Fushigi Yuugi: Eikoden

 

Fushigi Yuugi OVA 3: Eikoden

Fushigi Yuugi Eikoden

Plot: Taka and Miaka have gotten married in the real world and Miaka got pregnant on their honeymoon. A girl named Mayo has come across the book of the Universe of the Four Gods and plans to enter it to escape her oh so terrible world filled with fighting, divorced parents, being cut from the basketball team, and worse of all her love of all loves, Taka, getting married. Life’s so tough amirite? She enters the book to a dying Konan and becomes the new priestess of Suzaku.

Rating: 1/10

Reasons for Rating: All you have to know about this OVA is as follows; this anime was based on a fanfic.

There ya go.

Review over.


Alright, fine. Let’s go ahead and be fair and mature. This OVA was based on a graphic novel that wasn’t written by Yuu Watase who had written basically everything in the Fushigi Yuugi universe thusfar. She did the illustrations on the graphic novel, but it was written by someone named Megumi Nishizaki who only seems to have one other manga under her belt that’s not related to Fushigi Yuugi; a one shot shoujo manga called “Hot Gimmick S” (I don’t know what that title means as I haven’t read that manga, but considering my view on this series, I feel like laughing at that) and guess what? That’s also basically a fanfic. It’s an alternative ending to another series called Hot Gimmick. Oh and she also has other fanworks of Fushigi Yuugi called Fushigi Yuugi Kaiden. Not to be confused with the prequel that Yuu Watase wrote on the Genbu arc called Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden.

 

However, I’m not here to pass judgment on the manga. That’s merely the source material being used here. I’ve never read the manga, and Ms. Nishizaki is free to write fanworks all that she wants. Neither Yuu Watase nor Megumi Nishizaki had a hand in writing or directing this OVA, but I’d imagine they obviously got money for it.

 

I’m not saying fanfics are all bad, either. There are many out there that are great reads and there are some wonderful writers out there who can naturally write characters that are known and beloved in believable ways with exciting and interesting situations. I’m using the term ‘fanfic’ here as a sleight as in there are so many red flags of bad fanfic writing in the OVA.

Mary Sue? Check.

Reviving dead characters? Check.

Pregnancy? Check.

Marriage? Check.

Plot holes? Check.

Making up BS that makes no sense? Check.

I mean, really, Fushigi Yuugi may have been annoying at times, and it may have made me rage, but not nearly as bad as this pile of slop.

Episode 1:

Wow, could they have found a more unlikable new character? I hate Mayo. I pretty much hated her from the first 10 minutes and that’s just awful. Oh boo hoo, life’s too hard for little Mayo. Her parents are divorced and despite the fact that both of her parents still deeply love and care about her, she’s still all “The world’s awful”. She claims no one cares about her and yet a whole group of girls at the high school seem to be her friends and look concerned when she starts acting depressed. Keisuke tries his hardest to understand what the matter is with her. She claims no one cares then treats a guy who seems to care about her like crap. Yeah, that makes sense. She’s had a crush on Taka for three years so I guess she just thinks she’s entitled to Taka. She jumps into the book like a dumbass and, despite reading all the hardship and pain Miaka and Yui went through as priestesses, she thinks the book will solve all her problems and be a fairy tale.

In addition she acts like a total self-important bitch to other characters in the book who are only trying to be nice to her.

Anyhoo, to get onto the real episode one.

It’s been three years since the events of OVA 2. Miaka and Taka have gotten married officially and Miaka got pregnant on their honeymoon. Mayo has had a crush on Taka for three years and hates Miaka. Apparently her life is so hard and terrible. I heard her parents divorced and she got cut from the basketball team or something. Cry me a friggin’ river, lady. I understand that her parents divorcing sucks, but you need a backstory a hell of a lot worse than that to even partially excuse the crap she does later.

She comes across the Universe of the Four Gods book and, after reading it, decides that it’s some happy fairy tale land and going into the book will solve all of her problems. She’ll be with Taka and she’ll be happy and they’ll get married and just love love love. Oh but what about all the danger? No worries, says Mayo, the Suzaku seven protected Miaka and they’ll do the same for her. So apparently she doesn’t even give a crap about the lives of the Suzaku seven warriors either. They’re basically glorified bodyguards to her.

