canāt even pay rent. She just tells Atsushi to weasel rent money from their grandfather.
If he doesnāt follow her orders to a tee, she beats him and guilt trips him by claiming heās betraying her just like his father. Then she cries and whines and tells him heās all she has left, which is some crazy accurate abuse. Yell at the victim for doing no wrong, beat them then make THEM feel bad about the situation by playing the victim and crying and then trap them into staying by making them think you need them. It is really scary how accurately they portrayed that.
Washizu becomes quick friends with Atsushi, but becomes worried about him when he starts suspecting that heās lying about his situation. His suspicions are confirmed when Atsushi tells him the truth, but when Washizu starts suggesting they tell their teacher and friends about it, he reneges and tells him to forget everything he said.
Hereās where things start getting tricky. Despite Washizu claiming he hasnāt told a soul about Atsushiās situation, rumors start spreading around school and the neighborhood, which makes Atsushiās mom upset. She eventually starts going out on the town, to put it lightly, while acting like sheās allow to, even under the lie, because sick people canāt be expected to sit at home all day. Her night time activities make the rumors even worse, obviously.
Washizu tries again to convince Atsushi to tell their teacher and friends the truth. Look, I get his motives, I do, but what is telling the truth going to do? What is his teacher supposed to do? All itās going to do is get him beaten, people whispering incessantly and heāll be pitied. I doubt theyād be able to get him removed from the home or anything. Heās nearly an adult, and his mother never seems to leave visible marks on him.
During the conversation, Washizu discovers that Atsushi has a straw doll. Knowing the rumors about Hell Girl, he tries to convince him to not use the doll and to just tell the truth. Itās not so much about not killing his mother, oddly, but moreso because he knows of the price of using Hell Girlās services and he doesnāt want Atsushi to damn his soul for someone like his mother.
Atsushi demands he leave the house and stay out of his business, so Washizu decides to get further proof that Atsushiās mother is such a horrible person that sheās not worth going to hell for.
I kinda get his view, but itās also totally backwards from what Hell Girl is all about. Typically, if you find out your target is a worse person than you initially thought, it just makes you more determined to pull the string. Most people donāt want to pull the string on targets who are good people.
One night, Washizu brings Atsushi out to a seedy part of town where his mother has supposedly been sleeping around. They spot her walking out of a bar with a random guy and putting her mouth all over his mouth. Heās apprehensive, however, because heās heard rumors that she has a kid. Atsushiās mother brushes it off and says she has no child and they continue about their barhopping.
Content that heās finally convinced Atsushi of what a terrible person his mother is and how he should just stop lying for her, Washizu is shocked to see him pull out the doll and pull the string in a fit of rage.
Stopping myself right there, let me back up. Again, remember Washizu is the only one who couldāve started those rumors. Weird, right? What does he gain out of starting the rumors? Nothing, really, besides sewing the seeds for Atsushi to be honest since, why bother continuing to lie when everyone is already starting to believe the rumor?
Thatās not all thatās weird. Heās seemingly kinda manipulative. In the first conversation he had with Atsushi about his home life, Washizu put all of the blame on his mother. In the second conversation, after he discovered the straw doll, he started also blaming Atsushi seemingly to make him…feel better? He legitimately said āI mean, you have some fault too. Since you listened to her and lied. If I were you, I wouldnāt have.ā I nearly had to pause, because I hate these types of people who say shit like this. Hypothetical bullshit based on nothing.
If youāve never been in someoneās situation before, donāt act like youāre better than them and would never do the supposedly shameful or bad thing theyāre doing. All it does is make you look like a self-righteous jerk who canāt actually sympathize.
Finally, when Washizu showed Atsushi the scene at the bar, he had a weird smirk on his face. Why? I donāt know. He even laughed when he told Atsushi āGot it? Sheās that kind of person.ā Atsushi literally just heard his mother verbally disown him in order to have a better chance at getting laid, and heās laughing like itās some victorious moment.
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So, anyway, Washizu was the target.
Yeah, I was surprised too, but not as much as youād think I was. Throughout the first half of the episode, I was pretty convinced it was the mother. However, when they were having the second conversation, I actually gasped because the way Washizu was talking and the fact that they werenāt discussing how the rumors got started made me realize that Washizu was likely to be the target. I wasnāt too sure about it, but I was convinced enough to not really be all that surprised when he showed up in the hell torture.
The hell torture this time around actually isnāt goofy for a change. Washizu is hanging over a bottomless pit, hanging on by a branch. The hell team are all collected above. Washizu yells at them to help him, but despite saying theyāll get him help they just stand there telling him to hang on. After a bit, they lecture him on staying out of other peopleās business, claiming he just wanted praise and wasnāt actually taking Atsushiās feelings into consideration and just caused more and more problems for him.
Itās implied that heās a hypocrite because he yells to them that theyāre acting all nice when theyāre just enjoying his pain even though he might have been doing the same thing to Atsushi (See: The weird shadowy smirk) Also, like the hell team are doing here, pretending like heās trying to help but is actually not doing anything to help.
When you view the situation from this angle, the suggestion of telling the teacher and the other students makes more sense. Like I said, realistically, doing that wouldnāt really help him at all ā it would just piss his mother off and make him a pity case for everyone else. Case and point, just the rumor going around of the truth made his life miserable and pissed his mother off.
One can definitely argue that his mother deserved that familiar ferry ride way more than Washizu, in fact Atsushi visited the website before Washizu did anything, but the way I figure it his life was manageably miserable before Washizu butted his nose in. After that, everything just got worse and worse. No one was harassing him or anything, but people were gossiping all around him and people were avoiding him.
I feel like a part of Washizu did have Atsushiās best interests in mind, but he either went about it horribly or really was just in it for his own pleasure, ultimately. Itās honestly hard to tell. There was one moment where he was alone and thinking to himself that he had to help Atsushi, so I think he was at least partially genuine, but itās unclear.
You ever hear of that philosophy that no one ever does anything completely selflessly? Like, even if youāre donating to charity anonymously, youāre still doing it because it makes you feel good? I kinda feel like that was in play with him. Like he got pleasure from watching Atsushi suffer, but he still told himself it was for Atsushiās sake and may not have even really registered his own motives while he was doing these things. Itās something to think about.
As for Atsushiās life after the string pullā¦.well, itās actually really sad and kinda scary.
Atsushi basically has a complete psychological breakdown after this. He starts living in a complete delusion of the lie. He acts as if his made-up successful father is finally spending more time at home, so heās making a nice fancy meal for the whole family, which his bitch of a mother obviously doesnāt appreciate. When she complains about the meal heās cooking, he throws the hot skillet of meat at the wall, and with one of the craziest expressions Iāve ever seen in Hell Girl, he suggests that all three of them go out to eat. Heās acting so nuts and so broken that even his mother is stunned and afraid. I honestly believed the episode would end with him killing his mother, but I guess his story just ends with him being trapped in a delusion to avoid the pain of his real life.
The end.
Goddamn, that was a heavily layered depressing episode. Itās also frustrating because the one person who deserved punishment didnāt get any.
Did you see what I meant about how you can easily interpret this episode as being stupid, but when you get down to it, itās really not? I can still totally see why people would think itās stupid, given that the mother is still alive and well, a seemingly nice kid ended up in hell and our main character ended up going bananas and was marked for hell, but I actually think this is the best episode of season three so far.
It has a realistic and sad conflict, a likable main character, a hateable would-be target who didnāt go overboard with how terrible she was, and a red herring /w plot twisty target swap at the end. Not to mention how terrible the episode as a whole makes you feel, and not in that cheap āall humans are scumā way. This was just sad because it was bad circumstances. If Washizu really was genuine, then he just chose a horrible way to try to help Atsushi. And Atsushi was just a victim the entire time. Hell, you could even dig up some sympathy for Atsushiās mom if her husband really did leave herā¦…Not a whole lot of sympathy, sheās still a shitty person, but still. Even the hell torture was a lot better this time.
All in all, I really like this episode, even if it does bum me out that nothing happened to the mother. She was literally the cause of all of this. Something, anything, should have happened to her in the end. I guess now she has to live with a psychotic son who may be so disturbed that he could one day kill herā¦.thatās something.
ā¦…Oh yeah, Yuzuki was in this episode. Like always, she just watched all of this happen from afar. The only time she did anything was when she offered to take Atsushi to a vegetable market for more affordable vegetables and we get confirmation that she does indeed live alone since her parents both work a lot of hours. I donāt quite understand why that automatically means she lives alone…Just because theyāre not home often doesnāt mean they donāt live there. Or do they just live somewhere else because of their work?
Anyway, Iām already so sick of the transformation sequence that Iāve decided to just fast forward through it whenever it pops up. Itās not like a magical girl transformation sequence or anything. Those are fun. I can sit through those recycled scenes all the time. The Hell Girl transformation is just a lot of Yuzuki yelling in pain and boring shit happening.
Rating: 8.5/10
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A long, long time ago in a placeā¦.directly where I am now, maybe a few feet away, Twix watched an anime called Aishiteruze Baby. Twix was not one to be easily swayed by stories of little children. No, she was a jaded old grump whose thoughts would instantly jump to āOh god, here comes an annoyance.ā whenever a child character would be introduced to, well, pretty much anything, which sheās now realizing is insanely ironic because her favorite TV show as a kid was Rugrats.
The point is, it wouldāve taken quite the lovable little kid and a nice heartwarming story for her to really be invested in an anime centered on a little kid. And Aishiteruze Baby was that anime.
I dunno why I keep doing the storybook-esque intro. Anyway, itās been eons since I watched Aishiteruze Baby. In fact, it was one of the first dozen shows I ever reviewed.
Aishiteruze Baby is the story of five year old Yuzuyu who has been temporarily abandoned by her mother. Her teenage cousin, Kippei, is forced to take care of her until his family can figure out where Yuzuyuās mother is and when or if she intends on coming back for her daughter. The story explores how Kippei adjusts to being a surrogate parent to Yuzuyu while also trying to balance his own life, and how Yuzuyu copes with being abandoned by her mother as more and more time goes on.
I really enjoyed the series when I first watched it. Kippei was a sweetheart, his relationship to Kokoro, his stoic yet lonely girlfriend, was nicely done, the stories were cute and heartwarming with some well-done drama and tension, and Yuzuyu was a PWECIOUS WITTLE CUPCAKE!! She was such a little sweetie, and she was so adorable, and she loved Kippei so much, and she was so cute, and so sweet and she so cute and she was so sweet and she so cute and she was s—
*cough* Sorry.
I really enjoyed watching Kippei mature and take to his new role as a parent more and more to the point where he was excitedly doing stuff for Yuzuyu, even without anyone telling him to. I loved seeing Yuzuyu have fun with Kippei and everyone else, even if it was tough watching her whenever sheād be reminded of her mother or when she was thinking she was a burden on Kippei. While itās not a perfect show, I really enjoyed every minute of it.
The only two real issues I had with the show were that the very serious conflicts theyād bring up were usually resolved too quickly, and there wasnāt really much of an ending, though I didnāt think the ending was as unsatisfactory as many seemed to think. I knew the manga had properly ended and I pretty much knew what the ending was, but it would be well over a decade before I finally sat down and read it to see if it was also void of the other problems I had with the anime.
Well, was it?
ā¦.No, not really.
Let me back up.
First of all, to my recollection, the anime did a very good job adapting most of the stories from the manga. About 90% of the story material here I remember being in the anime, loosely or exactly, so in that regard, good job, anime.
Second of all, sadly, yes, the series still has that problem of bringing up a lot of serious issues and resolving them super quickly and sometimes overly easily. I mentioned the storyline with the stalker in my initial review of the series, and that story was resolved exactly the same way in the manga.
For a differentiation on this issue, we also have a story of a little boy named Shouta. He became fast friends with Yuzuyu, but itās revealed that his mother is terribly abusive. How is this resolved in the manga?
Kippei has a conversation with his mother, pointing out that her behavior is going to drive Shouta away someday. She takes a good hard look at herself, stops being an abusive shitstain and convinces her husband to move them away to the country where itās quiet and less stressful, which is totally easy to do considering the fact that he doesnāt have a job is one of the key points of her stress.
Iām not saying that things couldnāt happen like this in real life, but the odds are insanely low.
You need to understand something ā this bitch is a monster. She wouldnāt just hit Shouta. Sheād make him feel like garbage. Sheād make this five year old boy feel like he was an embarrassment to her, like everything was his fault and everything he was doing was wrong. And sheād sometimes do it with a smirk. She wasnāt just terrible to Shouta, either. She was also an asshole to Kippei AND YUZUYU! But yeah, sure, one conversation with Kippei would certainly turn her around entirely and make everything better.
Believe it or not, the anime did this much better. We get more backstory on why his mother started acting this way, not that itās much to sympathize with. She had difficulty coping with the challenges of being a parent, and, seemingly, Shouta was a bit behind other kids his age, which made her believe Shouta was an embarrassment. She quickly started taking her frustrations out on Shouta for pretty much everything and began smacking him around.
Kippei does talk to Shoutaās mom, but it doesnāt really sink in fully. Shouta accidentally runs into her when she has groceries in her arms, causing her to drop them everywhere. She slaps him so hard he fell down the stairs, knocking him out, and he had to be sent to the hospital. The doctor treating him finds all of the old bruises on his body and suggests she and her husband seek family counseling. He tells them that, if they ask for it, people will help them.
As a result, his mother realized what a monster sheās been to him, and even her husband realizes that heās been failing as a parent. After Shouta recovers, they move to the country to be with Shoutaās grandparents so they can help take care of Shouta and her husband can have a better chance at finding steady work. The country lifestyle will also be more relaxing and hopefully relieve some of the stress his mother has. She proclaims that sheās no longer afraid to ask for help if she needs it. All she wants is to start over.
