Cyborg 009 Full Review Project | Manga (1964) Volume 17 (14 for the Shotaro World (Media Factory) Edition)

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Alright, our last set of one-shots before we get back to main storylines.

(CyborgGirl) Our first chapter of the volume is called Snow Carnival. Joe meets up with Albert in…..pbbbbttt…..wherever this is….Some town. The town is holding their annual Snow Carnival. While being a traditional time of fun and festivities, it’s also a time where legend states that a witch arrives looking for sacrifices.

However, Albert states that this witch is no legend. In fact, dozens of people from the village have died over the years during the Snow Carnival due to the witch. She supposedly lives high up in the rough snowy mountains, said to be impossible to ski on, but since Joe and Albert are cyborgs, he decided to call Joe down to help him investigate.

And Joe, apparently, is no skiing slouch. Look at this.

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I know nothing about skiing, but that looks both very difficult and very foolish.

A blizzard comes out of nowhere, stunning the two. Even with their enhanced cyborg bodies, they can’t withstand such cold temperatures for too long, so they seek shelter in a nearby castle. Luckily, the castle is inhabited. Unluckily, the residents don’t seem too friendly.

They’re initially met with a young woman, Linda, and their dog, Andromeda. The dog viciously barks at them, but Linda takes some pity on them and says she’ll ask her father if they can stay until the storm passes. Her father, however, is colder than the blizzard outside and vehemently denies them shelter for literally no reason. He just says outsiders aren’t allowed.

His tune changes a bit when Joe saves his other daughter, Lena, when she falls from the top of the stairway, using his acceleration powers to grab her in the nick of time. Since the cat’s out of the bag with that stunt, they decide it’s better to be honest and reveal that they’re cyborgs.

Later that night, Lena comes into Joe’s room and wishes to discuss their cyborg nature. Lena explains that while Linda has been in good health her whole life, she’s been in poor health. Her father brought them up to this castle to allow her to recuperate.

Worried about where she’s going with this conversation, he bluntly asks if she’s considering becoming a cyborg to improve her health. She starts to say that she’s already done something when Joe hears someone eavesdropping. When he searches around, no one’s there, but he’s sure it was Linda (And it was.)

When he returns to his room, Lena has vanished.

A short while later, Lena returns to her room and is faced with a clearly angry Linda who believes Lena was in Joe’s room for the sake of getting physical with him. Linda tries to hold Lena and says she’ll do anything for her, but Lena rejects her. Linda explodes in anger and throws her down on her bed, accusing her of wanting to get with Joe since he’s the first man she’s seen since they came to the castle.

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Lena tries to explain, but Linda just storms out of the room.

Before you ask, yes, this is actually going there. But it’s also not……But it also is again. I’ll explain in a bit.

Linda barges into Albert’s room and immediately offers herself to him, starting to take her shirt off, but he politely turns her down. When he mentions how different she is from Lena, she once again snaps acting as if he’d like Lena more. Then she storms out of that room too. When Albert’s alone, he sadly looks at his hand and says he doubts she’d care much for his inhuman body anyway.

As Linda collapses in tears, we cut to outside in the snowstorm where a man is trying to make his way back home. The ‘witch’ suddenly appears and beheads him. Seemingly using the broken glass from the window she broke, the ‘witch’ also beheads the man’s wife at their home. The last shot we see of this family is their baby crying alone in its crib.

…….past!Ishinomori, are you okay? Because JESUS. This chapter’s already been going a mile a minute, but this part took me off-guard. Holy shit.

The next morning, Lena wakes up from a nightmare to see blood all over her hands. She breaks down in tears, indicating that this isn’t the first time this has happened, and she desperately wants this to end.

Once the storm has cleared, Joe and Albert take their leave. Joe asks why Lena isn’t seeing them off, and Linda flippantly says the shock from falling from the balcony left her bed-ridden since she’s so ill.

They leave, and Lena cries at the window. Linda comforts her, tells her she belongs to her, and they share a kiss.

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As I implied before, yep, these sisters are lovers. But this isn’t exactly what it seems…..but it also is. I’ll explain more later.

Albert and Joe stay at an inn in town. Albert points out that the town’s in a tizzy over another witch attack….and he says it with a big smile on his face. Dude, two people got beheaded and left a baby orphaned. Maybe shift your facial expression a tad.