She enters the book, and immediately afterward Miaka falls ill. After a trip to the doctor, it’s revealed that she is no longer pregnant and there’s no sign she was ever pregnant but Mayo is. Dun dun da da da dunnnnnn. Taka decides to go into the book to retrieve Mayo and save Miaka and their baby.

He arrives and finds that Houki and Boushin believe that Mayo is the new priestess of Suzaku come to save them from this hellish living and that Taka broke up with Miaka and is now dating Mayo and she’s having their child. Why Taka didn’t explain what the hell was going on is beyond me, especially seeing as how Houki seemed to hate that Taka and Miaka were broken up after such a loving romance.

What’s more is, I don’t understand the logic of this little trip. Was she chosen to be the new priestess or is she somehow taking Miaka’s identity? Because the instant she goes into the book she’s pregnant and has Miaka’s wedding ring. From what I’ve read Miaka will soon start disappearing too, like Takiko did when Yui became the new Priestess of Genbu.

Does opening the book if you’re a high school girl automatically make you a new priestess? It’s all so fanfiction-y–….Oh.

Houki sends Taka out to find the remaining Suzaku seven to help. Later, Mayo wants Taka to stay with her instead of leaving on his mission. He has to find Chichiri and Tasuki to help save the dying nation of Konan and all she can say is “I think it’s silly. Going off like some samurai with a big sword.” Taka then tries to defend the sword saying it was Hotohori’s and he sacrificed his life using that sword to protect the empire he loved with all his heart and all she can say afterward is “It’s ridiculous.” It’s clear that she doesn’t give a crap about Konan and then she blames everything on Miaka saying she should’ve used one of her wishes to give Konan peace.

 

Funny cuz Konan was in peace when she left it. The war was over. And hi hypocrite; if you summoned Suzaku you certainly wouldn’t wish for peace in Konan, you’d wish for Taka to be brainwashed into being your husband, Miaka to disappear, and you to live happily ever after.

 

He leaves and quickly (like instantly…almost unrealistically quickly) finds Chichiri and Tasuki. They fight a fake Genbu and meet up with Taiitsukun who says that the only way to save Konan is to summon Suzaku. However, they state they can’t do that anymore cuz the rest of the Suzaku seven are dead. Taiitsukun says that’s no longer true and they have all been reborn. Their task is to find the remaining Suzaku seven’s reborn forms, summon Suzaku and save Konan.

Episode 2:

This episode starts out with Taka and Mayo talking. She’s being a slimy little bitch again acting all innocent and saying she wasn’t lying about what she said to Houki and Boushin. After all she does have Miaka’s wedding ring and she’s carrying Taka’s child. Mayo then tells Taka to tell her he loves her, which he does, but follows it up with saying he’ll say it as many times as she wants (Because she’s their last hope to summon Suzaku to save Konan) but his heart will never belong to her and that it belongs only to Miaka. She demands that he never say her name in her presence again or else she’ll kill the baby………….

 

Are you liking this new protagonist yet? Because I’m making up I ❤ Mayo T-shirts right now.

 

Taka agrees and goes off to continue his journey. It’s all a dream/memory, though, I think, cuz we see him back on the road with Tasuki and Chichiri right after as he wakes up.

They find Chiriko’s reborn self; a baby named Gakurei.

Apparently he watched himself be born (ew) and still remembered everything from his time as a Suzaku warrior. He was able to speak and read and studied on what was going on in Konan, awaiting the arrival of Taka and the others.

How is that ten years have passed since the end of the last OVA and Chiriko just got reborn like 6 months before OVA 3? Why the delay? Also, why do they get reborn with all of their memories intact AND their voices? The memories thing I can kinda understand, but are you telling me that you retain your original vocal cords all because you got reborn? Listening to Chiriko talking as a baby just gave me flashbacks of 001 from Cyborg 009 and Koenma from Yu Yu Hakusho. And why exactly do they retain their memories for only a short while before they just revert to a regular person? What’s the point in that? So they can reminisce on their time as Suzaku warriors for a year or so before just becoming normal?