Nearly getting your kid killed, someone suggesting therapy to you and having such a deep moment of self-reflection that leads you down a better path is more preferred than just another instance of Kippeiās Talk no Jutsu. I’m just sad Shouta had to suffer more in the anime than in the manga.
Another plotline involved Yuzuyuās cousin, Miki, attempting to kidnap Yuzuyu. In the anime, she would carry around a bike chain as a weapon, but in the manga she wielded a KNIFE and would even threaten Yuzuyu with it. I donāt care if she never intended to actually hurt Yuzuyu, you donāt hold up a knife to a little kid.
Miki was a horribly depressed girl, to the point of self-harm and suicidal ideation. She wanted to kill herself, but she didnāt want to leave her parents without a child, so she decided she would kidnap Yuzuyu and give her to them. No, it really doesnāt make any sense, but mental illness isn’t exactly known for creating logical thought. At home, Mikiās life was a nightmare.
She wanted to oust an incident of a teacher viciously beating a student, which made all of her teachers target her. All of her classmates harassed her, even the person she was trying to defend, who just told her she shouldāve stayed out of it. Her parents were no help, either. Her father even hit her when he found out about her poor performance in school.
Sheās about to commit suicide via cutting her throat and jumping off a bridge, but Kippei talks her down and convinces her to go back to her family by telling her sheās still important to several people and plenty of people still want to talk to her, which is all she needed to hear.
This one Iām more lenient about. These kinds of situations diffuse under a multitude of circumstances, so Iām definitely not going to say thatās an unrealistic way of going about things. Plus, her troubles really didnāt just end there. She still had to talk with her parents. Her father, by the way, upon hearing that his daughter just tried to kill herself, nearly smacked her again while yelling āYouāre still causing trouble!?ā Father of the fucking year.
Her mother was much more receptive, however, and is able to get her dad to stop being a dumbass and listen to her. In the end, we just know Miki is on a healthier path, not that her life is fixed or anything. She reappears later and is, indeed, getting better, which is great.
Sadly, one of those rushed resolved plotlines was the main one. Like I mentioned, there wasnāt really a solid ending to the anime. Yuzuyu was concerned she would someday forget her mother since she outgrew the pajamas she had made for her, but after talking with Kokoro about their mothers and loneliness, she felt better. The pajama plotline, by the way, is part of the manga too, but itās quite a bit earlier. Reiko (Kippeiās older sister) finds Yuzuyuās mother, who is apparently so far away that she needed to take a plane to get there.
Yuzuyuās mother, Miyako, had initially abandoned Yuzuyu because her husband had recently died and she couldnāt handle the stress of being a single parent. After his funeral, she couldnāt stop herself from crying. It reached a boiling point when she struck Yuzuyu for no reason. Thus she left her kid behind in her house and vowed to return when she felt she was mentally strong enough to handle taking care of Yuzuyu properly. She doesnāt call, she doesnāt send letters, except once, and the one time she came to check up on Yuzuyu she wore a disguise and skulked around Yuzuyuās school.
When we catch up to Miyako in the finale, we learn that sheās been counting the days that sheās been trying really hard to not cry and she got a job to save money for Yuzuyuās care when she returned for her. When she feels she can make it through without crying, sheāll come for Yuzuyu.
Most people, justifiably, dislike Yuzuyuās mom. I totally understand if she was struggling mentally and emotionally with her husbandās death and being a single parent, and I get that striking your kid has to be difficult to process when youāre actually remorseful about it, but she went about this in the worst way possible. She really comes off as just being selfish and stupid as a result.
Her family seems like theyāre really nice and accommodating people. If family is in dire straits, they welcome them to live in their home without barely batting an eye. In the manga, even when Kippei proclaims that he wants his girlfriend, Kokoro, to live with them because sheās lonely living all alone, theyāre just like āEh sure! Welcome!ā
Why didnāt she just come to them and ask if she and Yuzuyu could live with them? Why didnāt she ask if they could take care of Yuzuyu during the day, sleepover some time, etc. while she got her shit together and maybe sought some therapy? Abandoning her child and never really making an effort to communicate with her was one of the worst options she couldāve taken.
But weāre not even done with her yet.
In the manga, Reiko still tracks down Yuzuyuās mother, being tired of hearing or seeing nothing from her for months on end. When she finds her, she appears to be living with a man. Reiko was enraged by this because she perceived this as Miyako ditching her kid and going to live a new life with some man with no intentions of ever coming back for her daughter.
This especially hurt Reiko because itās revealed after this that Reiko cannot bear children, so she has no intentions of marrying or leaving the house (Yeah, that doesnāt make much sense either.) She sees Miyako have a child, what Reiko views as a precious gift, and to seemingly just throw her away is already a massive sin in her eyes, but to do that and then move in with some guy is practically unforgivable to her.
She and Kippei have a private discussion later, and Reiko basically tells him to have Yuzuyu forget about her mother. Sheās not coming back, and continuing to give Yuzuyu false hope will only hurt her in the long run. Yuzuyu was listening to this, and she was so shocked that she actually did forget her mother.
All of this ongoing trauma and Reikoās final words about her mother basically caused Yuzuyu to have a mental breakdown to the point where she was having massive fits when her mother was brought up and she was even passing out due to the emotional strain.
Even though Kippei was having a lot of difficulty finding the heart to let go of Yuzuyu, they do decide to start sending Miyako letters and pictures Yuzuyu drew to her mother, now that they knew where she lived.
Even though Kippei was very uneasy about the idea of Miyako writing back or coming back, they still checked every day for a return letter from her, to no avail.
One night, as Reiko gets the mail, she finds a letter from Miyako simply saying āIāll be coming to pick up Yuzuyu on her birthday.ā And, surprise, her birthday is in just a couple of days. Reiko, however, doesnāt say anything because she doesnāt want to upset the birthday festivities in case Miyako doesnāt come.
Yuzuyuās birthday comes around, and Miyako does indeed arrive to take Yuzuyu back. Kokoro takes Yuzuyu upstairs before she becomes aware of her motherās arrival.
Miyakoās got some āsplaininā to do. So, what does she have to say for herself? While sheās been gone, sheās gotten a new job and has been saving up little by little for when sheād get Yuzuyu back. She realizes that she was selfish and naive, but she needed some time to be alone and figure herself out. She asserts that didnāt throw Yuzuyu away ā she got away from her to protect herā¦..which is still bullshit.
Like I pointed out before, there were so many other options she could have taken that would have been a lot more helpful and beneficial to both her and Yuzuyu. Even if she felt she was a danger to Yuzuyu, she could have explained the situation to her sister and worked some arrangement out with her. She still could have had time to herself while also keeping in touch and ensuring her daughter that she would indeed come back for her. You donāt ditch her without barely a word, go missing and only send two letters in the several months you stay gone. Have 23 hours and 50 minutes to be alone, and at least attribute 10 minutes to a frigginā phone call, you idiot.
āI had no choice, no matter what you think.ā Fuck off, yes you did.
But, again, weāre still not done.
Reiko bitterly asks what she means by wanting to be alone since she saw her living with a man. Iāll give Miyakoās response in her own words.
āWeāreā¦.not actually living together. I met him at work. And he provides comfort to me in many ways.ā In laymanās terms, heās boinking her.
Misako (Kippeiās mom/Miyakoās sister): āDo you plan to marry him?ā
āYes, I doā¦.I talked to him about Yuzuyuā¦.and it took him quite a while to accept the idea. But it seems like heās finally accepted it. Soā¦ā
Are you kidding me? This nameless dude youāre obviously boinking boinked the bad parent out of you, and then he didnāt like the idea of taking Yuzuyu in, even though sheās the daughter of the woman he supposedly loves, and now heās āfinally accepted itā like itās an inevitability that he has to bear in order to keep his sex ticket.
No.
No.
No.
Youāve been gone for, what, a year at this point? And THATāS the best youāve been able to do? No seeking therapy? No gaining true independence? Just shacking up with some guy who, I guess, has been so kind as to stomach the idea of his fianceeās daughter living with them.
I wasnāt expecting to actually be angry at the mangaās resolution. At least in the anime it seemed like Miyako was striving to gain the strength to return to Yuzuyu on her own, even if the method was quite questionable. Here, itās almost like sheās expecting this guy to take care of everything. Heās got the house, he can provide money, heāll be able to ensure Miyako doesnāt backhand Yuzuyu again, I guess. She did mention getting a job, but thatās about it ā and the problem was never that they didnāt have money. It was shown that Miyako would chew Yuzuyu out for stupid shit even when her father was still alive, so this wonāt fix anything.
This is so much less Miyako bettering herself and trying to become a good mom to Yuzuyu and more her improving a little and finding Yuzuyu a new daddy.
Iām not alone in feeling this way because both Reiko and Misako donāt accept her words. They blatantly tell her that her explanations arenāt good enough and they canāt just hand Yuzuyu over because of that. They tell her to go home, but also tell her that if sheās serious about getting Yuzuyu back that she has to visit every single day to prove her determination. Then, eventually, sheāll earn the right to get Yuzuyu back.
Meanwhile, Kokoro and Yuzuyu wait in her bedroom. Kokoro asks what Yuzuyu thinks of her mom, and she replies that she thinks her mom loves her. She sent her a bunch of letters, so of course she loves her (I donāt really get that either, but maybe itās just kindergartner logic.)
After Misako sets her terms, Kokoro brings Yuzuyu downstairs, much to everyoneās surprise. Yuzuyu finally reunites with her mom, and Miyako even shows her all of the letters Yuzuyu sent her, telling her what a talented artist sheās become. However, Misako soon silently interjects, and Miyako knows she must go. She tearfully leaves, promising to come back again, much to Yuzuyuās dismay.
Yuzuyu runs after her, and Kippei goes off to get something. Yuzuyu calls again and again for her mother, but Kippei stops Yuzuyuā¦.to give her her shoes. He tells her to go because sheās wanted to be with her mother all this time and itās what sheās truly wants. He tells her he loves her, in a scene which nearly made me cry, and Yuzuyu runs back to her mom.
Kippei doesnāt stick around for more than a few seconds, however. He runs back into the house and sadly crumbles in front of the door, looking at the birthday cake he made her and her teddy bear lying on the floor. Heāll always cherish their time together no matter what.
Cut ahead toā¦.Iām gonna guess maybe ten years in the future. Kokoro is rushing Kippei out the door to get him to work. She tells him he got a letter from Yuzuyu, which we see on the table in front of her teddy bear.
As we see a now teenage Yuzuyu back home, she explains in the letter that sheās still doing art, and is apparently so good at it now that sheās won an award for it. She tells Kippei that she was never lonely when her mom left because she always had her Kippei Onii-chan with her to make her lunches, take her to school and play with her. Those are precious memories to her, and she thanks him for everything he did. She closes out the letter telling Kippei that sheās always really loved him.
And as a special treat, apparently Yuzuyu and Shouta reunited and may or may not be an item now. Theyāre at least friends, and thatās good enough for me.
For all of my bitching about Yuzuyuās mom, this absolute end did hit me more than I expected it to. As I was re-reading the passage again while writing this, I was actually tearing up, which was annoying because I just managed to get through her and Kippei departing from each other without getting misty eyed.
I really just wish we 1) had more insight as to what was going on in the future with Yuzuyu, Kippei and Kokoro at least (but all of the characters would’ve been very much welcome) and 2) that it had been less abrupt of a shift.
Still, it was a very fitting end to the series, and it reminded me all over again why I really love these two.
While weāre still on the subject of storylines that didnāt make it to the anime, however, there was quite the doozy that was omittedā¦.Two doozies, technically. Maybe three.
Doozy 1: Buckle up, buttercup, because this doozy isā¦.a…doozy. Weāre introduced to Itagaki, or as I affectionately call him āCreepy Asshole.ā Technically, Itagaki was in the anime for a fleeting moment. He was an artist there, and he asked Kokoro out on a date. She refused because she was dating Kippei and…that was pretty much it.
In the manga, thereās an entire arc about this guy.
Here, heās a baseball player, but thatās not important. He admits to Kokoro that he likes her, but she rejects him because sheās dating Kippei. Itagaki wonāt stand down, however. He confesses to her again and reminds her of what a playboy Kippei is (he does have a tendency to flirt, but heās completely devoted to Kokoro.) Still, she turns him down, but this time heās not accepting that. He grabs her arm and forces a kiss on her. She manages to struggle away, bruising her leg in the process, and sheās traumatized by the assault. She becomes very nervous and jumpy, even around Kippei, and she becomes distant to all of her friends.
Kokoro decides not to tell Kippei about what happened, and, guess what? Creepy Asshole legitimately thinks that her choosing to not tell her boyfriend about the sexual assault is proof that she likes him more than Kippei.
Bear in mind that literally 30 seconds before he said this, Kokoro was telling Itagaki she didnāt want anything to do with him and never wanted to speak to him again. Whoo yeah, Itagaki. Sheās falling for you hardā¦.as in literallyā¦.ya know that thing she did when she was trying to fight off your sexual assault.
She, of course, shoots him down again, but the Creepy Asshole persists. This time he goes to Kippei himself. Itagaki tells Kippei that he confessed to Kokoro and that the reason Kokoro has been so distant from him lately is probably because Kokoro feels the same way.
Kippei, not being a creepy asshole, handles this pretty well and realistically. Before Itagaki confronts him, Kippei gives Kokoro her space and doesnāt get angry or frustrated with her. After he learns of the confession, he simply finds Kokoro and asks her about it, plainly wondering if she plans on breaking up with him. Again, heās not angry or judging her, heās legitimately concerned about their relationship.
