Fatal Fury: Legend of the Hungry Wolf Review

Plot: Brothers Terry and Andy Bogard are out with their martial arts master and father one day when, suddenly, their father is murdered by his old nemesis, Geese. Terry and Andy both make a pact on their father’s grave that they will train for ten years and return to take down Geese.

Ten years go by and the brothers have reunited, prepared to take on Geese. Before they do so, however, the secret technique of their school must be passed on to either Terry or Andy. They decide to enter a martial arts tournament in order to decide who will inherit the technique, but before they can decide a victor, Geese breaks up the party. Will the brothers defeat Geese? Who will get the secret technique? Is it true that this same story has been told 3 trillion times before and better?

Breakdown: Fatal fury truly suffers from poor pacing. With a recycled plot, semi-poor dialogue, inconsistent martial arts portrayal, and a boring story, it’s not looking very good for this movie.

This isn’t even a full hour long. That’s a fairly significant problem. The story may not be good, but it’s a story that would need at least an hour and a half to tell correctly.

Before we get to the details, let’s tackle the “I don’t get this” stuff. First, does the anime really expect us to take a villain named ‘Geese’ seriously? I was expecting associates named Ducks, Herons and Pelicans under the gang name ‘Waterfowl.’

Secondly, exactly what kind of realm is this world? They do nothing but regular martial arts for the first 40 minutes. Then we get introduced to the secret hurricane fist, which looks like Goku acting like Taz. Then we have Geese shooting off chi blasts like the ki blasts in DBZ. In addition, this is very obviously a world with guns. Several characters get shot in this. I know this is a martial arts flick, but…why not shoot them? If you want them dead so badly and don’t give a damn about honor or finding worthy opponents, why not shoot them? You tried to before. Wounded one. Why not do it again?

There are other minor things, but they’re not all that important.

Now onto the breakdown. Terry and Andy are with their master and father on a day out. Their father, Jeff, is with a group of young kids and buys a flower from a young girl. Suddenly, Jeff is attacked and killed by his old rival, Geese. Geese flees the scene (Must’ve been chicken)

along with the young flower girl. Terry and Andy later make a pact on Jeff’s grave that they will train for ten years and then return to avenge their fallen father.

Ten years go by and we meet Terry again. Annndddd *fast forward* blahblahblahblahblahunimportantBSblahblahblahTheflowergirlfrombeforeisnowanadult,guesswherethisisheadingblahblahblah. Terry and Andy reunite and meet up with their master. They have to decide who gets to learn the secret technique of their school as it needs to be passed on before Master Tung dies. They can’t decide, so they enter a martial arts tournament in order to determine who gets the technique…..why they couldn’t have just had a fight is beyond me, but whatever.

Geese learns of this and decides to kill Terry. He sends the flower girl from before, Lily (Get it? Because she had a flower….??), to poison Terry. Again, perfectly usable guns. You have no qualms against using them. Police apparently don’t exist….gun.

Lily, however, can’t do it because she’s fallen for Terry. Damn, that was quick. Are you by chance related to a Disney Princess? Terry kisses her (You almost poisoned me? Lay one on me, sweet stuff!) and goes off to the tournament. Geese finds out that Lily failed in her mission and decides to, get this, SHOOT HIM.

Once Terry and Andy have, predictably, met in the ring, Geese’s sniper takes aim. Andy’s fighter friend, Joe, decides to take the bullet for them and is shot in the shoulder. Before the sniper can make a second shot, however, the power goes out. When the power returns, all three are gone. Geese sends his men out to find them.

Lily leads them out of the building. They lock themselves in a room and drop a ladder out the window. Lily forces each of them to go ahead of her and, shocker, she gets caught by Geese who promptly pushes her/chi blasts(?) her out the window.

Terry holds the remarkably unbloody Lily in his arms as she dies and he yells to the heavens. (*sigh*) Master Tung shows up and drives them away, but is mortally wounded by Geese in the process. The doctor claims Tung might not even make it until morning.

Andy runs out of the hospital and meets up with a remarkably mostly-recovered Joe. They go off to avenge both his father and Master Tung. Terry stays behind at his Master’s request, and Master walks outside like nothing and teaches Terry the move in like two seconds. (Seriously, it’s just “Here’s the stance” “Okay” “Feel the chi of the earth” “I can’t do it!” “You must!” “Okay” *does it* “And then unleash it!” *does hurricane thing* “Wow Master, thanks for showing me—oh hey you died….Oh hey you died in a completely impossible position. Okay…” Takes place over the course of maybe a minute and a half. Not kidding.) Terry then goes after Andy and Joe.