After a discussion with Chiriko, they decide to find the other warriors, but not before a possessed lady takes Chiriko and throws him off a flight of stairs. Taka jumps off to save him, which he does, with some assistance from Chichiri.

Mayo: *makes a TERRIBLE noise by scratching her nails on the wall* “What’s taking so long? Can’t they even kill a helpless baby at this point?” Are you freakin’ kidding me, you terrible bitch? First you threaten to kill Taka and Miaka’s baby just to keep controlling Taka, then you force some lady to try and kill baby Chiriko by THROWING HIM OFF A FLIGHT OF STAIRS?!

 

And now you see what I mean when I said Miaka was not as annoying as….HER. Mayo is now my most hated female anime character ever by a long shot. I find it worse when people we’re supposed to be sympathizing with or rooting for turn out to be complete jackasses. At least when villains do it, it’s because they’re meant to. We’re supposed to hate villains not our supposed protagonist. I mean, Miaka may be hella annoying, but at least she’s kind. My God, how much of a bitch do you have to be to try to kill babies?

And you wanna know what else? She actually has a best friend at school in addition to that group of girls I mentioned. Her name’s Saori.

So you’re telling me she actually has a close friend at school in addition to that group of girls I mentioned before and in addition to the love of her parents and she still states no one cares about her? Gawd.

The other half of the anime finds reincarnated, 5-year old-ish Mitsukake and the older version of the girl Shoka, the girl Mitsukake died to heal, who was named after his lost love.

Mitsukake doesn’t remember who he was, but according to his parents he was stating he had to protect Shoka almost from birth. Mitsukake doesn’t wanna leave Shoka, but she makes him so that they can revitalize Konan.

Soon after, she gets attacked by the blackbirds that have been following them. Apparently they’re fake Byakkos just as they had fought a fake Genbu. A larger version of the fake Byakko emerges from Shoka and, despite Hotohori being no where around and him being reincarnated, the holy sword gets empowered by Hotohori’s life force and slays the fake Byakko. Just as Shoka’s about to die, Mitsukake remembers his past and heals her with his powers.

Mayo watches them in her room chastising them for spending their time on saving a little girl. *sigh*

As they wander around looking for Nuriko’s and Hotohori’s reborn selves, they find themselves next to a purple haired little girl and the orb glows indicating Nuriko’s mark as apparently this little girl is Nuriko. I guess he really wanted to be a girl.

Can I just say that this whole shtick of reincarnation is really just getting annoying? In addition to being too fast paced (They find three of the four warriors in one episode? Are you serious?) the Suzaku seven as annoying little kids is…well, annoying. If Chiriko’s not bawling Mitsukake’s bawling or being a brat. And Nuriko’s voice doesn’t sound any better. In addition, it’s just weird seeing the warriors in completely different bodies.

I will say that finding Chiriko and Mitsukake first was unexpected given that they like to basically ignore them….But Nuriko and Hotohori are probably being saved for last because they’re the better characters….at least I hope they’re better. At this point, I really didn’t want to watch anymore, but seeing as how I already watched half of the episodes, I might as well.

Episode 3:

The group has found Nuriko and Mayo is getting increasingly upset because they keep finding more of the Suzaku seven so quickly. (Pacing FTL!) I forgot to mention that in episode 2 a fake Suzaku warned her that Taka and the others would kill her if they found all the warriors. Because I know the first thing I’d do if I gathered all the warriors to summon Suzaku is kill the priestess who is the only one who can summon Suzaku plus the baby she’s carrying. Logic!

Oh BTW, reborn Nuriko is a thieving brat. Because if whiny little kids weren’t annoying enough, now we need an arrogant brat. I hope Hotohori’s a good kid, geez.

Nuriko steals the crystal ball the group was tracking the Suzaku seven down with. As Tasuki chases her and grabs the ball away, Nuriko picks him up and throws him to the ground, breaking the ball. She cries and claims he broke her ball, so Tasuki and the others try to calm her by promising her to get a new ball. As they’re shopping for a new ball, a monster kidnaps Nuriko. It turns out to be a giant fake Seiryu.