Joe decides to tell Albert his suspicions about Lena being a cyborg, but even without learning of their conversation Albert expresses the he already had his own suspicions. They now believe that she’s both a cyborg and this mysterious witch who keeps attacking the townsfolk. They head back to the castle to investigate.

Meanwhile, Lena is being held by Linda in her bedroom, which looks kinda like a little kids’ room and a garden exploded. Linda suggests the two of them travel the world together. Lena asks if their father could come along, and Linda rejects the notion saying he can just stay at home and be lonely like he’s forced them to all this time. Lena definitely has more compassion for her father than Linda does, but Linda just accuses Lena of being the favorite child, saying their father doesn’t care at all about her.

They make up, make out, and then pass out due to drugged tea. Their father comes into the room saying it’s time to perform the annual ceremony, but this one will surely be the last.

As Lena’s put on an operating table, Joe and Albert burst in, shocked that her own father would turn her into a cyborg. Their father tries to shoot at them, but his shotgun is no match for them.

They learn that their suspicions are only partially correct. Lena isn’t a cyborg at all. She’s been getting healthy human organs to replace her ailing ones.

Lena seemingly bursts in, but Albert grabs and flips her, revealing her to actually be Linda in a wig to look like Lena.

I know I’ve said this a few times over the course of this review series, but I’m going to need you to be patient with me because this explanation is a lot.

The actual cyborg and witch is Linda. Their father has been taking her healthy organs and putting them into Lena to make her healthy while giving Linda cybernetic organs. He’d do these surgeries every year, coincidentally right around the time of the Snow Carnival, and he’d slowly drug them over a few days before the surgery.

As Linda became more cybernetic, it was becoming harder to drug her fully. She’d be half asleep and half awake, and, for some reason, during this time she would go into a killing frenzy and kill locals. When she’d awaken, she’d be covered in blood, but she’d wipe it all on Lena and make her believe it was her doing.

By her own admission, she hates Lena, but she’s also in love with her. She claims Lena is hers, which I guess is why she kept making her think it was her fault so she’d think she was a monster and keep coming back to Linda. Pretty fucked up, there, Linda.

…….Also, if you’re so ‘fuzzy’ when in this drugged killer state, how do you have the presence of mind to find and put on a Lena wig? What is even the point of that? Anyone who sees the witch dies, so it’s not like anyone’s telling other people an accurate description of what the witch looks like, then it somehow gets back to Lena and she flips out. It seems like that was purely for the sake of tricking the audience, which is weird because we only saw the witch once in silhouette.

Albert asks how a father could do such a horrible thing to his children. Linda explains that she’s not his child by blood. She was adopted at a young age for the sole purpose of giving her organs over to Lena to make her healthier.

And thus the ultimate incest avoider explanation – ‘we’re not really related.’

It all just boils down to how much non-blood but still technically sibling romances squick you out. She was adopted at a young age, they were raised as sisters, they call each other ‘Sister’……Sorry, still quite squicked.

They hear a rumbling and deduce that the gunshot from before triggered what I can only assume is the world’s slowest avalanche. Seriously, that gunshot was a while ago.

…..Also, loud noises don’t trigger avalanches. That’s a myth.

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Joe and Albert escape in time, but the castle is destroyed, and Lena, Linda, and their father are killed. Joe and Albert later walk through the festivities in town lamenting on how the girls never got to enjoy the Snow Carnival themselves.

Well, that was quite a ride. Snow Carnival is a very interesting story. There are some very confusing aspects to it, especially in regards to the witch stuff, but I think it works quite well.

Although, I do have to ask, if Linda was perfectly healthy with cybernetic organs, why not just give Lena the cybernetic organs? Having cybernetic organs isn’t the same as turning yourself into full near-entirely replaced with cybernetic parts cyborg like the 00 Cyborgs are.

You can’t even tell that Linda has cybernetics. She’s even shown nearly fully naked, and there’s no indication whatsoever that she even had surgery of any kind. Her only problem with her cybernetics was they would turn her into a vicious murderer when she was half-drugged, which makes absolutely no sense. I think that says more about Linda as a person than the cybernetics themselves. She never said her brain was replaced, either – not like she can donate that to Lena.

Despite the incest-induced squickiness and toxic nature of their relationship, I do have to applaud Ishinomori for choosing to include a lesbian relationship in a manga in the 60s. He even included two kisses. He’s certainly not the first, but it still wasn’t at all common to depict lesbian romances back in 1960s Japan.