Andy and Joe arrive at Geese’s place and defeat two of his lackeys. Andy and Joe face Geese himself, who, oddly enough, doesn’t seem to show a lick of martial arts talent. Seriously, in both his fight with Terry and Andy he just seems to stand there, dodge and shoot energy blasts from his hands. Geese blows Andy away with one shot and no effort. (Sorry, Andy. Apparently the writer doesn’t like you)

Terry shows up, and Andy passes the baton to Terry (As if he had a choice). Terry faces Geese and this is, by far, one of the most disappointing endings I’ve ever seen. Well, ‘disappointing’ might be the wrong term. ‘Disappointing’ usually implies that you were look forward to something….Lame. Yes, lamest ending fight ever.

Terry faces Geese and uses a move quite similar to the Gaia Crusher from G Gundam called the Power Wave – because that’s an imaginative name. Geese easily dodges and teleports behind him. Terry tries to recover with another move called the Burning Knuckle or something (Wait, first the Gaia Crusher, now the Burning Knuckle(finger?) Come to think of It, wasn’t there a tornado move in G Gundam too?)

Geese catches his attack and palms him in the chest. Then Geese shoots a chi blast at him. Terry, however, blocks it with his hands. Terry’s losing confidence, but decides to use the secret move on him. Geese is shocked (really?) by him using this move. However, Terry’s move is not good enough to defeat Geese. Oh, did I say that? I meant to say “Terry forgot to stop dicking around and actually put his all in that last move.” He does it again and this time it defeats Geese.

I know I make that sound somewhat interesting, but, again, this all takes place in like a minute. After the battle, Andy, Terry and Joe go to Jeff’s grave to put flowers on it. They decide to part ways. Joe goes off to train harder for the championship. Andy goes off to become stronger than Terry due to the fact that Master chose Terry over him. Terry goes off the train as well to get deeper roots or whatever he said. The end.

All taking up a total of about 46 minutes. Bad pacing. So bad. The entire movie is so damn predictable. Even if you’ve never seen a movie with this kind of plotline, you can predict everything that happens.

Of course they’re gonna want revenge, of course they’re gonna train, of course Terry is going to be chosen, of course Terry’s gonna fall for little miss flower, of course little miss flower’s going to die for the sake of mangst, of course Andy’s gonna fail etc. etc. etc. There is nothing you haven’t seen in this movie.

Usually that can be made up for in old action shlock like this with cheesy fun, but there’s not even that much of that in here. The fighting moves aren’t even all that impressive. I still don’t even understand how being spun around a few times and thrown into pond can kill a master of martial arts.

The anime might have been better if it focused more on the brothers and their relationship/rivalry more than the other BS, but even then it wouldn’t have been very original or interesting.

Bottom Line: If you’re not bothered by movies like these then maybe you should give it a watch. 40-some odd minutes isn’t that much to sacrifice. It’s not god-awful, but is it poorly paced, poorly written and cliché as hell.

Art and Animation: The art isn’t that awful and the animation is fairly decent.

Music: Typical 80’s-esque fight movie music.

Additional Information and notes: Fatal Fury: Legend of the Hungry Wolf (Not even sure what that title means…) is based off the Fatal Fury game series. This movie was produced by NAS and directed by Hiroshi Fukutomi. The English dubbed version is available from ViZ.

Runtime: 45 Minutes

Year: 1992

Recommend audience: Mmm, some murder, a little swearing, blood….Eh, 13+

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Inuyasha Review

Plot: 500 years ago, a young half-demon named Inuyasha fell in love with the priestess Kikyo who was charged with guarding the Shikon Jewel. After a supposed betrayal left Kikyo dead, cremated with the Shikon Jewel, and Inuyasha bound to tree, it seemed the story was over.

500 years later, the priestess is reincarnated as a teenage girl named Kagome. Traveling back to the past after falling in the bone-eaters well, Kagome and Inuyasha team up to take down the real person behind Inuyasha and Kikyo’s betrayal all those years ago while finding the pieces of the now broken Shikon Jewel.

Breakdown: I have such a love-hate relationship with this show. On one hand, it has great characters, memorable storylines, nice art, great action and more. On the other hand, a crapton of other annoying crap.

Inuyasha was one of the handful of anime that I watched before I had real access to the Internet. I really fell in love with it when I first saw it. When most anime on regular TV were mostly non-stop action, fighting shounen shows (Sailor Moon was only on in my area at like 7:00 am, and Cardcaptors was only on for a few weeks before it got booted from the channel I was watching it on) it was nice to see a show that had more of a shoujo feel with action.

This is the second longest anime I’ve reviewed so far clocking in at a good 167 episodes (Naruto taking the top spot with over 200). This is one of my main problems with the series, but I’ll get to that later.

Some of the good points before I delve into the negative.