Kokoro breaks down and talks about the assault. Kippei wants to confront Itagaki immediately, but Kokoro stops him. Instead he comforts her and reassures her, staying with her for as long as she needs him.
Uhm, I kinda canāt talk about the resolution to this plotline without moving onto doozy 2.
Doozy 2: Kokoro and Kippei end up making love as a result of this. Theyāre on a school trip and in a hotel room, and it just kinda naturally happens. Itās not graphic or anything, and even the implications only last a few panels, but it was a really sweet and beautiful moment for the two of them. They never sleep together in the anime.
Doozy 1 cont.: After the deed is thoroughly done, Itagaki deduces that the two of their groins did the fusion dance. And, as if he wasnāt enough of a douchebag, Itagaki acts as if her sleeping with Kippei is a betrayal to HIM and basically implies that sheās a slut for having slept with Kippei behind his back.
Itagaki: āEven though Iām here, you still went and did that as if it was okay, Tokunaga-san. I didnāt think you were that type of person.ā
FUCK.
OFF.
Even after Kippei confronts him, with Kippei not even bringing up the sexual assault for the sake of Itagaki and Kokoro (theyāre having this fight in the hallway in front of numerous people), Itagaki has the balls to say Kippei should give up on Kokoro and HE brings up that they kissed.
Luckily, Kippei verbally tears him a new one, and Kokoro tells Itagaki she never wants anything to do with him ever again.
The last we see of him is one of his friends acknowledging that his manner with girls is messed up and asks if he wants him to teach him on how to date. Kokoro briefly mentions later that she hasnāt seen Itagaki ever since that confrontation, and Itagaki was thankfully gone from this manga forever.
Doozy 3: Still building off of that entire plotline, our final doozy is a pregnancy scare. Soon after Kokoro and Kippei have their first time together, she starts developing weird symptoms and believes sheās pregnant.
Now…this doesnāt really go anywhere because she later realizes she wasnāt pregnant. Kippei realizes that heās been a bit too preoccupied with Yuzuyu, which kinda made him not realize Kokoro was acting weird. Kokoro says she was actually looking forward to being pregnant a little, because she wanted to spend more time with Kippei. And it mostly just culminates in Kippei inviting Kokoro to live in their house so she can be less lonely and spend more time with him and Yuzuyu, which both his family and Kokoro happily accepts.
I was disappointed a little because this would have been the perfect opportunity for them to discuss the possibility of them someday having kids, but it somehow doesnāt really come up. Remember, theyāre 17 so itās not really completely illogical for them to be having discussions about someday having a family.
Something unfortunate I noticed is that Kokoro, in the manga, is actually flatter than she is in the anime. 90% of her character is her relationship to Kippei. 8% is her being lonely and the other 2% is her being stoic and seemingly cold.
Her backstory is that her mom died some time ago and her dad is getting remarried, so heās basically kicking her out of the house for when his new wife moves in. She doesnāt seem to care, and the apartment her father gets for her is extremely nice (because her family is rich), but itās the foundation of the running issue with her character being lonely.
Itās perfectly understandable that she is lonely, but it really is the bulk of her character when sheās on screen and not with Kippei. Sheās lonely, and she either expresses it to Kippei or not. Over time, it becomes easier for her to express her loneliness and not be afraid of it. After Kokoro moves in with him and his family, she really doesnāt do much but be with Kippei and sometimes play with Yuzuyu.
Sheās friends with two other girls, Aki and Mai (the latter of whom is basically just Kokoro lite with more expression in public), who are typically seen sticking up for Kokoro whenever they think Kippei has done something wrong. Aki is particularly vocal about putting Kippei in his place and blaming him for pretty much anything. In a side story, they reveal that she hates men and is terrified of them. When she was 16, a man in a trench coat flashed her, and sheās thought men were nothing but perverts ever since. She even has recurring nightmares about the flasher and panics when a man approaches her from behind.
And this is one of those plots that is resolved abruptly and in a rather unsatisfying manner.
Aki was closest to a boy named Shin, whom she had known since elementary school. She didnāt see Shin as either male or female, so their relationship got on fine. However, when he started expressing interest in girls, Aki started resenting him, believing he was indeed another pervert man.
Despite Akiās traumas being very valid, she still secretly holds a desire to also be sought after by guys (particularly Shin). She feels like she might not be cute enough or attractive enough.
Sheās spooked accidentally by a male teacher, causing her to scream and run off. Shin finds her, she yells out that she hates men and she hates Shin and then Shin just kisses her and says āDonāt say hate! You love me!ā And then she realizes heās right because he was the one she turned to all the time, even when the flasher incident happened, and the story ends with them seemingly getting together even though I donāt remember Shin showing up in the regular story.
You know that joke that a lot of people make about female leads in romance movies and romantic comedies? That they make it seem like all of your problems can be solved by a man? Well, apparently, even lasting trauma brought on by sexual harassment is one of those problems.
Now why did I just go through all of that for the sake of a character who doesnāt really impact the main plot at all? Because I can write all that about a character like Aki but I can barely write a paragraph on Kokoro.
Donāt get me wrong, I still adore her relationship with Kippei, and itās not like she likes him for shallow reasons. She loves that he never says anything to hurt anybody, heās so carefree yet caring that she feels more at ease around him, and heās the one who is able to make her smile the most.
Problem is, itās kinda hard to describe her without resorting to either calling her Kippeiās girlfriend or just saying sheās lonely. Sheās nice, but she also comes off as cold and unfriendly sometimes. Sheās also willing to be blunt about some things, especially when it comes to Kippei. She connects with Yuzuyu on a level Kippei canāt quite get because she lost her mother, but she never becomes a mother or even big sister-like figure to her.
The issue with her father, which is the most prominent part of her story that doesnāt have anything to do with Kippei, isnāt even one thatās properly resolved. She never goes back and talks with her dad or explains her feelings. The guy never gets redeemed or anything. He never pops up again after Kokoro moves out, which happens in the first couple of volumes. We donāt know if he knows Kokoro moved in with Kippei and his family, which is something youād think heād have words about if he cared about his daughter.
In the anime, they did explore this aspect a bit further. We saw more of Kokoro as a kid. After her motherās death, she became more independent and closed herself off. It took a few years for her motherās death to truly hit her emotionally, but she slowly started becoming increasingly lonely. One day, she found that all of the pictures of her mother that were hanging up throughout the house were taken down. Her father explained that she wouldnāt stop crying when she looked at them, so he put them away. Shortly after he did this, he brought home the woman he intended to marry.
The last shot we see of Kokoroās dad, sheās walking by his house and heās snipping roses to help keep local kids from getting hurt on the thorns. She and her mother had planted that rose bush together, and, again, it seemed like he was wiping her memory away. Kokoro is terrified that sheāll forget her mother entirely. Sheās even forgotten what her voice sounded like.
Kokoroās dad did offer to have Kokoro come in the house to talk about things, but she refused, and that was the end of that in regards to her dad. It’s weird how one of the aspects of her character development is opening up more to others, but she never expresses her feelings to her father or mends bridges with him.
I still really like Kokoro, and the problems with her character arenāt very severe, but I just think they should have fleshed her out more to help allow her to be a stronger character on her own, considering sheās such an important part of Kippeiās life.
One other storyline that was not included in the anime was Aya and Akari Ooga. Aya is about Yuzuyuās age and Akari is about Kippeiās age. Their situation is fairly similar to Yuzuyu and Kippeiās in that Akari is usually the one who has to care for Aya since their parents are constantly working. Truth be told, I nearly forgot about this plotline, mostly because they donāt impact the main story much. Akariās presence makes Kokoro a little jealous, especially when they connect through the kids, and she asks him for help once or twice, but, again, Kippei is entirely devoted to Kokoro and has no interest in Akari that way, Akari also says she has no interest nor does have time for a boyfriend, and Kokoro is never seriously jealous, so itās kinda pointless.
The biggest point of conflict in that story is Aya overhearing Akari say something like she wishes she could just live a normal life instead of watching Aya all the time, but itās fixed rather easily by just clearing up the misunderstanding. There was also a point where Aya, Yuzuyu and Marika (Yuzuyuās friend) got lost in the city because they were trying to find Ayaās parents, but they were all okay.
Their storyline wasnāt bad, and Akari and Aya are nice enough characters, but I didnāt see much of a point in it, especially since their situation is so similar to Yuzuyu and Kippeiās situation that it makes it seem redundant. In fact, there’s a plotline where Yuzuyu tries to walk home by herself in order to not be a burden on Kippei, and Kippei and Yuzuyu get sick after the brief story about Aya getting sick, so it’s pretty much exactly the same.
A couple more characters I want to touch upon are Marika and Satsuki.
Satsuki is Kippeiās younger brother. Heās very blasĆ© about pretty much everything, heās extremely mature for his age, and thatās really all there is to his character. Thereās only one episode of the anime that delves into his story even a little, and the same can be said of the manga.
In that story, a girl named Ayumi has a big crush on him, but she becomes convinced that he doesnāt like tall girls with long hair and he doesnāt like models (sheās a model) all because her friends are assholes who told her that for seemingly no reason. However, when she confronts him and confesses, he tells her he doesnāt dislike those things. Then itās kinda implied that theyāre dating afterward, even though she doesnāt appear again.
I just donāt really understand why heās here. He does have a few cute moments with Yuzuyu and bonds with her a little, but thatās about it. Again, this is another situation where I donāt dislike his character or even his lone storyline, but I just struggle to understand his actual role in the main plot.
Unlike Satsuki or the Ooga sisters, however, there is one character whom I do dislike, and her name is Marika. Yuzuyu has two main friends at school ā Marika and Ken. While Ken is a nice enough boy, thereās nothing much to say about him. Marika, on the other hand, is a stuck up bitch.
The end.
Oh fine, letās be āFAIRā to the five year old. Pft.
All joking aside, Marika really is just a brat. She brags a lot around Yuzuyu, she makes nasty comments, and most of her moments are either making Yuzuyu feel bad or gushing over Kippei, whom she has a crush on.
She can be alright when sheās just hanging out, but usually sheās insufferable.
Thereās one point in the anime where sheās pretty okay, though. Their kindergarten class is assigned to write a letter to whomever they deem as their special someone. Yuzuyu writes one to Kippei and Marika writes one to Yuzuyu. We never learn what it says, but the gesture is more than kind enough.
A girl in their class, Namiko, does her letter project with Yuzuyu and tells her that she doesnāt like Marika because she boasts and brags, she interrupts people and she ādoesnāt look good in ribbons and socks.ā
Marika gets angry upon hearing this and calls her a stupid jerk, Namiko cries, though she was clearly putting on an act, and sticks her tongue out at Marika as she leaves the classroom. Yuzuyu asks Namiko if sheās jealous of Marika. She doesnāt get an answer and decides to go outside to do her letter project with Marika, who is crying over what Namiko said. The end of this story is Marika asking Yuzuyu a question. She boasts and brags and loses her temper easily ā is that okay with her? Yuzuyu says it is and then she says then that makes them friends.
This storyline is pretty cute and it does redeem Marika to some degree, but this also is not very healthy. Marikaās basically saying āLook, Iām a total jerk, even to you, are you cool with that?ā And Yuzuyuās just like āYup!ā Itās not like Namiko didnāt have a reason to say what she said. Marika IS a braggart. She IS a glutton for attention. And sheās a brat. Itās great that Yuzuyu sees the good in Marika, but sheās not really making an effort to be better. It’s like that ‘If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best’ thing.
Yes, Iām still aware weāre talking about five year olds. If this can be a series where a stalker of Kippeiās thinks his five year old cousin is a romantic threat, I can believe a five year old can realize sheās a bit of a harpy and try to be a better person.
Granted, Namikoās still in the wrong anyway for making fun of her socks and ribbons. And earlier she purposely got her new socks dirty because Marika was showing them off to Yuzuyu. Didnāt say Namiko wasnāt a brat too, she just seemingly has a slight reason to be a brat.
And remember this one bit of genuine niceness is only in the anime. In the manga, she’s not quite as insufferable because she doesn’t have as many scenes, but she never gets a chance to redeem herself or have a really nice moment with Yuzuyu.
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Andā¦.I think thatās all there is to say. While the anime is a bit dated in the art department, Iād definitely give both the anime and the manga a big recommend. The anime omits some parts of the manga, though how much that truly impacts your experience depends greatly on how interesting and important the Itagaki plotline seems to you (since the parts with them sleeping together and the pregnancy scare can be omitted without bothering anything) and which ending seems better to you.
While I was writing this, I found that way more people hated the way the manga ended than I originally thought, so make of that what you will. The general complaint was that they thought Kippei and Kokoro should have adopted Yuzuyu, and they were angry that we didnāt get much of an update on any other characters after the time skip, the latter of which is very understandable. Plus, people seemed to not realize the woman at the end with Kippei was Kokoro. *shrug*
I think both versions still provide a really great experience, though. Itās a very cute and heartwarming (and heartbreaking) story that never fails to hit the right chords with me. While you can make the argument that itās a little melodramatic sometimes and some of the plotlines get resolved a bit too easily, I never really felt like anything was that unrealistic. Things in real life can be very dramatic and dark, and sometimes they can be put on a better path with a few simple words.
ā¦…But mostly THERAPY. Go get therapy, Miyako. Jesus. Iām glad that the future glimpse of you seems like youāre in a better place, but still therapy. Grief counseling. Family counseling. Anything. The actually abusive monster mother sought therapy ā you can too.
P.S. Yuzuyu is still the cutest little kid in anime and manga. I shall love her forever. ā„
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Plot: Duel Monsters is a trading card game that is quickly gaining popularity across Japan. Kaiba, heir to the powerful and massively successful Kaiba Corp., is a champion of the game and is always looking to āacquireā rare cards. He sets his sights on Sugorokuās extremely rare Blue-Eyes White Dragon card, but his means of acquiring it lead him into the clutches of Yami and a Shadow Game.