The group defeats the Seiryu and regroup.

Mayo is displeased as she watches from her crystal ball. The emperor from Star Wars—I mean the fake Suzaku (Seriously, watch the dub, listen to his lines after she watches them beat the Seiryu and tell me you’re not instantly reminded of Emperor Palpatine.) tells her that once she gives enough hatred to him defeating the Suzaku seven will be easy.

Boushin walks in to ask Mayo about the Suzaku warriors from back in the old days. She knows all about them since she read the book. So, being the kind person she is, her first remark is saying that Hotohori was unfaithful to Boushin’s mother. How nice.

Anyhoo, she basically says Hotohori really loved Miaka and Miaka was a two-timing whore who constantly went back and forth between Hotohori and Tamahome. However, Hotohori just decided to give up on Miaka one day and settle for Houki. Then she muses that Hotohori never loved Houki. What a charming new protagonist.

Later, Saori, her best friend, tries to contact her through her belongings like Keisuke and Yui used to do with Miaka. Saori pleads for Mayo to come home, stating that her mother and father are worried sick about her. Mayo says Saori’s lying and that she doesn’t trust her parents. Keisuke tries to make her understand that it’s dangerous to stay in that world and that world will not bring her the happiness she seeks. He also informs her that she’s being used by an evil being.

Mayo just brushes them off and says they’re lying. She says she’ll stay there forever with Taka and her baby. Afterward, she uses lipstick to write a message in the other world. Oh I bet it’s something delightful or sentimental like “I love you all” or “I’m sorry, goodbye.” ………She writes “I hope you all drop dead” on the window. What a peach!

Immediately after, Mayo notices she has no reflection. So she’s really a vampire! Dun Dun Dunnnnnn!

Back with the Suzaku crew, Tasuki, Chichiri and Taka are following Nuriko, who is leading them through the desolate Suzaku village to meet a boy. The group believes this is Hotohori’s reborn self. After all, no way a girl could be leading them to meet a boy who wasn’t Hotohori. I mean, I know Nuriko loved Hotohori, but that’s quite a jump—Oh it is him….*sigh*

Meanwhile, Mayo’s freaking out and she’s starting to disappear. She starts to pass out in the water as she bathes and wakes up in her bed as Houki enters the room. She was listening outside the door when Mayo was saying those terrible things to Boushin, so she thought she’d tell her a story. A story so fanfic-y they may as well have hit you over the head with a cartoon mallet that was stamped “Fanfic!”

See, when Houki was younger, she lived in a small village and was very poor. She was in love with a man whom she had been with most of her life. She was selected to be an imperial courtesan and decided to go in order to save her family.

When she returned, her village was destroyed by the Kutou Empire (the region the Seiryu group resides in) and her love, the sole survivor, waited for her to return to the village so they could be together forever and rebuild their village together.

But she said no. See, she wanted to be with Hotohori now. The man was angry that she was choosing Hotohori over him. He believed the only reason that she was going with him was because he was rich and the emperor.

The man then revealed that Hotohori actually had an older brother, whose life was threatened during a struggle for the throne so he got adopted by a….wandering peasan—What?! I mean what? Really? Long lost brother who gets adopted by a drifter FOR NO REASON? What does his life being threatened have to do with being adopted? Wouldn’t you just get more security detail? Also, forgive me if I’m wrong, but aren’t royal figures always being threatened by someone? And why would you allow the future emperor to essentially be kidnapped and then just shrug it off and never speak of it again? Why was Hotohori not in the same danger? This makes NO SENSE!

The man reveals himself as said brother, Tendou. He spits at them and says he will never forgive them.

I can’t say I blame the guy. I mean, it’s gotta be bad enough to lose your throne for no reason then live in a life of poverty, your only light being your one true love, having her go away, wait for her while your village gets massacred, then find out she fell in love with the brother who inherited your throne and doesn’t want you anymore.

Voting time: Does this sound more like a fanfic or a soap opera? It can go both ways it seems.
Houki continues, saying the brother burst into the palace in a rage, controlled by another, itching to slay Hotohori but Houki defended him.