The toxicity of their relationship is likely partially due to their circumstances. It still doesn’t make it right the way Linda treats Lena like she’s her property, and how she tricks her into thinking she’s a murderer just to make her stay with her, but being essentially locked up with only each other and their father for company for over a decade or so has to mess with your head. Not to mention all of the forced surgery and cybernetic replacements.

It was both tragic and a bit overly convenient that the avalanche wiped all three of them out to end the story. I can believe Joe simply couldn’t save them either because, while Linda had some cybernetics, she still probably couldn’t survive Joe’s acceleration. And Lena and their father were purely human, so they had no chance……Even though, ya know…..Joe’s done that before. *coughcoughvolume9cough*

One other thing I feel the need to point out is, boy, the framework of the story seems very familiar. There’s some strange creature killing people in a nearby small village, the origin is some creepy castle, two of the cyborgs go to investigate and realize it’s not as it seems, and then the culprits end up dying as the castle collapses around them.

This is basically, beat by beat, The Song of Lorelei. Don’t get me wrong, obviously the details are vastly different from each other, but it’s just weird how the general story beats match up so well. Really makes you concerned about how much Ishinomori was struggling when he was trying to figure out where to go with this franchise.

Moving on, our next story is called Deinonychus. That’s right, MORE DINOSAURS! Yay!

…..What the hell is up with Joe’s fingers here?

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Huh….Anyway.

Dr. Ross, a researcher in Montana, has recruited 009, 002, and 005 to help him capture a deinonychus that has been spotted in the area. The group wonders if dinosaurs could really exist.

………….Are you guys for real right now?

You’ve encountered SEVERAL dinosaurs at this point, and you’re asking if they could really exist? I mean, there’s never been an actual explanation given as to why these dinosaurs exist, but you shouldn’t be questioning if they exist at this point.

Dr. Ross is an old colleague of Gilmore, and by that I mean they both worked at Black Ghost together. However, since Black Ghost has been taken down, he’s seemingly reformed and has dedicated his research to paleontology. While they’re hesitant about Ross’ legitimacy, 009 agrees to go and recruits 005 and 002 as well since they were already in America.

Ross introduces the three to his assistant, Dr. Keeley, who is totally not a bad guy.

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Depicted – Bad guy

Also, look at his jacket. It’s just scribbles.

Joe gives us an update on the others, and they’re more or less doing the same jobs in the same places they were the last time they were strewn about – 004’s in Germany being a truck driver, 007 is in London being a vaudeville actor using his transformation abilities to make funny faces, 008 is in Africa being a freedom fighter, 006 is in his restaurant in Tokyo (Wait, wasn’t he in China before?) 003 is working on her ballet, and 001 is asleep.

The deinonychus arrives and gives the boys the runaround. Meanwhile, a pterosaur shows up and blasts 002 with sonic waves while a giant ribcage emerges from the ground and knocks out 005. 009 is now all alone, and it’s clear by now that this is a trap. Ross and Keeley are working in the background controlling the robotic creatures in an effort to kill the 00 Cyborgs…err, well, three of them anyway.

009 is able to avoid the onslaught of attacks by the two dinosaurs and a fully robotic tyrannosaurus rex skeleton, which is insanely awesome.

However, he’s ensnared by the sonic waves of the pterosaur. It seems all is lost until the pterosaur crashes into the T-rex skeleton, destroying them both. Keeley accuses Ross of destroying them on purpose and shoots him for his treachery. Keeley tries to take over in order to salvage the assassination mission, but 009 is able to get back up, destroy the deinonychus robot, free 002 and 005, get back to camp, and knock out Keeley.

Ross lays dying on the floor and explains himself. He honestly did reform, and he didn’t want to hurt them, but he had no choice. He reveals that the higher ups of Black Ghost are still alive, and they forced him to do their bidding. They’re rebuilding their empire, and they wanted the 00 Cyborgs brainwashed for the sake of using them in their push towards world conquest.

As he dies, Ross warns them of the impending danger.

…..Also, 009 closes out the chapter by saying “The robot that Black Ghost used was a fossilized dinosaur of evil.” which is one of the best sentences to ever exist.