Breakdown: The manga did not include a scene where Kaiba has his goons viciously beat up a student at a school for the sake of getting his Dark Magician card, which he was vehement in not handing over because it was a memento of his father. Kaiba has apparently been doing this or similar things to everyone else at this school that has rare Duel Monster cards and has possibly wiped out other schools in the same manner.
I donāt think there are enough super-special-awesome cards out there rare enough to warrant this. Considering, in the 2000 anime, Yugi has a Dark Magician card by default, there is a duelist who specializes explicitly in Dark Magician cards, Dark Magician has several variations and is one of the easiest to get strong cards ever, I sincerely doubt that card is worth strong-arming from someone, especially when Kaibaās one of the richest mothereffers in the world. (I’m aware that the stuff from the 2000 anime was nowhere near a thought when this came out, I’m just pointing out how weird it seems from that standpoint.)
In the manga, the story starts out with Yugi, Jonouchi and Anzu talking about the upcoming craze, Duel Monsters, at the game shop with Sugoroku. It has been popular in America for a while, but is just gaining traction in Japan. Sugoroku shows the kids his precious Blue-Eyes White Dragon card. Itās extremely rare because they stopped production on the card since it was deemed too powerful to use in the game.
Kaiba suddenly enters the card shop, and he makes no effort to hide his assholery as he looks at the cards Jonouchi just bought and calls them garbage before flippantly chucking them back at him. He also makes it clear that heās a champion Duel Monsters player and wouldnāt sully his good name to play with an amateur, but gracefully offers to have Jonouchi duel him when heās collected at least 10,000 cards.
If you know of the 2000 anime, you likely know how the rest goes in the manga. He sees Blue-Eyes, desperately wants it, offers Sugoroku an entire briefcase filled with rare cards for it, but Sugoroku refuses because it was a gift from a treasured friend, so Kaiba begrudgingly leaves. A very similar scene does happen a bit later on, but in Season Zero Kaiba makes a clear effort to get on Yugiās good side first, believing he might have rare cards.
Jonouchi was originally extremely interested in Duel Monsters. In Season Zero, he spends a little time brushing it off as a childish game.
Honda is not in this chapter at all. In the anime, he goes on a tangent about protecting the students from unlawful card maniacs who will obtain Duel Monsters cards through illicit means.
Even though weāve never seen him before this chapter, Yugi and the others act as if Kaiba has been a classmate for quite a while. In the anime, Kaiba just now transfers to their school for the sake of finding kids with rare cards and stealing them.
If you know Season Zero, you know it takes quite a bit for me to say this ā This episodeās animation quality is noticeably worse than usualā¦.and thatās just upsetting.
The anime is setup rather poorly, if you ask me. While the manga doesnāt make it a secret that Kaibaās a douche, the anime goes to the trouble of establishing that heās an even bigger douche than his manga counterpart, and then they try to pull off the olā āForget what my clearly evil character design implies ā Iām a good guy! Hey protagonist, letās be pals! Wanna come to my really cool house? Invite your friends! Iām a good guy!ā to āPsych, I was really a bad guy! Muahahaha!ā switcheroo. In the anime, all youāre doing is waiting for the other boot to fall because we know Kaibaās a bad guy who steals cards.
They couldāve pulled this off cleanly if they simply didnāt have the opening scene with Kaiba stealing the Dark Magician card, which is a scene that turns out to be entirely pointless outside of showing us prematurely that Kaibaās a jerk.
Speaking of him pretending to be Kindba (hahah, I make the puns. They are funny) anime!Kaiba invites Yugi over to his house to check out his Duel Monster card collection. Yugi brings everyone else along, and Kaiba basically says āthe more the merrier.ā Jonouchi hates him because heās rich but also super nice because he translates that as being snobby. Honda later hates him because Miho starts fawning over him for giving them free tickets to his amusement park.
Kaiba conveys his Duel Monsters Champion status when he reveals his card collection room which also displays several of his trophies from Duel Monsters tournaments.
Kaiba asks Yugi if he has any rare cards, and Anzu remembers that Yugi said his grandpa has a really rare card. Kaiba asks if he could see it and Yugi agrees. Despite the other setup being poor, I like this particular setup because at least now Kaiba has a reason to visit the card shop. In the 2000 anime, Kaiba overhears Yugi talking about his grandpaās rare card when theyāre in class, which he just assumes might be the Blue-Eyes. The manga just has him randomly arrive.
I find it even weirder that Kaiba would do all of this without the belief that Yugi has a rare card. Kaiba is a complete ass. He wouldnāt play Mr. Nice Guy unless he knew heād be able to get something out of it.
Somewhat minor, but the anime neglects to mention that, supposedly, people have killed each other over Duel Monsters cards before. Yikes.
Miho: āWhat!? I thought it would have diamonds or jewels attached to it!āā¦…You thought a rare trading card for a childrenās card game would have diamonds and jewels on itā¦…Miho, please go be stupid somewhere else.
Also fairly minor, but the anime calls it Blue-Eyes Dragon not Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Itās not an issue with the subs either, I can hear it.
They point out that this next bit doesnāt make sense, but stillāHonda claims itās too dangerous to hold such a rare card and that Sugoroku should hand it over to the beautification club. Sugoroku asks why a beautification club member would care and Honda doesnāt have any response to that.
The beautification club stuff was silly enough at school, mostly because Honda keeps equating being a beautification club member to being a school prefect or something, but even if the beautification club had any say in these matters, why would he ask to confiscate a card that someone off school grounds is holding?ā¦.That an elderly man off school grounds is holding?ā¦…That an elderly man who owns a game shop off school grounds is holding?
I donāt think itās a matter of him wanting to take the card for himself because Hondaās such a goodie-two shoes (well…kinda. He beats people up in the name of justice with Jonouchi sometimes) and I donāt think he even plays the game in the first place (His first match seems like itās in the next scene). This whole sequence is just strange.
While the scene at the game shop plays out basically the same outside of those Honda and Miho moments, Kaiba continues to play the nice guy when he gets shot down. In the manga, he basically has a big huff and leaves.
The next scene in the manga has Yugi playing a friendly game of Duel Monsters with Jonouchi. In the anime, Jonouchiās playing with Honda. The duel is changed up slightly, though. Honda plays the card manga!Jonouchi originally played, Zombie, and places it in the graveyard zone. The manga doesnāt have any sort of field advantage mat like the anime does, so the card just gets played regularly. Anime!Jonouchi plays the Dark Dragon card ā the same one manga!Yugi played. Itās 1500 vs. 800, so Jonouchi declares himself as the winner, as manga!Yugi did, but anime!Yugi stops him. Since Honda played Zombie in the graveyard field, its attack points double, making it 1600, so Honda wins.
I find this increasing entertaining the more I think about it, because itās almost like Yugi is retroactively cheating between versions for the sake of not letting Jonouchi win.
Also, DOUBLE ATTACK POWER for undead creatures in the graveyard? Are you insane? I know Zombie only had 800 attack points, but even slightly stronger creatures would be ridiculously overpowered in there.
Honda and Jonouchi both get into Duel Monsters for the sake of beating Kaiba. I find this disappointing because manga!Jonouchi was genuinely excited about the game itself and even challenged Kaiba before he started thinking he was a jackass. Having his one drive be defeating Kaiba, and pawning off that same drive on Honda, just feels lazy and uninteresting. Granted, they never play the game again after this, in this continuity anyway.
In the manga, Yugi randomly brings Blue-Eyes to school for the day after asking his grandpa if he could borrow itā¦.for…some reason. In the anime, Kaiba specifically calls Yugi the previous night and asks if he can borrow the card from his grandpa so he can see it up close again.
I have problems with both versions. In the manga, why would he take such a rare card with him to school? His friends have already seen the card, and carrying around such a rarity just makes him a target for āmaniacs.ā
In the anime, why wouldnāt Yugi find it odd that Kaiba would ask him to do such a thing? His grandpaās a reasonable guy. Surely heād let Kaiba keep seeing it. Maybe not hold it again, but heād be able to see it. Yugiās a bit naive to believe Kaiba would ask something like that without having ulterior motives.
By the way, why is Kaiba allowed to wear such a drastically different school uniform? Every other boy has a blue uniform, but Kaiba is allowed to wear a pure white one in the anime. Is it just because heās rich? (Just for the sake of noting this, he only wears his school uniform in a few episodes of the 2000 version, but his uniform is the proper color there.)
The manga only goes so far as to show Kaiba pulling the fake Blue-Eyes out of his pocket to make the switch while the anime decides to show him dropping the card to make the switch too. I like this change because it bugged me a little that we donāt see how Kaiba swapped the cards right in front of Yugiās face.
In the manga, Yugi is the only one who notices that Kaiba swapped the cards. In the anime, Jonouchi and Honda notice and take action against Kaiba after school without telling Yugi. They promptly get their asses kicked by Kaibaās guards.
I canāt really decide how much this bothers me. Anime!Yugi does later reveal that he noticed Kaiba take his card, but he thought Kaiba would reconsider and gave him the chance to return it. He was heading home with the fake and I guess hoped Kaiba would come to the shop later and confess or something. Manga!Yugi, on the other hand, confronted Kaiba after school about it, begged him to give him the card back since itās so precious to his grandfather and got beat up by Kaiba in return.
I prefer the manga side in that regard because, while it is realistic that Yugi would give Kaiba the chance to own up to what he did and make things right, I donāt think Yugi would return home with the fake Blue-Eyes card and possibly have to break the bad news to his grandpa, who may notice itās a fake.
Also, Iām a tad annoyed because so many episodes/chapters include the main characters getting beaten up. It starts to wear thin.
After school, Yugi walks home and is confronted by Anzu who tells him she thought heād be with Honda and Jonouchi because they decided to challenge Kaiba. Yugi somehow puts it together that Honda and Jonouchi are back at school, on the roof no less, physically confronting Kaiba.
The rest of the exchange goes the same, essentially, but since the guards are in the picture in the anime, Yami has to beat them up before going to confront Kaiba.
Shadow Game
The manga and Season Zero share the 2000 animeās original default life point count of 2000, which will later get bumped up to 4000, though rarely, if ever, do they mirror the real life TCGās default life point count of 8000.
Make fun of the game in later days all you want, it is a million times more complex and entertaining than the game in the manga and Season Zero. I wouldāve been really bored playing the game like this. Most of the moves are drawing and playing whatever youāve just drawn then attacking with whatever monster you summoned. Also, thereās only magic cards, no traps, though you can put magic cards face down and have them act like traps, I think?
Oh my god, the animation for the Dark Dragon falling! That is too hilarious. It was literally like someone knocked down a cardboard cutout. Is this a rough draft version of the episode? Wow.
Itās interesting seeing the beta versions of some of the more well-known Yu-Gi-Oh cards like Holy Elf/Mystical Elf and Minotaurus/Battle Ox.
Apparently Season Zero wants to channel Bakugan in the future for a minute here as they play a magic card, but only say it makes the monster stronger. They donāt explain how much stronger or for how long. In the manga, they explain that Growth increases Minotaurusā attack by 20%.
In the manga, once Minotaurus is powered up, Yugi suffers several losses in a slight montage where his life points are eventually whittled down to 500. His next card has to be strong or else thereās a high chance heāll lose, which is where Demon Summon/Summoned Skull comes into play a la heart of the cards.
Whatās that? You say you thought the heart of the cards was some 2000 version bullshit? Haha, youāre silly, reader.
In the anime, Yugi only suffers the loss of Holy Elf. His life points stay the same, since she was in defense mode, and he instantly draws Demon Summon.
I donāt really mind this too much because the manga makes Yugi out to be a complete idiot who keeps throwing out weak monsters in attack mode instead of defense.
Also, have another aged chuckle, because Kaiba notes that Demon Summon is one of the five strongest monsters in the game. Wow.
Hereās where Kaiba really differs from manga and Season Zero to the 2000 anime. In the manga and Season Zero, Kaiba cheats by pulling a Blue-Eyes out of his jacket pocket, palming it and pretending to draw it on his next turn.
2000!Kaiba, as much of a jackass as he is, would never sully his good name or his honor as a duelist and cheat (The āsummoning a bunch of monsters on one turnā thing doesnāt really count because that was technically in the Duelist Kingdom days where half the moves were technically cheating or making shit up.) The closest he ever got was threatening to commit suicide if Yugi chose to defeat him, but that was only because Mokubaās life/soul was on the line. If he lost that match, heād have lost his only chance to challenge Pegasus and save his last remaining family and one of the only beings he loved.
Either Kaiba loses another monster off-panel in the manga or they did some bad math. Kaiba went down to 1500 LP when his Gargoyle was defeated. His 2040 Attack Minotaurus was his next monster to be downed, and it was by a 2500 Attack monster, which means he should be at 1040 LP. However, the next time we see his LP counter, itās at 800.
I want to believe the anime did this wrong as well because Kaibaās LP only go to 1200 when Minotaurus is defeated there. However, since the anime didnāt tell us Minotaurusā exact power boost with Growth, I can only assume itās wrong. Itās not either 800 or 1040, so unless they changed the card effect, it has to be wrong.
A small bit of text above Kaibaās head in the manga implies that he also cheated to win those aforementioned tournaments, so this isnāt a new thing for him.
Oh, ohā¦.oh retro Blue-Eyes and its animationā¦..Wowā¦.just..wow.
What the…? Blue-Eyes isnāt even attacking and is, in fact, in the process of destroying itself, but anime!Yamiās life points are going down to 50? Whaaa?????