Now, uh, follow me here, cuz even I don’t understand this part. Okay, the beast god is summoned in the generation of a child who bears the mark of Suzaku and he’s called the Suzaku king. Apparently some legend is he will forever be ignorant of this and will never see Suzaku be summoned. So not only is there a long lost brother, we also find out he’s some beast god king. Also, there seems to be no reason for this king…I mean, he’s forever ignorant that he is the Suzaku king and will never see Suzaku be summoned and seems to hold no abilities or powers that are that special. His birth just signifies that the Suzaku warriors will appear soon.

This is all being explained by some guy who was apparently the one controlling Hotohori’s brother. He then slashes Tendou in the back because he couldn’t slay Hotohori and then boasts that he has killed the Suzaku king. …What benefit that gives him…or why he just didn’t kill him in the first place instead of controlling him is beyond me, but whatever. The man is then killed by Hotohori with another slash to the back. Like dominoes, really.

Tendou then dies in Hotohori’s arms saying he’s happy to have met him and to make Houki happy.

So, then we get to the story about why Houki seemed to have loved Hotohori more than Tendou.

See, in Fushigi Yuugi the TV series, there’s a scene where Hotohori and Tamahome viciously battle each other. Hotohori to protect Miaka (because he was in love with her) and Tamahome because he was under the effects of a mind controlling poison. Houki is seen watching this unfold. She sees the love and caring in Hotohori’s eyes and she sees how hard he battles for her. She also sees the love between Tamahome and Miaka as she brings him back to reality with a kiss. She watches as Hotohori bows out as Miaka and Tamahome embrace and she swears she’ll be with him forever.

Makes about as much sense as anything else in this insane OVA. So you love Hotohori more than Tendou because Hotohori lost his girl but you saw how much he loved her? So you purposely aspired to be a runner-up, basically. You love him more than the man you’ve loved your whole life and had always dreamed of starting a future together with because of that? And dumping him when you’ve found out your whole village had been massacred and he’s the sole survivor? What is this?! Honestly!

Mayo then tearfully apologizes for what she said to Bou—you know what? I don’t give a crap; because you’re still a heartless bitch and I don’t believe a word you say, so screw you and your apologies, lady. If you weren’t disappearing, I can’t bet you’d hear that story and call her a whore or something. Pfft.

The reincarnated Hotohori, Eian, is presented with Hotohori’s holy sword. Eian looks almost exactly like Boushin, btw and he’s an angel of a child. (Thank God)

A fake Suzaku appears and attacks the gang while Mayo tries to reason with the Suzaku shrine. It claims it doesn’t need her anymore. He grew strong (and/or was created by) Mayo’s hatred and since he’s fully powered up now, he has no purpose for her so she’d be better off dead.

Mayo then decides to take his advice, despite Saori’s pleas, and walks off into a lake to drown herself. Hey, you’re still carrying the baby…oh you don’t care? What a shock.

Taiitsukun appears, transporting Chiriko and Mitsukake to the group and explains that the Shinzaho (The baby) is in danger. Taka’s phone rings and asks how his phone can ring in that world….Uhmmm if you didn’t believe your phone could ring in that world, why did you bring it with you on your trip?

I guess one major note is I hate how they turned Mayo around in this. It’s like she’s been trying her best to be the biggest bitch in the history of bitchiness this entire OVA and now it’s like the creators are all “Okay, now you guys have to pity her and feel bad, because she’s crying, she actually apologized to someone and now she’s suicidal” Hell no! I don’t care if she becomes the next Mother Teresa, that doesn’t excuse half of the crap she’s pulled! And why would I pity her for trying to commit suicide? Her committing suicide is homicide to the baby she’s not even thinking about right now, so why should I waste pity on her?

Thank God the next episode is the last one.

Episode
4:

 

The final episode starts with replaying Mayo walking into the water. She remembers her parents fighting and remembers running away from seeing Taka as Miaka visited him at the restaurant. Oh I feel so bad for you now. Really.

