Plot: The town has been taken over by star fever. Usagi and her friends all want to be stars just like their idol, Mikan. However, Jadeite sees this as his perfect opportunity to use these star-struck people for their energy. He concocts a plan to turn everyone into the stars they’ve always dreamed about while stealing their energy. Can Sailor Moon dash everyone’s hopes and dreams to save the day?
Title Change: Usagi Learns Her Lesson: Becoming a Star is Hard Work is changed to So You Want to be a Superstar.
The Japanese text on the pink sidebar on the poster in the beginning is removed (Even though the Japanese text next to it isn’t….weird.) This is made even weirder since the text magically reappears as Naru/Molly runs by. After Molly runs by, the text turns to English words that I can’t make out. Confusing? Yeah.
Also, despite occurring in the same scene, they have one of the dub’s transitions after Molly hits Serena only to show Molly running off after the transition.
The text is again removed when Umino is showing off the same poster. In fact, they zoom in on the shot (it was further away so it showed both the poster and Umino in the original) so that they can reuse the edited shot from before.
The story about Umino’s poster is somewhat changed in the dub. In the original, he states he just ordered a bunch of the same poster from the Internet. In the dub, he says he won only one copy through a contest in the Saffron fanclub that he joined.
Name Change: Mikan is changed to Saffron.
In the original, Umino states that she’s been in eight commercials and is only 17. He also states that her annual income is two million yen. In the dub, the other information isn’t given and we’re told she actually makes five million US dollars a year. Seeing as how two mil yen is roughly 19-20k US dollars, I’d say DiC rounded up and up and up and up and up….Unless those figures were drastically different in the 90’s which is completely possible, but my way’s funnier.
A shot of Umino’s screen is removed.
Usagi says she wonders how many shortcakes she could buy with that money. Serena wonders if Saffron needs an assistant.
The girls then discuss that Mikan was discovered by a talent scout as she simply walked down the street one day. Then they badmouth the scouts for not seeing and discovering them for all of their talent. In the dub, they just talk about what they’d do if they had all that money.
After, Umino states that the scouts are doing their jobs because Mikan was found and they weren’t, so the girls get mad at him. In the dub, he just says “In my opinion, one of you has the potential to be a real star,” so the girls get mad at him and ask him to spit it out.
They cut out a shot of a big banner on the TV station where Mikan’s signing autographs supposedly because the entire banner’s in Japanese, but the sign on the front of the building is in big ol’ Japanese characters so sense made=zero.
They edit out a shot of Jadeite putting his hands in his pockets and walking away from the autograph signing. They also edit in a scene of Queen Beryl just doing the typical villain shtick (Use the energy to take over the world Muahahaha) after that.
In the original, Naru says that they’ll sing to storm the entertainment industry. Usagi believes this to be storming them like attacking, so she gets a tennis racket. In the dub, they change this to Serena suggesting that they be tennis stars instead of singers. I don’t get why this was changed. It’s an easily translatable joke……though it is a stupid joke.
Right before Naru and Usagi sing, Luna thinks to herself that Usagi knows that they don’t have time for this. In the dub, Luna thinks to herself “Don’t tell me she’s going to sing.”
This next one’s gonna hurt. As Molly turns on the radio in the dub, it’s painfully obvious that they added in awful music notes animated onto the foreground. I guess this was to ensure the audience that indeed music was playing. Saved by the Bell had better graphics….
There’s also a crescent moon symbol in with the music notes…
It should also be noted, oddly, that the song being played on the original is the Sailor Moon theme song instrumental. The dub is some awful remix of the Sailor Moon theme song done with a xylophone and the beat track from an old keyboard I think.
In the original, the girls make up the lyrics. In the dub we have a weird meta moment as they sing the actual Sailor Moon theme song……So what is this? I’m assuming Sailor Moon is somewhat known in Japan by this point, but she’s got a theme song already?
Sailor Venus doesn’t even have her own theme song, and she’s been known way longer in Japan – to the point where she has her own video game.
I give Luna a pass for changing her inner monologue, because Serena singing? No, thank you.
As Naru and Usagi are fighting, Luna just stares. In the dub, Luna thinks “And they say catfights are bad!”
They replace a shot of Usagi’s bunny door sign that says “Don’t come in” with another shot of the boombox. Also, there are no cheaply made music notes coming from the speakers, so I am currently trying to figure out if there is indeed music being played. I’m running various tests right now and should have results by 2023.
In the original, Naru coaxes Umino into crossdressing to pair with her as a singing duo (Because guys can’t sing with girls I guess) by saying that Usagi would like him if he got real world experience or some weird explanation like that. In the dub, she coaxes him into it by saying he’ll be world famous. Also, instead of gushing about Usagi, he gushes about being famous and even starts reciting a speech he made to accept an award.
They edit out the shot of Mikan’s flowers presumably because there’s Japanese writing on the wrapping.
They make the scene where the monster changes into Mikan/Saffron even more sinister by adding MORE SHADOWS AROUND HER FACE! AHHHH!! God, DiC, put a warning on your show before you make edits like that. Children watch this show for God’s sake.