I would call BS on Blue-Eyes not attacking because heās not Kaibaās card, thus he doesnāt have his heart in it, Yugi’s grandfather does, but I think this is just the embodiment of Kaibaās cheating so Iāll give it a pass.
I get that itās poetic justice for Yami to revive Blue-Eyes to fight for him, but he couldāve just attacked Kaibaās life points directly with Demon Summon. Or are direct attacks not allowed in this version, like it wasnāt in the first season of YGO? Also, when anime!Yami revived Blue-Eyes, why did he not attack with either?
Now when itās anime!Kaibaās turn, like Yami, his life points start going down for absolutely no reason. What the hell is happening?
Even more weirdness because, in the manga, Kaiba loses this duel, and the subsequent penalty game has a lasting effect on him that will herald in the biggest arc of the manga. Yami attacks with Blue-Eyes and wins.
In the animeā¦.I have no clue what the hell happened. Kaiba draws a Gremlin, which, even with 2000 attack, isnāt enough to defeat either Demon Summon or Blue-Eyes. However…Kaiba summons him on a mountain range, I think, which, I guess, grants the card the ability called Split the Landā¦.which automatically ends the duel in a draw…I suppose?
ā¦..HUH!? Why did Kaiba not get defeated here? He not only shouldāve lost, he shouldāve got a well-deserved penalty game for cheating. But the anime decides, nah, letās have it end in a draw? Even 2000!anime Kaiba lost. And where did Kaiba vanish to after the duel ended? What is going on!?!?
It also makes the setup for the Kaiba arc so much weaker than the manga. Instead of Kaiba, the champion, being pissed about being defeated and basically being forced to go through hell, instead heās just butthurt that he got a tie.
Iām a bit surprised that manga!Yami was lenient on Kaiba in his penalty game. Itās horrible to be trapped in a card and experiencing something āclose to deathā as all of the fallen creatures torment him, but he clearly says itās only for one night whereas weāre left to assume most of the other people who got penalty games were punished indefinitely.
If they werenāt, then why havenāt people like Ushio come back to get their revenge on Yugi? Are they just too scared of him now? Have they changed their ways because of their punishment? Tetsu got straight-up killed for sure, so I donāt think itās unreasonable to think most of the other penalty games stuck unless stated otherwise soā¦..??
Kaiba beat up numerous people, stole god knows how many Duel Monsters cards and tried to steal Yugiās grandfatherās precious treasure. Iām not saying all of that is worth eternal torment or death, Iām saying Yamiās done worse to some people for much less. Why is Yami so inconsistent with how he punishes people?
Also, the anime ends with a few tags ā Kaiba trashing his trophy room in anger at getting a mere draw in a duel, Yugi, Anzu and Jonouchi being glad Yugi got Blue-Eyes back (somehow) and an overly long really stupid sequence of Miho riding on the back of Hondaās bike and them spending a ridiculous amount of time on the ground in a daze after crashing.
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I thought this was a good introduction to Duel Monsters, for the most part. I donāt think they do an adequate enough job explaining the rules (The manga does a lot more than the anime, but they have an advantage in being able to display fairly detailed text boxes that convey that type of info. Still, a good anime would be able to convey the information naturally), and both versions have a serious problem with keeping track of life points, but the anime moreso because both of their life points went down so far for literally no reason. Nothing was happening at the time, but they were losing points. I feel like they only did that so it would be more viable for the duel to end in a draw.
I already expressed how I also didnāt care much for the nice guy act they put on Kaiba in the anime. Like I said, that wouldāve been perfectly fine if they didnāt ruin the act in the first place by showing Kaibaās guards beating up a kid for a Duel Monsters card and establishing that he does that stuff all the time.
Kaibaās design has been noted throughout the years as being the funniest manga/Season Zero design of all of our well-known characters because, while the Kaiba we know and love has brown hair, manga/Season Zero Kaiba…well.
Again, what is up with the screwed up colors in this show?
Do I even need to bring up the janky animation in this episode? This series has always been poorly animated, but this is lower than shoestring budget. Itās likeā¦..off-brand floss budget. It reminded me of those old Filmmation cartoons from the 70s on occasion.
Kaiba is a good antagonist, of course, and Iām glad they left the door open for him to return in the future, but that draw wasnāt earned in the anime. He may not have been able to do anything with Blue-Eyes once he was on the field, but he still cheated. He deserved to lose. Thereās honestly no reason he shouldnāt have lost either. Itās like the writers were cheating FOR them. What was wrong with the mangaās ending that they felt the need to change it? Just wanted it to seem more like Kaiba and Yugi/Yami were on the same level? Thatās just silly.
Winner: Manga
Next time, some filler on the animeās part and some not really filler but never adapted chapters in the manga.
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Episode 1: The Girl in the Dark
Episode 5: Barreling Towards Hell
Episode 6: Where the Sun Shines
Episode 9: Elder Brother, Younger Sister
Episode 10: Anna Sone’s Intimate Holiday
Episode 11: The Distant Room Next Door
Episode 14: The Peaceful Lakeshore
Episode 15: For the Sake of this Country
Episode 16: Aspiring Femme Fatale
Episode 18: That Person’s History
Episode 19: Hell Amongst the Steam, Lodging for Travelers
Plot: A familiar face, Takuma, shows back up on Aiās radar. He meets a wandering girl named Seri who quickly forms a bond with him ā something he desperately needs now that his motherās dead, his fatherās comatose and the entire town has ostracized him, believing heās responsible for both events. Seri has a dream of going someplace far away, and she may need to resort to less than ethical means of getting what she needs to achieve her goal.
Breakdown: Previously on āThis Kid Canāt Catch a Fucking Break,ā Takuma was a normal boy who had recently moved back to Japan with his famous producer father and loving mother. However, almost as soon as they had arrived back in town, they started being targeted for harassment. Piles of garbage would wind up on their yard time and again, and fliers claiming Takuma was a ādevil childā who killed animals were being strewn about town.
These incidents escalated until it reached the point where the mysterious harasser shot Takumaās mother in the neck with an arrow ā killing her almost instantly. Takuma was blamed for the murder. Only his father believed he was innocent. And soon, not even that would matter.
The real culprit behind the incident was an old friend of Takumaās father ā a jealous writer who felt his failure was on Takumaās fatherās shoulders. Once Takumaās father realized who was really responsible, the man viciously attacked him with a broken bottle, leaving him on the cusp of death. Takuma arrived on scene during the attack. Just as he was about to get assaulted as well, the man vanished ā he was a target of one of Hell Girlās clients.
As fate would have it, the police arrived on scene shortly thereafter. Seeing Takuma in front of his badly wounded father and no one else in the room, they instantly suspected him. The townās ire towards āthe devilās childā got exponentially worse. Takumaās father was lost in a coma, and Takuma was forced to bear the brunt of the whispers, glares and general hatred and fear of him all alone. No one would ever believe the real assailant vanished in thin airā¦
And nowā¦.
Takuma episodes are just so depressing. Thereās just no real turning back for this poor kid. Even if his father wakes up and tells everyone point blank that his son had nothing to do with his assault, no one will believe him. Theyāll just believe itās a father trying to protect his son from being ostracized. Even if they get new identities and travel someplace far away, whatās done is done. This kid has an assorted box of trauma-filled chocolates.
Today, Takuma lives alone because anime just does that, okay? No parents? Live alone. Donāt care how old you are. He was let off of murder and assault charges because there wasnāt enough evidence, which is understandable. Heās trying his best to ignore practically everyone whispering about him as he goes about life, but heās obviously badly effected by it.
A breezy girl named Seri, who seemingly has no idea of his past, befriends him. She explains that she used to live in the area, but her house was torn down for a train station that never got built due to lack of funds. She used to love going to a nearby creek, which was also destroyed, to see the frogs at night. The frogs were a nice distraction from listening to her parents argue. She grew to love frogs so much that she even has a frog charm on her cell phone and itās very obvious that her favorite color is bright green.
Takuma and Seri bond very quickly ā he even invites her to stay at his house while sheās in town, which she accepts. Apparently, Takumaās yard is still covered in garbage ā itās unclear whether this is old garbage from the previous Takuma episode or new garbage from townsfolk who despise him.
It eventually comes to light that Seri is involved in some rather shady business. She wants to run away from the town forever and just live freely in some place where there will be a lot of frogs. She even invites Takuma along, though he declines because he has to stay with his father.
In order to leave, however, she needs a lot of money. She started blackmailing a man named Hasue. He was one of the people involved with the destruction of her home, so he was a perfect target. She lead him into having a date with her and then threatened to tell his company that he was having an explicit relationship with a minor, even though they hadnāt done anything together.
He agreed to pay her off, but he started to back out. Seri decided to visit him at his house to talk about itā¦.with his wife present. He vehemently denied the relationship, but the wife didnāt believe him. This was just a taste of the backlash heād get if she told everyone about them.
As a result, he once again agreed to pay her. Heād have the money for her the following day. Takuma tries to stop her, asking her to live there with him instead of running away, but she just hugs him, gives him the little frog charm as a gift and heads off.
Now, you may be wondering where Hell Girl and friends come in.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllā¦ā¦..
They pop up here and there throughout the episode, but weāre not really sure why until the end. Kikuri definitely makes her annoying ass presence known, however. She barges in on Takuma and Seri eating dinner and acts like a big pest. Hone Onna and Ai have to come in and wrangle her away. Also, sheās naked when they take her back and I have no idea whyā¦.She was wearing clothes when she entered the houseā¦.
When Seri goes to get the money from the mailbox, the designated drop-off location, we see who the client is. Hasue!
ā¦.ās wife!
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Legitimately, this actually surprised me. I thought for sure it would be Hasue. But nope. It was the wife the whole time. She put fake money in the mailbox and pulled the string as Seri rode away on her scooter, relishing in the sound of the bike crashing.
Iām not really clear on why she did it ā was it for supposedly sleeping with her husband or blackmailing him about it? Maybe a little of both?
Iām not really sure what the purpose of the fake money even was. Did she want to see if Seri would actually extort them before damning her to hell or was it for the lolz?
Kikuri returns shortly after Seri leaves Takumaās house, because sheās a purple-eyed bitch, and explains that Hell Girl is here for Seri not Takuma, something she wouldnāt divulge earlier.
Struck with this realization, he rushes off to try and save Seri only to find her crashed scooter in the middle of the road and Seri nowhere to be found.
In conclusion, Takuma made a friend for a day only to have her both leave him voluntarily and then get sent to hell immediately after. Not only that, but heās standing in what could be considered another crime scene. They donāt show any police there, but he technically is.
This isnāt a bad episode by any stretch of the imagination. It was nice to get an update on Takuma, even if his life is horrible right now, and I liked seeing him have a confidant. The Hell Girl angle was also well-handled. The clientās identity really threw me for a loop, and the motive behind targeting Seri is understandable, even if the exact details behind why the wife was the client are a little hazy.
However, it is tainted by the fact that this episode is a bit overly depressing. Hell Girlās not sunshine and butterflies (Well, okay, twilight sunshine and weird glowing butterflies) but Iām already sick to death of Takumaās life being blown up ten ways to Sunday. The kid already has a shitty enough life. Thereās no reason to have whole plotlines dedicated to beating him down some more. Heās a sweet kid and itās just difficult to watch.
No matter what light MAY be at the end of the tunnel for poor Takuma, it wonāt be enough for the viewer. Heās been through too much, and weāre still not done with the poor kid.
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Chapters 101-120 (Chunin Exam Finals and the Start of the Attack of Konoha)
Sakuraās not very active during this period because so much of it is the Chunin exam finals, and Sakuraās role is to merely observe (And wait for Sasuke to arrive for ten of these chapters…Just to get this off my chest ā I fully agree with Shikamaru. Sasuke and Kakashiās big overly dramatic arrival is a little irritating when they had everyone waiting. I kinda wanted them to follow that up with āOh sorry, Sasuke, you got disqualified for making us wait about an hour. Nice pizzazz, though.ā)
However, there are some points of note.
Sakura again feels a pang of jealousy when Naruto shows how powerful he is and how much heās grown when he defeats Neji.
I especially like her saying that watching him makes her want to work even harder. Sheās not only showing that she has definitely come to respect Naruto, but he is also actively inspiring her. Itās a nice circle too, considering Naruto got as far as he did in his fight with Neji by remembering the people who have inspired him, like Hinata and Rock Lee, who were inspired by him as well.
ā¦.However, as youāll note, not a damn person was inspired by Sakuraās fight. *cough*
The second annual Naruto character popularity poll is listed in these chapters, and I didnāt think to note the first one back then because I didnāt find it relevant, but considering the topic at hand and the fact that I don’t have much to write about yet, I feel I should point this one out.
In the first popularity poll, Sakura ranked fifth.
In the second popularity pollā¦ā¦.she ranked 14thā¦..
Ouch is an understatement. Allow me to point out some notable characters who beat her as further evidence of the disdain towards Sakura starting to show up. Gamabunta, the frog who appeared in all of one chapter so far ā Jiraiya who, at this point really hasnāt done much but train Naruto for a while and perv on girls ā Hayate Gekko, the drowsy-looking proctor of the prelims who didnāt do much else but get murdered ā and the fifth Hokage who has barely shown his non-mountain face in this manga at all and has yet to get a speaking role.
Sheās not even the highest ranking kunoichi ā Hinata takes that spot at #6.
Granted, she never falls this far again, but she never meets or surpasses her first ranking in the future. In fact, she struggles to stay in the top ten. The last popularity poll, taken in 2011, leaves her at 12th place.
Since weāre still not getting much in the realm of Sakura right now, let me babble for a while. The endless Sasuke praise and adoration is irritating enough, especially considering he is literally being given preferential treatment because heās the special Uchiha kid everyone wants to see fight so no disqualification for him being late, but then he has to come in being a literal copy of Rock Lee.