Now, Taka’s in a conversation on the phone with Keisuke. Somehow, someway, he CALLED Taka and is having a conversation over the phone, even though Taka has a phone and Keisuke’s just talking into a little puffball phone attachment and that little thing about Taka being in a different dimension with no cell towers or satellites. (Make sense of that!) I mean, I know the logic is that he’s communicating through modern world items, but the phone RANG. Yui’s blaming herself in the real world for dragging Mayo into this and Taka goes off to check up on Mayo.

As Mayo drifts underwater, she remembers the good times with her parents, Saori, she remembers her basketball coach Keisuke and Boushin and Houki. She then admits that she’s done so many terrible things to all of them, but she just did them to make Taka pay attention to her.

Riiiiiigggghhhhhhtttttt. Cuz, telling Boushin his father never loved his mother, trying to murder baby Chiriko, Mitsukake, Nuriko, and Horohori, being a rude bitch to everyone, threatening to kill Taka and Miaka’s baby, wishing death upon your best friend, your basketball coach, Yui and Tetsuya, lying to everyone about your situation to Taka, manipulating Taka, not giving a crap about anyone’s lives but yours and Taka’s, saying all that terrible crap about Miaka just because you’re a jealous bitch, stealing Taka and Miaka’s baby and trying to claim it as your own while you try to steal a husband away from his wife, not giving a crap about the future of the empire, ALL THAT is truly an attention grabber the likes of which any love story would be proud to have!

Geez.

So she’s begging everyone to forgive her and Taka comes to the rescue. Mistuk—OMG…AHHHHHHHHH Too deep man-voice coming from small five-year-old!! >.<;;
It’s times like this when the whole reincarnation stuff just gets creepy.

As she’s resting, she apologizes for not being able to protect the baby…and God must be punishing her for it—It’s YOUR FAULT the baby is in any kind of danger to begin with!

If it dies from disappearing it’s because you’re a jealous bitch who couldn’t control her jealousy and hatred. If it dies because you almost drowned yourself it’s because…you tried to drown yourself! Not to mention you’ve threatened the baby’s life more than once just to keep Taka around, so screw your self-pity and apologies!

We return to the real world where Yui is explaining why she’s blaming herself for what’s happening.

Again, bear with me. This will make about as much sense as Lady Gaga’s closet.

See, The Universe of the Four Gods is only supposed to tell one legend at a time. One priestess is supposed to appear per 100 years cycle or whatever (Though, weren’t the Genbu and Byakko Priestesses from the same time? I could’ve sworn they were roughly the same age and were friends. Also, if it’s one priestess per 100 years, why were all of the Seiryu seven in existence when Yui got there? That doesn’t make sense!) However, Yui’s hatred of Miaka fueled her to become the Priestess of Seiryu, even though I’m not sure how that works either, while Miaka was becoming the Priestess of Suzaku. Since all four legends were complete, the book world started to deteriorate. Scared of being destroyed, the book went to find a new legend to tell, which is where Mayo comes in. And yes, the book is sentient and apparently has feelings…Mayo’s hatred for Miaka created a shadow Suzaku, however.

Mayo possesses Saori (Possession’s weird enough but to do it when you’re not even dead yet and possessing someone who’s not even in your world?) She tells Keisuke to say goodbye to everyone and that she’s disappearing. The link is then broken.

Ready for more stuff that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever? As everyone’s sitting around Mayo, Nuriko’s spirit returns and explains something. Mayo didn’t steal Miaka’s baby nor did the book steal it; Miaka sent it to her somehow because she knew the book world was in danger and knew her baby…was the shinzaho (HOW?! Just a big boatload of WHAT!? And HOW!?) so she sent the baby to a bitch that she doesn’t even know who would threaten and attempt to kill it to ‘keep it safe’ so they could summon Suzaku to save the book world? Nuriko then praises Mayo for doing a great job protecting the ba–…I’m getting so sick of the BS.

As Nuriko tries to ask Taka if he’ll go back to his world, Taka responds by saying he wouldn’t because this is his rightful home after all…so, I guess Miaka’s just a pile of crap now? Way to love your wife.