• The music is wonderful. It has some of the best vocal songs and scores I’ve heard in anime. I love all of the openings (except one) and endings. I’d gladly buy the soundtrack in a heartbeat.
• The art is great, and the animation is pretty good with a fairly distinct style to it.
• The characters, for the most part, are likable and memorable. Many of the villains and side characters are also enjoyable to watch.
• The story is fairly unique even if it does have a cliché “let’s collect stuff” storyline, especially in the form of a crystal/jewel.
• There’s a good degree of character development in many of the characters, albeit incredibly slow.
• The action scenes are wonderfully handled and exciting.
• The attack moves and most of the episodes are memorable and cool.

There is plenty to like in this show, but how much you enjoy it depends on how much this next section matters to you.

1) I’m not sure how reincarnation works, but why did it take 500 years (or 550 years I guess) for Kikyo to be reincarnated into Kagome? What, was her soul and the Shikon Jewel just chilling in the ether for 550 years?

2) Kagome doesn’t look like Kikyo, yet in the first few episodes she is constantly being mistaken for her. However, this is purely the fault of the anime. Kagome actually looks fairly similar to Kikyo in the manga, but, in the anime, Kagome’s facial features, hair, voice etc. are all mostly distinctive of Kikyo’s. Even when they bother to put her in priestess robes, you could easily tell them apart.

Some might say this is because Kagome’s 15 and Kikyo’s 18, but at the end of Final Act, Kagome’s 18 and she looks almost exactly the same as when she did when she was 15. Actually, if Sango’s hair color were more blue-black instead of dark olive green-black, she’d be able to pass as Kikyo better than Kagome would.

3) After rewatching a few episodes of the series, let me give you some perspective on why Kagome’s seen as so useless and/or annoying. In the first two episodes she is kidnapped a total of three times. (Once by the villagers, once by ‘Ms. Centipede’ and another by the bandits) She has been attacked a total of five times (once by Ms. Centipede, again by Ms. Centipede, once by Inuyasha, once by the bandits and once by the crow demon. It’s been six if you count the villagers “attacking” her.) And let’s not forget her grand idea of throwing the jewel out the door, which didn’t even result in the demon stopping its attack on her.

She does get better over time, but it takes a long time.

4) The bone-eaters well never made sense to me. How is time still moving in the past? Does the well compensate for the time spent in her era? By fast forwarding time in the past to the exact amount of time she spent in her era?

5) Shippo’s annoying as hell. He’s our little puff ball of cute comic relief in the series. Nine times out of ten he’s being (Unfunny) comic relief or transportation, the other time he’s being obnoxious or getting himself into trouble by acting like a hotshot. He has a really cute and memorable design, but he as a character is just annoying to me.

6) The main pairing in this series is Inuyasha and Kagome (Love triangle if you’re including Kikyo) and they could not be more irritating. It was cute in the first 20 or so episodes, but it gets old fast.

There’s this constant nagging in your head that Inuyasha may only like/love Kagome because she’s the reincarnation of Kikyo. It was constantly bugging him when he first met her, and you can’t tell me that it’s a coincidence that he falls in love with her so quickly.

He’s also completely indecisive when it comes to his relationships, especially when Kikyo gets reincarnated. In fact, until Kikyo’s final death, he’s still constantly flip-flopping between the two, though he always seems to go to Kikyo at the drop of a hat, no matter what it does to Kagome. He doesn’t seem as inclined to do the same for Kagome. It really makes Kagome seem like a runner-up in this love competition. It takes Kikyo’s final actual solidified we’re-not-kidding-this-time death to make him finally decide on her….and that’s not even in this series.

Kagome’s not much better. I get it, she’s just a high school girl from modern times, thus she can’t be that useful in battle, but you’d think spending a few years in that era that she’d learn to fight beyond shooting a few arrows every now and then. She does have her useful moments and even a couple of badass moments, I just wish we got a bit more. She’s also kidnap fodder/damsel in distress and is always screaming Inuyasha’s name just as he screams hers whenever one or the other is in danger.

One could argue that his relationship with Kikyo is better, and for a while I would’ve agreed with that. It took quite a bit of work and trust for them to finally get together. In addition, it really seemed like Inuyasha and Kikyo were deeply in love.

Kagome and Inuyasha just seemed to gradually start liking each other. No real work went into it outside of slowly realizing Inuyasha wasn’t a jackass and Kagome wasn’t a pest, and that really didn’t take too long.  However, two things changed my mind about this.

First, Naraku was right – it was surprisingly easy to get them to turn on each other. Kikyo’s a priestess with incredible abilities, but she couldn’t tell that it wasn’t actually Inuyasha attacking her? Inuyasha has demon powers and a super strong sense of smell, but he couldn’t tell that Kikyo didn’t smell right?