I get it, Sharingan user means he can copy whatever heās seen, but this specific instance really bugs me. Rock Lee worked his ass off day in and day out for a few years to get to the levels of speed and taijutsu skill at which he has peaked to this point. Sasuke trains all of a month and heās matched Leeās physical abilities ā his top speed, his hand-to-hand combat, his jutsus ā all of it.
Sure, he canāt open the chakra gates (or maybe he can, he did see that happen too) and these abilities still take their toll, but it breaks my heart to see Rock Lee hobbling around on crutches after a near-death experience against Gaara using everything he had as he watches Sasuke implement his own moves against Gaara and drive him into a state of desperation he couldnāt get him into even by sacrificing his body to achieve that goal. And Sasukeās barely even tired or injured at this point.
Do you see what I mean when I say I hate āgeniusesā and āprodigiesā?
Iām not saying the Sharingan is cheating ā as ninja, which are basically soldiers, theyāre perfectly allowed to use whatever powers and bloodline abilities they have to come out on top, even if theyāre overpowered or cheap. I take this more as being a massive shortcut. Itās things like this that make feats of certain characters seem less impressive to me.
People can look at this and go āWow, Sasukeās such an impressive badass.ā but I feel underwhelmed.
Rock Lee is so impressive because he reached this insane level of skill and power at his age with a handicap, not with any born advantages like many ninja have. His main powers are determination and self-discipline. On sheer willpower, he managed to match top dog ninjas time and again, even if the series commonly doesnāt let him have the limelight. Nejiās natural genius, bloodline powers and talent were a perfect foil for him. Neji may be cool, but heāll never be as cool as Rock Lee to me, nor will Sasuke.
And hey, just to loop around back to Sakura, that IS a point on her side of the scoreboard. Even Ino and Hinata have bloodline traits that give them an edge, but Sakura doesnāt. We donāt know much about her home life besides barely seeing her parents once and that was anime-exclusive. She doesnāt come from some special clan, she has no kekki genkai, she has no curse mark or demons inside of her ā sheās just Sakura.
However, the reason that sheās nowhere near as impressive as Rock Lee is because her work ethic up until this point seems mostly relegated to the basics ā book learninā and basic skills. Like many have pointed out, she has spent a majority of her time being preoccupied with flirting and impressing Sasuke. She gets really good grades, but she doesnāt go beyond that. Sheās one of the top kunouchi in her class, but she doesnāt strive to learn any powerful jutsu or focus on a particular area of strength.
I donāt want to chalk that up to laziness, because she doesnāt seem like sheās lazy. I want to say sheās lost.
She doesnāt have an identity as a ninja yet. Even in regards to the writing, sheās in a very confusing state. Sheās super smart, but not as smart as Sasuke, Neji or Shikamaru. Sheās skilled with chakra control, but they donāt do anything with that. Sheās supposedly good with Genjutsu, but we already know how contradictory that statement has been. Sheās one of the top kunoichi in her class, but in battle she ties with Ino, who is supposedly in the middle or back of the pack.
I think one of the reasons she was jealous of Naruto wasnāt just realizing yet again that heās on a completely different level than her ā it was knowing Naruto knew exactly who he was and wanted to be as a ninja. As the character descriptions state time and again in each volume, Sakuraās main goal is to āwin Sasukeās heart.ā Meanwhile Narutoās is to become hokage and Sasukeās is to get vengeance for his clan. One of these things is not like the others.
Sakura has finally realized how far she truly falls short as a ninja, but she has no direction on what she wants to be as a ninja or, realistically, a person. Winning the heart of an edgelord is not a goal of a ninja nor is it really a viable goal as a person as weāll delve into soon enough. And itās not until Tsunade starts training her that she actually has direction, purpose and a goal as a ninjaā¦ā¦.even if that goal is heavily centered around Sasuke, but, again, weāll get to that later.
Thatās likely one of the reasons why Sakura is seen as so much better once the time skip rolls around. Sheās not only more skilled, serious and powerful with her own fairly unique set of skills (being fair, all of the main characters adopted and adapted most of their techniques from their elders), but she also has direction.
Once the attack is launched on the Chunin exam and most people fall under the Genjutsu, one of the enemies points out that realizing the Genjutsu and being able to use a jutsu to release it is to be expected of Konohaās elite. Immediately after he says this, we see Sakura releasing the Genjutsu on herself as well.
FINALLY an actual implication that sheās good at catching Genjutsu and can easily escape it. Too bad thereās so much more evidence to the contrary that this actually seems weird. I almost feel like she was just taking a beat from Kakashi and Gai, seeing them do it before her.
While worrying about Sasuke, given the attack from Orochimaru, Sakura gets attacked by two enemy ninja. Kakashi rushes in to save herā¦..This attack has absolutely no point besides to show Sakura getting saved again.
Kakashi points out that she has a natural talent for Genjutsu again, which is par for the course at this point, roll your eyes and move on, but he also said something that made me raise an eyebrow. He said heās glad he trained her in Genjutsu during ninja survival trainingā¦.Uhmā¦.when did this happen?…And why are you lying?
Kakashi never gave Sakura any specific training, and any training she did with Naruto and Sasuke never involved Genjutsu, that we saw anyway. The only instance I can think of was the bell test where Kakashi placed a Genjutsu on her to make her think Sasuke was mortally wounded ā and that made her faint!
Sakura is recruited to break the Genjutsu on Naruto and Shikamaru to take on an A-rank mission. Sheās very clearly nervous and apprehensive, but, to her credit, she doesnāt panic. Shikamaru recognized and broke free from the Genjutsu (he pretended to be asleep) so she doesnāt get to break him free.
Chapter 118 does not put any good light on Sakura at all.
Thereās a fairly decent opportunity for Sakuraās character growth here. One of the aforementioned overlooked aspects of her character is in the fact that sheās supposedly very smart. Since she was shown to be quite nervous a moment ago, Kakashi might have relied on Sakuraās knowledge to help command a squad to carry out his mission. Sakura could bungle it up a bit at first, her fear getting in the way, especially since Kakashi brought up the Hidden Mist mission, of which Sakura holds bad memories, but ultimately she could come through and manage to effectively lead the squad for at least a while.
This would also give her a better moment of glory than whatever the hell happened in the Chunin exam prelims.
However, Kakashi ordered her to recruit Shikamaru, who was recently proven to be a tactical genius with an IQ over 200. And since he was also touted to be the one who would be most fitting as a Chunin out of that yearās group, itās a no-brainer that heād basically be leader and brains of their temporary squad.
But he went a bit overboard.
He made Sakura look about as stupid as Naruto with her suggestions, and even described her as āA kunoichi with no particular talent.ā Iāve stated that itās a bit annoying when they press Sakuraās āsheās really smartā button when trying to give her props when sheās in a team with Sasuke the genius, but this moment made me really glad they didnāt opt to put her in a team with Shikamaru ā especially considering his outward sexism.
Secondly, Sakura immediately believes Shikamaru probably ran away when he goes off to basically sacrifice himself to be a decoy to the nine pursuing ninja. Not only is that insulting and a poor testament to Sakuraās faith in her comrade, but that doesnāt even make any sense. If Shikamaru wanted to save his ass and run, heād just do it. He wouldnāt come up with an elaborate plan, pretend to be the dĆ©coy in said plan and then run off.
Chapters 121-140 (Conclusion of the attack on Konoha + Battle against Gaara)
Sakuraās not present in half of these chapters because thereās other stuff going on that has nothing to do with her, namely the Third Hokageās battle against Orochimaru, Shinoās battle against Kankuro and Sasukeās battle against Gaara.
However, I will note something. When Naruto finally arrives on the scene, he makes a dramatic entrance by kicking Gaara in the face (Does that mean now Narutoās too fast for Gaaraās protective sand? Come on.) as heās about to attack Sasuke.
Sakuraās entrance is rushing to Sasukeās side and fretting over him. Granted, he is out of chakra and the curse mark is taking over again, but still. Contrast.
Also, thereās a weird spot, shown above, where Sakura seems like sheās not even paying attention to whatās going on around her, gets pissed off when Naruto tries to ask her about their enemy, literally goes āgrrrā when she looks at Gaara and explainsā¦. āThatās the guy who knocked Sasuke down.ā I donāt know if the translation is just weirdly worded, but that sounds like a little kid getting angry at a bully.
And let me remind everyone, Sasuke chased after Gaara so they could have this fight, yet Sakuraās acting like Gaara sought him out.
To her credit, Sakura does jump in the way of Gaara as he tries to attack Sasuke (Though her stance is kinda weird if you ask me. Really limits your attacks if you hold your kunai down that low, doesnāt it?)
But, of course, she canāt do a damn thing and just gets slammed against the tree. Her willing to put her life at risk to protect someone precious to her creates an additional instance of emotional turmoil for Gaara, for what thatās worth.
Sakura spends a good chunk of the rest of this section being pinned to a tree and being a damsel in distress. Gaara has separated some of his sand from his body to keep her pinned to the tree and itās slowly constricting her. Unless Naruto beats Gaara, sheāll be crushed to death.
So glad she was able to break free from that Genjutsu just so she could do literally nothing useful and become a damsel in distress. Bravo.
I love how when Narutoās thinking about examples of people acknowledging him, Sakuraās segment is asking him about Sasuke and him desperately trying to get her to pay attention to himā¦.
Hey, now. Sasuke showing concern for Sakura. Sasuke tells Naruto to save Sakura no matter what and to run away with her while he makes a distraction. He also includes her as one of his āprecious comrades.ā
Tell you the truth, though, all of the dialogue in play, this is just as much a NaruSasu moment as it is a SasuSaku moment.
Gamakichi refers to Sakura as Narutoās girlā¦.That probably irritated me more than it should.
Some people like to also give flak to Gaara for becoming Kazekage later and being a good friend to Konoha and Naruto when heās basically a reformed serial killer. Many people donāt give him too much leeway just because of his sordid past (āCool motive, still murder.ā), but considering he also suffered from endless insomnia possibly since birth and had his sanity chewed on by a demon whenever he did get some semblance of rest, it makes more sense to pardon his actions and believe his development when he gets a better grasp on Shukaku and comes to change his views on love and affection. His sanity is slowly repairing itself, somewhat symbolically, through the love he witnesses and eventually obtains from his friends and family.
Iāll probably bring this back up way later down the line when we get to some more questionable reformations, but since weāre focusing on Gaara right now, I thought thatād be the best time to discuss thatā¦..Sakuraās still stuck to a tree afterall.
Sakura got unstuck from the tree. Caught by Sasuke, showing a tiny bit more caring for her.
Chapters 141 ā 160 (The Aftermath of the Attack on Konoha + Finding Tsunade)
In a flashback, Sakura initially doesnāt believe that Naruto was responsible for defeating Gaara, saving her from the Sand Gauntlet. Sheād rather gush over Sasuke and believe he was responsible and that heās just being modest. Sasuke, however, does convince her, and even though sheās not seen thanking Naruto, she does smile and seemingly respect what he did.
Sakuraās only other appearance in this section is briefly being seen sitting at Sasukeās hospital bed side saying āSasukeā¦.ā
Yup, 20 chapters and those are Sakuraās only appearances. Granted, the story as of now doesnāt really call for her ā Narutoās been away for most of it, but still. If you were just casually reading this, youād be seriously questioning whether Sakuraās actually a main character or not.
Chapters 161 ā 180 (Tsunadeās Decision + The Battle Between the Sannin + Coming Home with the Fifth Hokage)
Sakuraās still not in a good portion of this part, butā¦.Alright, since I didnāt really have much else to say, I wanted to make an observation. I am in no way slamming Tsunade, but I couldnāt help but make this parallel. Even though Tsunade was holding her own, she was still very evenly matched and nearly losing to Kabuto, whom Orochimaru stated earlier was only on level ground with Kakashi. No sleight to Kakashi either, but heās not a Sannin. Iām just sayingā¦…is Tsunade basically the Sakura of her team?
Iām not saying the skill and power difference is as great as Sakuraās with Sasuke and Naruto, but she really doesnāt seem to be on the same level as Orochimaru or Jiraiya. During this battle she needed to be saved twice. And the first time she was facing Kabuto only.
So the first instance we see of Sakura in this chunk of the story is a brief image of her and Ino looking all crazy as Shikamaru goes off bad-mouthing all woman-kind.
And the first shot we actually see of herā¦..isā¦..At Sasukeās bedsideā¦.And Tsunade notes that she seems to have been going there every single day. Wow.
Look, I get that this is kinda sweet, but from all I can tell she has literally done nothing with the time Naruto has been gone, which is a couple weeks I think, besides sit on her ass and mope about Sasuke. While Naruto was off working his ass off to learn the most powerful move heās ever mastered, one that will become his signature attack technique throughout his lifetime, sheās been doing nothing. Even Rock Lee was training while actually being a PATIENT in this hospital after getting his body viciously mangled, but Sakuraās just been sitting there like a lump on a logā¦.
What happened to the Sakura who was sick of people getting hurt protecting her and being gung-ho about proving herself? You donāt only do that in the field, Sakura. You have to actually be active when you donāt have missions. You have to learn new jutsu or make up your own. Kakashi might be out of commission for the moment, but surely there are other instructors who can take over for a while, if she absolutely needs someone to help her, even if there is a shortage of people in the village lately.
However, we clearly see most of the other teams are training in their off-time, whether it be as a hobby or not, even without an instructor nearby. Sakura has no excuse to be doing nothing.
And for the record, Sakura spends the rest of the first chapter sheās really been seen in for ages crying and hugging Sasukeā¦..
Meanwhile, in the next chapter, Sakura is peeling an apple for Sasuke and cutting it up into itty bitty pieces for him to eat more easilyā¦..Sakura, sweetie, heās just tired ā heās not a three year old.