Miaka then possesses Mayo to give the group a pep talk. They believe it’s Mitsukake’s holy water at work healing her, but apparently the holy water is about as useless as regular water. No wonder it never got any screen time.

Hotohori’s spirit returns as well, and the gang’s all there as the Shadow Suzaku appears. He unleashes his fake Byakko, Genbu and Seiryu on the villages. Just as he appears, Mayo vanishes, as does Miaka in the real world. Here’s another thing that makes no sense. Apparently the reason Miaka couldn’t go save Konan herself was because her legend was over. The thing is, it was over when the TV series ended, yet we got two OVAs. And if her legend was over so she held no way to get back to the book world, how did she send the baby to Mayo and why did she disappear when Mayo did and how was she there reciting the chant to summon Suzaku with Mayo and the Suzaku seven?

 

And technically Miaka’s legend being over would mean the Priestess of Suzaku’s legend was over too. There’s no reason why Miaka couldn’t have reprised her role if the book needed it. The reason they needed Yui to fill in as the Priestess of Genbu in the OVAs was because the previous one was dead and Yui already was a priestess so it just made sense. Here, the previous priestess is still very much alive and already has the shinzaho. There’s no reason for her not to return besides giving us the biggest bitch of a Mary Sue attempt I’ve ever seen.

Soon after, the Suzaku seven all start to fade and the book’s pages turn black and illegible.

The Suzaku seven fade away and Mayo, Miaka, and the Suzaku seven meet at a crossroads. Mayo and Miaka both recite the chant to summon Suzaku, the gang reappears, and the real Suzaku is summoned. Taka then seems to channel the power of Suzaku himself and punches through the Shadow Suzaku making it disappear as quickly as it appeared. (There’s a final battle for you. A one hit K-O on an unoriginal, unmemorable villain.)

Taka: “Darkness cannot exist where there is light.”

…..They’re called shadows, Taka. And they can’t exist without light and are darkness. So, there ya go. Your final “screw you” line was dumb.

So everyone’s forgiven Mayo for what’s she’s done. (*glare*) Yeah…Just up and forgives her. She only (enter insanely long list of crap she did here) PLUS was the cause of the thing that almost destroyed the book world all because of her completely immature hatred and jealousy….but yeah, forgive and forget. Go ahead.

The OVA ends with a shot into the near future where Miaka is giving birth. She names the child “Hikari” meaning ‘light.’ Taka then reiterates his previous words and says that darkness cannot exist where there is light…The whole time, they’re talking about stars. Yeah, stars too are a perfect example of darkness/light intertwining. The night sky is dark, but the stars are light. In fact, if the night wasn’t dark, the stars wouldn’t be very pretty to look at, if you could even see them.

 

Is there any part of this damn OVA that makes sense!?

Art: A mixed bag if there ever was a mixed bag. The drawn art is pretty good. Definitely a step up from the old OVA’s and the TV series as it has crisper colors and better-ish line art, but god it is tarnished beyond reason by the AWFUL CGI. It was like watching the Power Rangers movie, except it was acceptable in the Power Rangers movie…..Who expects great effects in Power Rangers?

Seriously, why even bother with it anyway? It looks terrible, especially clashing with such bright colors and art, and is included in places you don’t even need it.

Notice how Genbu and Byakko looked 1000x better than Seiryu and Suzaku (the fakes) For some reason, they were drawn, but Seiryu and Suzaku were CGI. What’s even weirder is that the real Suzaku was drawn, wtf? The art doesn’t even want to make sense!

Music: The music’s alright, it never bothered me.

Voice acting: Mayo’s voice is annoying.

Everyone else was as good as their old series VA’s because I believe all of them are the old VA’s.

The reincarnated kid’s voices were terrible, though. Except Eian/Hotohori’s.

Characters: You already know everything about Mayo.

Everyone else was just fine as usual, but I hate that they all just up and forgave Mayo for everything. Especially Taka. She threatened to kill your baby numerous times, almost does kill it by causing herself to vanish and trying to drown herself, all because she wanted to keep you around and force you to be a husband to her. You’re not in the least bit angry? Really? And Miaka, you gave your baby to her to protect and she threatens and tries to kill it? Chiriko, she tried to throw you off a flight of stairs. Mitsukake, she almost got your little girlfriend killed. Nuriko, almost killed you. Keisuke, Saori, Tetsuya, Yui, she wished death upon you, NO ONE’S MAD AND EVERYONE JUST FORGIVES HER WITHOUT A THOUGHT? Come on!