Second, one of my friends that actually had ‘Inuyasha’ as part of her screenname, was right when we were discussing shippings – maybe neither of them are right for him. Maybe he needs to find someone else or just be a lone wolf.

Sango and Miroku are a much better couple, in my opinon. Sango’s a much more likable character. She’s a strong, yet caring girl who can kick ass and take names. Miroku’s a noble and brave man who just happens to be a bit of a lech. There’s no BS about their relationship, really, because they’re not the main couple. I much more enjoyed their back and forth over Inuyasha and Kagome.

7) Inuyasha’s biggest flaw is that it has 167 episodes built onto a plot that just isn’t strong enough to support it. Other shows can get away with it because their relative goals are usually incredibly vague and more like dreams like becoming Hokage and being King of the Pirates. In shows like Naruto, DBZ, One Piece etc. they have goals like that and arcs to break up the monotony. The Hidden Mist arc, the Chunnin Exam arc, the Buggy arc etc. DBZ is so set in their arc-y ways that their entire series is set up to be separated into arcs specifically.

Not Inuyasha though. They have about three storylines that can really be called arcs. They have only two goals throughout the entire show – Gather Shikon Jewel shards and beat Naraku. That’s it.

The Jewel is about the size of a shooter marble and yet has enough shards to make a Shikon bowling ball apparently. This is especially apparent when you consider the size of most of the shards that they find.

Naraku’s shtick of miraculously getting away after nearly being defeated or turning out to be a puppet gets old FAST. Let’s not forget his other amazing ability, which is to live in a castle surrounded by a thick purple poisonous miasma and yet no one can ever find the bastard.

8) However, what really damns this show is the ending. You’d think after waiting 167 episodes of mostly non-plot oriented episodes that they’d build up to a big payoff.

Nope.

Far from it.

After collecting enough jewel shards to make a jewel continent, beating Naraku 70 times, beating puppet Narakus countless times, after numerous upgrades to Inuyasha’s sword, after 167 episodes and 4 movies…..we end on “Naraku’s still out there and the jewel’s still not complete. No one’s story came full circle. Nothing was resolved. But we’ll keep fighting! The end!”

Many fans were understandably pissed about this when it was first released, but the anime had caught up with the manga and they didn’t want to go the route of Naruto and just make a bunch of pointless filler for ages, so they ended the series. Many people pegged this as the worst anime series ending for a long time until The Final Act came out.

Several years after ending, a new Inuyasha series was released to continue and end the anime correctly – Inuyasha: The Final Act. However, many people believe it to be too little too late, and I’d have to agree. It’s nice that they actually got around to finishing the anime, but it was way too long after the ending of the original show for many people, even die-hard fans, to care.

That being said, even The Final Act isn’t all that great, but I’ll get to that eventually.

This stuff doesn’t stop me from going back and enjoying an episode or two. Sometimes I even feel like watching a handful of episodes. But it just feels like they really dropped the ball on this show.

It’s too drawn out, the ending to both series aren’t satisfying (but at least TFA actually has a legit ending), there’s a lot of irritation, and it gets really repetitive. Watch the first 20-30 episodes and ask yourself “Would I like to watch 130-160 more episodes of exactly this?” If the answer is yes, watch on! If the answer is no….watch it casually, and if you find yourself getting too annoyed, drop it. You honestly won’t be missing out on too much.

Art and Animation: The art varies a bit. There are some episodes where the art just seems awkward, mostly on the faces. Most of the time, however, the art and animation are great.

Music: Like is said, the music is wonderful, unique and, barring, I think, the second or third opening, all of the music is spectacular…Don’t listen to that opening though. Your ears will thank me.

Voice Acting: English – The voice acting is fantastic. I’ve only seen the English dub for the TV series, but the original voices also seem great too, from the one movie I watched with them.

Bottom Line: I can’t bring myself to hate on this series too much. It means too much to me. I’ve always really loved watching this series, even in spite of the flaws. Like I said, watching the first 20-30 episodes will really give you a good idea on whether or not this show is really for you.

Additional Information and Notes:  Inuyasha was based on a manga series by Rumiko Takahashi, creator of other fan favorites such as Ranma 1/2, Maison Ikkoku, and Urusei Yatsura. The anime was directed by Masashi Ikeda and Yasunao Aoki, and written by Katsuyuki Sumisawa. It was produced by Sunrise. The English dub is currently licensed by Viz.

Episodes: 167

Year: 2000 – 2004

Recommended audience: There’s quite a bit of violence and some gore. There’s also kinda-nudity (Ecchi-nudity/Sailor moon nudity essentially) Never any sex (hardly any kissing, really.), some swearing but nothing beyond damn, hell, crap, etc. Some heavy themes. 13+

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