When Sakura presents the apples to him, heās gotten himself so pissed off thinking of how Naruto is pulling ahead of him in skill and power that he growls at her and smacks the plate out of her hands. Then he just glowers out the window without a single thought of remorse or apology.
The girls really arenāt getting a lot of love in these few chapters anyway. Tentenās just there, Hinata is shown being jealous that Kiba and Shino have hobbies and Ino keeps ragging on Choji for eating too much and being fat. She states that she would never get Sasuke if she ever put on weight, and tells Choji to stop eating too much or else heāll never a girl. What a bitch.
I find this dialogue to be really weird too, because she should know very well that a large portion of Chojiās skill as a ninja comes from his weight.
The apple thing gets even worse when, gasp, Sasuke steps on one of the apple pieces on the floor. Dammit, Sasuke, you might as well be stepping on her heart!
During the match between Naruto and Sasuke, all she does is stand there looking on with concern and nearly kills herself trying to stop them from fighting (Canāt help but wonder how the series would have gone had they killed her. Not as a jab at Sakura, but something like their rivalry killing their teammate and friend would have seriously messed Naruto and Sasuke up for life.)
And once Kakashi stops them and saves Sakura, she just criesā¦.And then Kakashi tries to cheer her up instead of talking to her like an adultā¦.Seriously, āDonāt worry, things will be the way they used to be.ā? You donāt know that. Donāt promise that, especially with Sasuke clearly going off the deep end. He did something similar when they returned for the Chunin exams when he told her the curse mark was nothing to worry about when it clearly is.
Just a moment ago, Iruka was talking to Naruto like a fellow shinobi about how he needs to help the village out and take missions whenever asked. And here Kakashi is basically āSanta is realāing Sakuraā¦.
Later, Naruto tells Sakura to not get in his way. Oh goodie, even Narutoās giving her shit now.
Sakura does make the decision to go against Sasukeās wishes and tell Naruto about the curse mark and Orochimaru, and he tells her itās okay because Sasukeās too strong to be tempted by Orochimaru. This is basically the same thing Kakashiās doing, but at least here Naruto probably believes it himself.
Sakuraās also remembering all this while lazing about in the window. Ya know, times like these might prompt some characters to think they shouldāve been stronger to stop their friends from fighting and maybe become more determined to train harder and get stronger so they wonāt be āin the wayāā¦ā¦.Some characters.
You might argue that thereās not enough time to give Sakura a lot of focus or develop her much right here, but Shikamaru, Choji and Rock Lee are all getting mounds of development in this section and none of the main plot involves them at all right now.
Meanwhile, Rock Leeās story never fails to make me want to sob. Please give him all of the good things in the world forever.
Chapters 181-200 (Sasukeās Departure ā Battle Against the Sound Four for Sasuke: Choji and Nejiās battles)
The start of this section is one of the biggest moments for Sakura and SasuSaku in the entire series.
Sakura is keeping watch over the only path out of the village because sheās concerned Sasuke will leave, which he does. She starts off kinda funny because she tries to remind him of the time when he yelled at her for acting like Naruto had it madeā¦..Ya knowā¦.being an orphan.
And he told her she made him sick.
She brought that up as the start of them being a teamā¦..but it really wasnāt. The start of them being a team and opening up to each other a little was probably during the bell test.
Him yelling at her over what she said is definitely the first time he even slightly shared anything about himself to her, but he never said anything in regards to his own situation. He was just pointing out what a shitty thing it is to say that an ORPHAN has it good because their parents donāt nag them. Anyone would say that.
She goes on to talk about how fun it was being a team together, that she understands his loneliness and, even with her friends and family around her that, if Sasuke leaves, sheāll be very lonely too. This is kinda sweet, but sounds kinda shitty when it immediately follows her saying she understands Sasukeās loneliness. Again, Sakura, no you donāt. You donāt understand loneliness. You definitely donāt understand the loneliness either Naruto or Sasuke has felt before.
And I swear to god if someone brings up her being bullied for her forehead I will lose it.
It still doesnāt work. Sasuke affirms that theyāre just all going on different paths. His is of revenge. Hers isā¦wherever.
Then she starts sobbing (though sheās been crying this entire time) and yells out that sheās so in love with Sasuke that she canāt stand it. Sheāll do anything if he stays in Konoha. Sheāll do whatever she can to make him happy ā even help him exact revenge. Because swearing a blood oath over a crushā¦..thatās healthy.
Thenā¦.she does something Iāve always kinda hated Sakura forā¦…she offers to go with him to Orochimaru.
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..And then what, Sakura? And. Then. What? Youāll sit by cutting up apples for Sasuke as Voldemort trains him in the dark arts? Youāll join in? Have to hope their team has room for someone whose skills amount to high chakra control, pretend Genjutsu talent and cutting her hair.
I know it probably seems like Iām being too pissed at this, but I have justification. Itās not just that going with Sasuke to Orochimaru is dumb, itās that sheās willing to BETRAY HER VILLAGE to stay with a guy who has only barely ever given her the time of day before because she canāt stop writing āSakura Uchihaā in her ninja textbooks.
You can shout your love for him all you want, Sakura. Itās not real. The fact that your most seemingly cherished moment with Sasuke is when he yelled at you and said you made him sick is telling enough.
The fact that you think you understand Sasukeās feelings in the slightest, after acknowledging that you know what happened to his clan, just because youāll be sad your eye candy wonāt be around anymore is more than enough.
But the fact that you’re willing to either kiss his ass to make him stay or follow him, betraying your village as well as all of your friends and family, to someone who MURDERED THE THIRD HOKAGE and god knows how many other people ā the guy who cursed Sasuke and caused him untold amounts of pain, is the frosting on the cake, the cherry on top and the little umbrella in the drink.
I can understand she has good intentions, really I do, but this confrontation paints her in such a bad and immature light. Sheās twelve, so I guess I canāt hate on her too much for acting like this, even though youād think sheād be much smarter and more mature by now, especially considering the maturity levels of a lot of her peers, but it doesnāt make it any less obnoxious.
Sasuke smirks and tells her sheāll never change, which I never really understood if that was meant to be a compliment or an insult. She threatens to scream if he leaves, which causes him to fwoosh behind her, thank her, which is kinda nice (How is Sasuke the non-annoying one in this situation?) and then knocks her out and leaves her on a bench.
The next day, Sakura tells Tsunadeās associates of what happened, which sends her into a bit of a panic because now Orochimaru has Sasuke in his clutches and can achieve his ends. Which just brings another stupid thing to light ā Sakura, if you were so concerned Sasuke would leave the village soon to the point where you were seemingly pulling all-nighters watching the one path out of the village, why did you not tell Kakashi, Tsunade or any other authority figure? Why did you not have have some method of alerting them if Sasuke was attempting to leave? Maybe a clone or something or some sort of signal.
Even if she didnāt know exactly why Orochimaru wanted Sasuke, she knew he wanted him anyway. She knew the biggest enemy of Konoha at present, one who just pulled off a terrorist attack on Konoha and assassinated its leader, wanted Sasuke. Yet she didnāt think to maybe give a heads up to Kakashi? Leave a note on Tsunadeās desk?
Also, if she truly doesnāt know of Orochimaruās intentions with Sasuke, thatās the fault of everyone continuing to treat her like a child and choosing to not share vital information like that with her. Not telling everyone, sure, but sheās his damned teammate. Naruto knows, doesnāt he? Thereās no excuse.
You can argue that Sasuke would have found some way to leave no matter what they did, but if they really felt he was a danger to Konoha due to his willingness to walk into Orochimaruās open embraceā¦.lock the kid up. Throw his ass in prison. Use some sort of jutsu to keep him in the village. Thatās kinda harsh, yeah, but itās better than Orochimaru getting what he wants and needs to end Konoha entirely, killing untold amounts of people, and letting one of their most powerful and talented young ninja become another human dynamo with dark powers who intends on mowing down anyone in his way.
After Tsunade enlists Shikamaru to the task of retrieving Sasuke, given that all of the Chu and Jonin as well as some Genin are out on missions, and Shikamaru enlists his team of Genin, Sakura shows up and does what she does best.
Cry.
Shikamaru explains that they canāt bring Sakura along with them because she failed to persuade Sasuke to stay, and even though he doesnāt directly say it, sheād most certainly be a hindrance to them anyway given her lack of notable skills and power and her clear bias towards Sasuke, meaning sheād never be able to bring him back through force. So Sakura instead starts crying and begging Naruto to grant her āwish of a lifetimeā to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto obviously agrees, pointing out how much Sakura truly cares about Sasuke, which prompts Sakura to remember a time when she was talking to Naruto as a Sasuke doppleganger telling him how Naruto ruins everything, doesnāt understand her at all, if he had his way, supposedly, sheād never find love or happiness, and she canāt stand to have him anywhere near her. Iām not sure if this is her coming to the realization that that was Naruto or just that sheās reflecting on what a bitch she was then, but either way she realizes that she was wrong about Naruto and that he really does understand her and care.
Before I continue, can I point out that Konoha is very clearly hard up for help on missions, even Iruka told Naruto that heād probably be called for missions to help out, Iruka himself has been pulled away from the academy to do missions, yet Sakuraās been in Konoha this whole time sitting on her ass and as far as I can tell no oneās asked her to do shit? Is this just convenient, like she hasnāt been picked through some random selection, or does no oneā¦.ya knowā¦.want her on the team? Or think sheād be useful? I canāt help but think the latter is very possible.
Where is Ino, by the way? I know sheād be nearly as bad as Sakura in the fogged focus area because of Sasuke, but where is she? Tentenās nowhere to be found either, or Hinata. They explain Shinoās away on a mission with his father ā where are all the girls at? Nearly all of the boys in Konoha, barring Rock Lee for obvious reasons, are going on this mission. Why isnāt at least Hinata, the one girl in all of Konoha whose heart doesnāt go pitter patter at the mere thought of Sasuke, being asked to go along? I know Shikamaru is sexist but at least explain where the girls are or why none of them were considered for this mission.
The end of the chapter has a picture of Sakura looking at the reader with a frown. Yeah, Iām not happy either, Sakura.
Sakuraās obviously not a part of a vast majority of these chapters after this point either. Soā¦.letās continue to explore more reasons why practically every other character in this series is more interesting than Team 7 ā Todayās excerpt: Neji and Chojiā¦.but mostly Choji.
Iām really enjoying that Neji has chilled out so much. Heās still a bit of a superior air around him, but itās not nearly as bad as it used to be. Naruto and Kiba are being much more obnoxious in looking down on others, namely Choji and, for a minute, Shikamaru, in this part of the story, so itās nice to see such a talented and skilled ninja actually be chill and helpful instead of snotty or emo.
As for Choji, his is another arc that never fails to bring a tear to my eye. Choji may be a bit on the annoying side when it comes to him outside of battles and missions, mostly because his shtick pretty much just amounts to āHaha, heās fat. Haha he eats a lot.ā but when heās set on something, heās serious, heās smart, heās skilled and heās incredibly determined to prove himself and defend his best friend, Shikamaru.
This is one of the best moments of badassery in the entire series, and itās pulled off by the fat comic relief guy whose final form is a butterfly.
And not only that, but this plotline is actually relevant to our main topic.
Choji was ostracized from the other kids because he was overweight, yeah, but people also tend to think Chojiās stupid and useless on top of that, even though Shikamaru goes on record saying he is, by far, the strongest Genin in their group. Thanks to the support of Shikamaru, he has been able to keep his head up, continue moving forward and become a great ninja, no matter what others, including Ino and Asuma, who should know better, think of him. Heās able to take down one of the Sound Four, willfully giving his life to do so.
And, no lie, when I first saw this part of the story in the anime I legitimately thought Choji had died. And I cried. This storyline made me cry over the only person in the Chunin exams who had a more pitiful performance than Sakura ā and thatās counting Tenten, because at least in the anime her fight was a little entertaining.
Especially when he reached the trees and saw the arrow carvings, knowing Shikamaru put them there, realizing Shikamaru had enough trust in Chojiās abilities to do as he claimed he would, beat the enemy and catch up.
We keep getting similar characters who are put down for being useless, talentless burdens on their teams like Choji and Rock Lee, and when it comes to their times to shine they get these grand, amazing storylines that pluck every heartstring you have. But when Sakura, a main frigginā character with this same problem, is given a shot at proving herself she ends up with either a haircut or a double KO against people like Ino. Choji just beat one of Orochimaruās bodyguards, who has a curse mark, who triggered his final form with this mark, and Sakuraā¦.couldnāt beatā¦.Ino.
Also, I really like the dynamic the five of them have. I mean, yeah, Kiba and Naruto are generally being irritating brats, but they work really well together. Each has their own strengths and weaknesses that work in tandem with the others, and, given a bit more time, theyād probably be a powerhouse of a ninja squadā¦ā¦.still salty thereās not a single girl here, though.
Nejiās fight is not as interesting, in my opinion. Itās more tense seeing him actually struggle with someone and not constantly blather on about destiny and fate and whatnot (He does bring it up at the end, though), but I think it drags on a bit long. Just a little bit. Also, I canāt get as emotionally charged from Nejiās story when his crescendo is that so many people donāt see him as a failure, but as a genius and he canāt let those people down. They try to do the same death fakeout that Choji got, but, again, itās not tugging my heartstrings as much.
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Overall, this cluster of chapters really doesnāt reflect well on Sakura, which is shame because the first part of this analysis series actually gave me quite a bit more respect for her and now itās fading pretty fast. There are so many more moments where she frustrated the hell out of me and much fewer moments where she was actually redeeming herself. And, sadly, none where she was really impressive.