This chapter was alright. I’m always up for more dinosaur fun (was Ishinomori a big dinosaur fan?) and that robot T-rex skeleton was more than worth the price of admission, but there wasn’t a whole lot to the story.

This is confirmation that Black Ghost is fully back in action, and they’re coming for the cyborgs, but if this was their debut plan…..they seem to be faltering. Just attacking only three of the 00 Cyborgs with robot dinosaurs? Granted, it did nearly work, but I feel like it shouldn’t have.

Ross’ story is pretty sad, though. The guy did terrible things, but like Gilmore he’s trying to do good to make up for it. He had to have known intentionally crashing the pterosaur robot into the T-rex skeleton would immediately get him killed, and he did it all just to prevent the world from falling back into hell under Black Ghost. Poor guy.

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This next entry will be rather short – Ghost Island.

Five years prior, 009 had single-handedly stopped Doctor Friedkin from selling a lethal bacteria he was creating for an unknown buyer who presumably would have used it to kill many people. 009 also blew up his lab in the process. The details are unknown – the chapter starts out as the lab explodes.

Friedkin swore revenge, and five years later he invited 009 back to do just that…..and I mean, literally. He sent him an invitation that explained he was going to exact his revenge. That is hilarious to me. Like “Dear hero, I am now exacting my revenge on you! Kindly come to this address to be killed. No hostages or threats if you don’t do this, just please let me get revenge. Love, villain.”

When 009 arrives on the island that Friedkin’s laboratory was on five years ago, he’s met with a cavalcade of booby traps, but he avoids them all. He meets up with the other 00 Cyborgs (barring 001), whom he’s surprised to see because he didn’t tell them about this mission. He deduces that they’re part of the revenge plot. Friedkin must have invited them to put them in harm’s way and make 009’s mission more difficult…

…I mean, I guess? They can all more than take care of themselves, barring maybe 003. If anything, this would completely screw over Friedkin considering only 009 beat him last time.

Ya know, it would.

If they were the real 00 Cyborgs.

Yeah, it turns out they’re fakes – in the worst way.

Friedkin took the DNA of all of the 00 Cyborgs….somehow….and cloned them.

They’re ENTIRELY HUMAN versions of the 00 Cyborgs.

Fake 005 attacks 009 with an ax, which he’d never do. Not just the obvious of never attacking 009 in general, but 005 hardly ever uses actual weapons. He just uses his super strength and whatever he finds.

However, he’s relatively convincing. The jig is completely up when 006 shows up and also attacks….with a regular flamethrower….Are you even trying, Friedkin? 006 naturally blows fire out of his mouth – he has no need for an external flamethrower. Also, this fake 006 is stupid enough to attack with the fire while fake 005 is standing right behind 009, causing him to get wrapped up in the flames.

While the flames are really no big deal for 009 since it’s just a normal flamethrower (006’s actual flames would probably be too much for him) they burn fake 005 alive.

Fake 006 slips and falls to his death. I guess the flamethrower’s fuel tank exploded when he fell, because there’s an explosion and we see the fake 006’s arm fly into the air.

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Fake 002 arrives, swinging down from the trees (002 can fly) to stab 009. After a short tussle and a fall into the water, 002 winds up with the knife in his own chest and dies.

Fake 008 arrives on a small propelled underwater vehicle with a full-face scuba mask and oxygen tank. Yeah, that’s not suspicious on 008…

The fake tries to harpoon 009, but he grabs the harpoon and stabs 008. Dead.

009 just brutalizes the fake 004 and 007, leaving the fake 003 as the lone survivor.

She tries to keep up the act, horrified that 009 killed their friends, but he points out the obviousness that was their fakeness. He noticed it immediately while fighting 005 – he was far too weak to be the real deal, and they all died far too easily as well.

Faced with only the fake 003, he resolves to kill her as well, shooting her in the chest with his Super Gun.

A new set of clones arrive, which I don’t even know why he bothered making a second set. Surely if the first set didn’t work, a second would have no chance.

Friedkin is watching from a helicopter, so 009 just blows past the new set….which is blowing up for some reason (Booby traps?) He stops in front of the helicopter and blows it up with his Super Gun, killing Friedkin and ending his assault.