There’s this big-ass giant banner behind Monster-Mikan as she makes her speech. DiC, surprisingly left it alone. I guess because they couldn’t viably edit around it and painting over the text would cost too much money.
I should mention at this point that Cinderella is a common theme in this episode. Everyone wants to be the next Cinderella, same with Naru and Usagi. In fact, this contest or whatever that Monster-Mikan’s holding is called the Cinderella Caravan. In the dub, there’s no mention of this. Just fame and being like Saffron. I dunno why. Cinderella’s a common story in America too.
Now there’s an untranslatable pun in the scene with the talent show. The comedy duo at the beginning make a joke about asking for two loaves of bread at the bakery, but they gave her strawberry patterned panties instead that she holds up. In Japan, the word for bread is ‘pan’ and panties are ‘pantsu.’ When she asked for two loaves of bread (pan) they gave her pantsu because two pan. Yeah, it’s awful even in Japanese, but the dub is even worse.
In the dub, the joke is “Why do elephants wear green sneakers?…..So that they can sneak around in the grass.” Not only does that make no sense, it’s not funny in the least. Though, I guess that is the point; that a bunch of untalented people keep winning the contest. Also, they edit out where one of the girls holds up said panties. They just repeat the panty-less footage to make her talk longer. However, since she moves her eyebrows when she does this, it makes the footage jump several times.
Oddly enough, they don’t edit out the Japanese on the hand stamp. The symbol means “pass” in Japanese. Though maybe they thought no one would realize it’s Japanese.
Another untranslatable pun in the classroom. One of the girls asks, “What do you get if you take away a vultures (Hagetaka) feathers (ge)? You get Hadaka, which means ‘naked.’ In the dub, the girls just say they’ll do knock-knock jokes now, but don’t actually say one.
They edit out the shots of Naru’s autographs because Japanese.
In the original, Usagi, shockingly enough, says that they have to start class soon, but the other kids say that they don’t have time for class since the entertainment industry requires so much work….Well, if that’s the case, why did they even show up at school at all? In the dub, she just asks Naru if she won the contest, and the other girls just said they basically all did and that fame’s gone to Molly’s head.
After the other kids threw the streamers, one hits Umino in the face and Umino tells the other kids that it would be bad if a star’s face got damaged, and then Usagi thinks to herself that something is wrong. The dub cuts out to transition right before, and I mean milliseconds before, the impact of the streamer. The footage just stops and we get the transition. It’s so awkward.
They also cut out a shot of Umino and Naru singing. Also, Umino’s no longer dressed in drag so I guess he can dress normally now that the contest is over? What was the point in all that?
They also cut out the singing in the background entirely, but they keep in the shot of the end of the show….what the hell were they watching in the dub? Just Molly and Melvin standing on stage doing nothing?
They edit out where even more people appear on stage with Naru and Umino. I dunno.
Front of the Shan Shan Plaza is covered in Japanese text so they edit out the shot of it.
When we see shots of Umino, Naru and those two terrible joke girls as well as the cop, we’re supposed to see that the stamps they got on their hands are glowing I guess to show that their energy is ripe for the taking. Edited out in the dub….they kept the stamps but got rid of the glowing…..I do not understand….Oh and Umino’s crossdressing again….I really don’t get it. There are plenty of guys there. Why did he need to crossdress?
A front shot of Jadeite receiving the energy that has been shown tons of times and is recycled footage was edited out of the dub for some reason.
I guess at this point I should also mention that the original version has now started singing the actual Sailor Moon theme song too so I’m doubly confused.
Get a load of those bathroom signs….High heels for the ladies and a top hat for the men. How sexist. Now I can’t wear a top hat!? My Thursdays are completely ruined now!
Couple questions about the ending….A discoball shatters above your head and that didn’t at least give you several cuts? So, Mikan was just laying in a tub, naked, for the past few days?
Also, in the original, as everyone’s snapping out of it, one of the joke girls asks the other when did they start speaking in a kansai dialect. (I don’t know much about dialects in Japan to be honest, but I’m guessing this accent was put on to sound more like a comedian or entertainer or something?) In the dub they just say that they never want to hear another knock-knock joke again even though they never said one to begin with, at least that we heard, so the joke is lost.
Well, what the hell happened here? In the Sailor Says segment they leave in the shot of Umino getting hit by the streamer…. There is no such thing as consistency.
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2 thoughts on “Sailor Moon Episode 7 (4 For the Dub) (DiC) Sub/Dub Comparison”
The streamer scene always confused me. “Where did that happen?!?!”
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It was censored because a little boy tried to recreate the scene and ended up in a coma due to a ‘crepe paper induced blow to the head’. He had a birthday recently and the doctors wanted to decorate his room as a surprise for his family. They were just leaving the parking lot of Party City when they realized that taking advantage of the ‘buy one, get one half-off’ sale on streamers probably wasn’t the best idea.
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