I should mention that, though Tasuki has changed over the years, Chichiri has not changed…in the least. Down to the slightest detail.

Also, the villain was such a huge let down. Evil version of Suzaku? SMACKDOWN! Oh…one-hit KO and gets about as much screentime as Chiriko his entire TV run. Nice.

Bottom line: There was no reason this OVA should’ve been made and I’m fairly certain Yuu Watase was reaching for more udders to milk this franchise. I know she worked on the manga, but this is just bad.

The main character attempts to be relatable, but unless you’re a baby hating bitch from hell, I don’t see how anyone could relate to her. Probably anyone else in her situation would be telling her this is way too far and just to let go for god’s sake.

The story is forced and so very obviously fanfiction-like in many places. It screws up what was a perfect ending to the series, the pacing was way too fast, the villain was cliche, boring, and defeated way too fast, and there are so many plot holes (How is the baby the shinzaho? Isn’t the shinzaho a relic that the priestess is wearing when she summons an ancient beast? The amulet Yui was wearing when she summoned Seiryu became one and Miaka’s ring became another. Miaka hasn’t summoned Suzaku in over 3 years and she just got pregnant 3 months ago. How is the baby a shinzaho? And how did Mayo get the wedding ring? I understand how she got the baby, but how and why did she get the wedding ring? There’s no reason Miaka would send THAT to her.) and just over all dumb features that recommending this even to Fushigi Yuugi fans would be cruel.

 

Especially since one of the main reasons Fushigi Yuugi fans love the series is because of the relationship between Miaka and Taka/Tamahome. There’s little to no focus on it and most focus on it is negative because it’s given from Mayo’s perspective. Also, Miaka’s not present in a good chunk of the OVA anyway since she’s bed ridden. She has a short scene in the beginning, is spotted here and there due to Yui and the others watching over her and then appears at the end.

What’s even worse is Taka’s a married expectant father and he shows little concern over a sick, unconscious Miaka as he’s traveling in the book world and little concern over the baby Mayo’s carrying. He wishes to stay in the book world despite nothing really keeping him there and Miaka being unable to return there (and also being deathly ill), he hardly ever thinks about her at all and he just doesn’t act like the romantic hero he has been playing in the past; which he should be more of since his unborn baby and wife are in constant danger. Why, it’s almost like the writer of this OVA had a crush on Taka/Tamahome, hated Miaka and didn’t want to focus at all on their love.

There’s no reason to watch this. If you must watch Fushigi Yuugi, watch until the end of OVA 2 and stop. Even the most diehard of FY fans say this OVA’s a piece of garbage that never should’ve been made.

 

Additional Information and Notes:

 

The director of Fushigi Yuugi Eikoden is Hajime Kamegaki who also directed Air Gear and Ayashi no Ceres. It was written byHiroaki Sato who also wrote the screenplay for…White Album? Haha….I’ll be talking about him again in the near future I guess.

 

Like the original series and OVAs, this series was produced by Studio Pierrot and is licensed in the United States under Media Blasters.

 

Since this will be my last Fushigi Yuugi entry (unless I decide to read the prequel mangas) I’ll bring up this little tidbit; I complained in my original FY series review that I disliked how Byakko was consistently overlooked and ignored over the course of the series. Well, apparently Yuu Watase is currently planning the long awaited Byakko story to complete the circle (since we already have the Genbu story in Genbu Kaiden) called Byakko Kaiden. Apparently the release date is set for sometime in 2015, but nothing’s quite set in stone yet. I actually hope for the best in that series. I plan on reading Genbu Kaiden in the future and I’d love to follow that up with Byakko Kaiden.

Recommended Audience: Bitchiness, some nudity, attempted baby murder, no sex, no swearing, bad writing, eye gouge worthy CGI.

No one, but if you must, 12+

 

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