Iām debating how much of that is her fault because sheās simply not a part of most of the storylines that are happening in this section. Sheās just not given anything to do. Chapters 1-100 focused almost exclusively on Team 7. The Hidden Mist arc, the first few sections of the Chunin exam ā all of them had the team together and gave focus to them as a team, usually. But the start of this cluster is where the team starts falling apart, which I guess means Sakura just gets less focus by default.
I can easily say that a majority of that isnāt her fault, but when you think about it, it really is.
Sheās not really part of the Chunin exam arc after the prelims. Thatās kinda her fault because she hasnāt been doing enough training to beat Ino, of all people.
Sheās not being given special training for the main event of the Chunin exams because sheās not in them because see above.
She has little to no use in the attack on Konoha because she hasnāt bothered trying to train and improve herself during the Chunin exam off time anyway ā despite her drive being to get stronger and more skilled so she wonāt be useless and cause people more pain and grief.
Sheās not of any use in the battle against Gaara, and is, depressingly, reduced to a literal damsel in distress.
Sheās not involved in the part with retrieving Tsunade, which is the first instance where the fault was entirely out of her hands. However, the entire time this was going on, she was literally doing nothing but doting on comatose Sasuke every day instead of training. They could have easily brought her along, especially considering sheāll be Tsunadeās student later. That could have made for a great baseline of Team 7 connecting with their Sannin counterparts to seek out mentors. But nope.
When Naruto returns, sheās somehow 10x worse in the whiny useless crybaby department to the point where even Kakashi seemingly babies her now. She cuts up an apple for Sasuke like heās a preschooler and does nothing but cry and nearly force Naruto and Sasuke to murder her as she pulls an Ash in Pokemon The First Movie.
She makes a 10% heartwarming 90% stupid plea, while sobbing, to make Sasuke stay, not properly planning this out at all and nearly betraying her village to stay with him. Then she cries some more to Naruto, not allowed on the mission to get Sasuke back because sheās too useless and Sasuke crazy, and begs him to bring her back.
End of chapter cluster.
Itās a shame, too, because most of what weāve been getting with the development of side characters, such as Shikamaru, Choji, Rock Lee and even Neji, has been pretty damn great. Why is one of the main characters falling behind so much? Why is Sakura seemingly not even making an effort to do what she keeps saying she wants to do? I mentioned that I thought Sakura was lost, which I still think she is, but she can at least make efforts to improve in the meantime. Her screentime shouldnāt constantly rely on either Naruto or Sasuke.
I probably come off as a bit harsh on her through this part, but I was really starting to lose my patience with her. We go these long gaps without seeing her at all and whenever we do see her, nine times out of ten, she’s reinforcing all of the negative things people have been saying about her for years.
But fear not, reader. We still have a long way to go…whether thatās good or bad is up in the air, but considering Part 3 will be chapters 201-300, which means weāre finally dipping our toes into the time skip chapters, Iād say we have at least a little to look forward to.
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I wish I had something more special written up for this or something unique to review to celebrate, but with the holidays and other hectic stuff, I didn’t prepare anything. Still, thank all of you so much for following me, reading my rambles, rants and reviews of varying levels of sanity, commenting, and just overall being really awesome. ā„
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Plot: When Timmy discovers that many people didnāt get what they wanted for Christmas, he decides to share his magic with everyone in Dimmsdale ā he wishes that Cosmo and Wanda would deliver a special coupon worth one wish to everyone. This new āWishmasā is a big hit ā a little too big. Vicky uses her wish to ask for one million wishes, which everyone nabs up. The excessive wishing overloads the Big Wand, causing a shut down.
When Jorgen receives happy reception from children, he takes this opportunity to take Christmas away from Santa, disliking that he gets credit for giving toys to children by using fairy magic every year. No one cares about Christmas anymore ā they just want Wishmas.
Meanwhile, Santa, Mrs. Claus and the elves move into Timmyās house now that heās out of a job. They drive everyone, particularly Timmyās mom, nuts because of their crazy behavior and constantly eating milk and cookies.
Jorgen blocks every attempt to return Santa back to his former Christmas glory, wanting to keep Christmas for himself. Is there any way Timmy can get Christmas back and end this Wishmas nightmare?
Breakdown: Welcome to this yearās A Very Animated Holiday Special, everyone! Weāve got a lot of holiday cheer to go over this year, so letās dive in!
This Christmas special aired right after I starting paying much less attention to FOP, which I like to call the Post-Poof era. I donāt really have much against Poof, but his appearance definitely felt like the first instance of jumping the shark ā something everyone pretty much deduced. Introduce a baby if you want to make no secret of your shark-jumping. Itās a shame FOP had to undergo about three more jumps of the shark before someone finally put it out of its misery.
But I digress.
Christmas Everyday, the FOP Christmas special that precedes this one, is a beloved Christmas Nicktoon classic. I love it, and I watch it every year. I said as much when I reviewed it for 2017ās AVAHS. The main issue I had with that episode was the ending. The main conflict of the special was the other holidays looking to basically snuff Santa so they could take over the year with their own celebrations because they felt overlooked and underappreciated while standing forever in Santaās shadow.
Timmy talks them down by…confirming that theyāre nowhere near as good as Christmas but they like them just fine, even though the song earlier spent a whole verse talking about how crappy the other holidays are (āNew Yearās Eveās for Mom and Dad. The Easter Bunnyās eggs smell really bad! Valentineās Day always makes me sad…ā āCuz Timmy just canāt get a girlfriend!ā) and greatly contradicts that sentiment. He makes no effort to talk about their good pointsā¦.and it works.
The other holidays realize they were wrong or something, Santaās returned to normal and theyāre able to unwish the constant Christmas wish. The only real lesson of the special is that Christmas is something really special that should only be celebrated once a year otherwise itās not special anymore.
With Merry Wishmas, we have a pretty good setup, but it is the part of the episode that makes the least amount of sense. Timmy doesnāt get the sled he asked for, so he celebrates āWishmasā which seems to be a holiday he made up to wish for everything on his list that he didnāt get, starting with the sled. The message is already kinda in your face because Timmy literally has a mountain of presents and heās bitching about not getting a sled. If the message wasnāt already in your face, Wanda has to straight out tell Timmy that he shouldnāt focus on the stuff he didnāt get and should just be thankful for the things he did get.
He goes off sledding with his friends only to find them sledding on their crappy gifts, like Chester riding on a trash can and AJ riding on a printer. I had to pause here because, really Santa? You gave Chester, the dirt-poor kid in town, a trash can for Christmas? While Timmy gets a mountain of stuff AND fairies? What is wrong with you?
Also, I thought AJ was rich. Why is he complaining about anything?
It seems no one in town, not even Timmyās dad, got what they asked for this Christmas ā so much so that the song of the special is the kids singing about the weird gifts they got in place of the stuff they asked for. The song is called āNot on the Listā and even though āI Wish Everyday Could Be Christmasā is better, I still really enjoyed this song. Itās very catchy and easy to sing along with. However, given the more negative sentiment, Iād be hardpressed to want to sing it during the holidays.
Also, some of the presents make sense and are things kids sometimes get in place of the stuff they actually wanted for Christmas, like the wrong toys, educational toys, books and underwear, but who is giving these kids cheese, a backhair trimmer, self-help books, tickets to a golf invitational and beef jerky?ā¦..And why did Chester get a damn trash can!? Iām not letting that go.
Why was Santa doing this? Some kids, like Vicky, just donāt deserve what they asked for, but it seems like no one got what they wanted this year. The ending might imply that he planned for this to happen, but weāll cross that bridge in a bit.
Timmy wishes that everyone in Dimmsdale had their own āWishmasā by having Cosmo and Wanda dress up like holiday mailmen and deliver a coupon to everyone that was worth one wish each. Timmyās heart is in the right here, but like every episode, it backfires on him.
Of course, everyone wishes for ridiculous stuff and Vicky nabs the most obvious wish loophole and wishes for a million wishes. I first thought Vicky would be the main villain of the special after that, but she isnāt. The massive magic needed to use these coupons overloads the Big Wand back in Fairy World, but, shockingly, Jorgen isnāt upset about it.
Since everyone in the world now loves Wishmas, Jorgen jumps at the chance to take Christmas for himself since he views Santa as a glory hog for getting all the love and attention on Christmas when he uses all of the fairiesā magic to give the gifts. He wonāt allow Timmy to unwish the wish or wish away Wishmas because heās loving the fame and attention now. Yes, believe it or not, Jorgen is technically the baddie in this special, though the focus really isnāt on combating him.
Itās strange. Youād think Jorgen wouldnāt be on board with this because obviously giving one or unlimited wishes to everyone in world, even just for one day, would be a bad idea and a huge strain on their magic supply, but I guess weāre just working on the honor system that no one will wish for world conquest or for time and space to fall apart or for this godforsaken series to last ten seasons.
Santa, who is still in his fat and jolly form even though continuity would dictate that once he no longer had fairy magic heād revert back to his other more ānormalā businessman-esque form, but whatever, for some reason needs to move in with Timmy now that heās out of a job, taking his wife and elves with him. This twist doesnāt make full sense to me, but Iām choosing to ignore it.
Timmy spends the bulk of the year hoping Santa will get up the heart to fight for Christmas, but it takes him until Christmas rolls back around for Timmy to take matters into his own hands. He captures Cosmo and Wanda in a butterfly net and traps Jorgen in a magic cell, forcing Wishmas to not come and Christmas to return.
Timmy and every other kid realizes that they should share their gifts with those less fortunate and be thankful for what they have. Christmas returns, and the kids start giving away a bunch of the stuff they asked for to other kids who arenāt as privileged, and Santa even kinda encourages the viewer to do the same.
During the entire episode, Timmy has been following an eerily accurate Christmas storybook about the current events. Itās not dictating his actions, itās kinda predicting how everything goes and narrates as the story goes on. Itās not constant, though, so itās never annoying. However, the ending reveals that Santa wrote the book and left it under the tree for Cosmo to find and read, probably after he heard Timmy being ungrateful for what he had, whichā¦.raises a massive load of questions.
Assuming Santa didnāt purposefully not give everyone what they wanted for Christmas, he decided to put the entire world at risk by leading Timmy into wishing for Wishmas, allowing everyone at least one wish (Jorgen does shut down the magic when they wish too much, so thereās a cap here, but still) Santa maybe intentionally crashed with Timmy even though, logically, he should have a place to live even without a job, just to further this story. He tormented his poor parents for a full year, practically destroyed their house, and all because Timmy made the misguided wish to help everyone get what they wanted for Christmas and he wanted to teach Timmy a lesson about appreciating what you got and focusing more on giving, not receiving.
Thatās uhmā¦..Ya know, Timmy wasnāt even one of the people singing the āNot on the Listā song. Though, maybe thatās because he just wished for the sled he didnāt get. I have to wonder how Timmy even has stuff to wish for on Christmas. He has fairies all year round. Why wouldnāt he wish for a sled before now?
Timmy was ungrateful, sure, but he didnāt really act bratty about it. Also, how does getting a buttload of wishes and then getting them taken away the next year teach the populace that giving is better than receiving? I would have put an addendum on the coupon that said āyou must use this wish for the sake of another personā or something. People are pissed because they want to use the coupons for themselves, but they find using the wishes for the good of others is great. Giving away gifts when the wishes are taken away is the next best thing.
Despite there being a lot of logistic issues in the writing, I have no problem saying this episode is about as good as Christmas Everyday. The overall plot may have a lot of wrinkles, but the dialogue and pacing are very snappy. I found myself smiling several times and even laughing and rewinding to re-hear jokes because they were that good.
Iād say that the smaller overarching plot problems spanning the entire episode, collectively, are about as bad as the resolution in Christmas Everyday. I might even say that Merry Wishmas is funnier than Christmas Everyday and has an actual message to it thatās beneficial, even if it takes some mental gymnastics to get there.
The only thing that might keep notching it down to the same level as Christmas Everyday is the fact that Santa went way overboard with this and his plan doesnāt really make a lot of sense, at least the way he framed it.
He built it like this. Make Wishmas ā everyoneās happy ā loves Wishmas ā No longer needs Christmas ā take Wishmas away ā People appreciate what they get for Christmas more and want to give not receive.
However, when you really think about it, this is what would logically happen. Make Wishmas ā everyoneās happy ā loves Wishmas ā No longer needs Christmas ā Take Wishmas away ā Greedy people no longer get stuff they want ā must beg Santa to return to keep getting stuff.
Nowhere along that path can I really see where Timmy and the other kids would suddenly start gaining an appreciation for what they have and feel compelled to share their things with those less fortunate. Donāt get me wrong, itās nice that the message is in there, but the plot didnāt properly set the stage for the actual revelation. It was moreso setup and divebomb into payoff.
That and Jorgenās acting really out of character in this episode. He initially gets angry, sure, and he does love the spotlight, yeah, but putting the entire world at risk by giving literally everyone at least one wish (maybe even Crocker!) is not something heād do for a little attention once a year. The fact that he wants to take down Santa when he makes his return is even worse.
Overall, despite my problems with the plotās writing, this is a very funny, sweet and enjoyable FOP Christmas special that I would be glad to add to the annual Christmas special watch list. Itās certainly on par with Christmas Everyday, I can safely say that much. I didnāt even notice Poof was there most of the time, which is weird, because at this point he hasnāt even been in the series long enough to warrant changing the theme song animation. Youād think heād get a little more focus. Itās even Poofās first Christmas, so thatās a bit of a missed opportunity there.
Side-note: This episode really makes me miss Timmyās dad. Heās such a hilarious character when they actually take advantage of Daran Norrisā voice acting properly. His antics as āNogmanā here were definitely a major highlight and a great way to build upon the running joke from Christmas Everyday.
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