When he goes back to his hotel room on the mainland, he finds all of the 00 Cyborgs. They say that they heard news of his death and came to investigate. 009 believes Friedkin told them that…for…some reason, but he’s suspicious that they could also be clones. They prove that they’re the real deal by showing off their cybernetics, and 007 ends the chapter by turning into Shotaro Ishinomori (showing an actual photo of him) and apologizing for showing his ‘plain’ face.

That chapter was….a chapter alright. I was actually very intrigued by 009 being forced to fight all of his friends and trying to not only find some way to counter their powers but also defeat them without killing them….However, the instant 006 showed up with his flamethrower any intrigue in that was lost entirely. I didn’t immediately think they were clones, but it was clear these fakes both weren’t the real deal and were also poor replications at that since they didn’t even have similar powers.

That was disappointing enough, but to later learn that they were just human clones was even worse. Friedkin is a terrible villain if that was his plan. It hinged entirely on both 009 not being willing to fight his friends or kill them if necessary and these fully human clones having the ability to kill 009, which, good luck. Even if he didn’t have the will to fight them, the guy has an accelerator. He could just run from them in an instant, and they’d never catch up.

Friedkin knew enough about the 00 Cyborgs to know all of their powers, but didn’t think it stupid and pointless to just make these clones play pretend? Like ooh, fake 002, swing in the trees! That’s kinda like flying! Fake 008, take this scuba gear. He’ll never notice! Fake 004, you have a trademark metal hand…so….uh….wear this glove. He’ll never notice! Fake 007….err….fuck it. Just take this gun.

Then we have the ethically questionable content in this chapter. 009 just did not give a single shit about killing those clones once he realized they were clones. There’s a big philosophical debate to be had about whether clones would actually be recognized as people, and these clones seem to be mind-controlled, but I still felt bad for them when nearly all of them died by Joe’s hand (Fake 006 killed fake 005, and the fake 006 just slipped while backing up.) The deaths were pretty brutal too. Fake 005 got burned to death, fake 006 exploded, fake 002 got stabbed in the heart, and fake 008 got stabbed with a harpoon.

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Then Joe just straight up murders Friedkin. Yes, he was attacking him, but he wouldn’t have if Joe just didn’t go to the island. If he didn’t, those booby traps would never be sprung and he’d never face the clones. Like I said, Friedkin never threatened he’d attack someone or do something awful if Joe didn’t go to the island. He basically just said Joe would be a wimp if he didn’t take the invitation.

The 00 Cyborgs try their best to be pacifists when it comes to humans. The chapter even opens with Joe saving Friedkin from his exploding lab. I’m not saying 009 should just roll over and let himself get killed, of course not, but like I said, the dude has an insane accelerator. He could just run away, get the other 00 Cyborgs, and find a nonlethal manner of resolving this.

Let me be clear – I, personally, don’t have a problem with killing Friedkin – he’s a dangerous psychopath – I don’t even have a big problem with the clones dying, but this whole slaughter just contrasts to the non-killer Joe’s supposed to be. Usually, when a human enemy gets killed in this series, it’s by accident or they wind up killing themselves. Murder is typically a last resort.

Actually, now that I’m thinking about it, why didn’t Joe just invite the other cyborgs in the first place? At least a couple of them. It just seems reckless and dangerous for him to go alone when Friedkin made it very obvious that this was a revenge plot.

There are two spots that kinda saved this chapter. The first came when Jet told Joe that they went to the island because they’re nine parts of one, which I thought was one of the sweetest sentiments in the entire series…..but, obviously, that was ruined when it was revealed that Jet was a fake.

The second was the Ishinomori joke at the end. That caught me very off-guard and was pretty funny, but it contrasted quite a bit with the entirely non-comedic chapter.

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This next story, Green Hole, is a bit weird. The story begins by explaining that there are two massive holes in Sarisarinama, Venezuela. Humans didn’t have the ability to really explore much of the holes. What they did find after a couple weeks of exploration wasn’t worth much, so they gave up. (However, 003 says an expedition of one of the holes revealed signs of human handprints. I’d think that’d be worth not giving up on after a couple weeks, but given the limited technology available to the public back then maybe it is understandable.) However, the powerful and curious 00 Cyborgs got wind of the news and decided to have an expedition of their own.

With the powers of 002, 005, 006, 003, and 009, the group was able to travel much further into the hole than the humans were. They eventually found themselves face to face with primitive humans who began attacking them.

The assault was halted by a mysterious woman who needs to ask herself why she even bothers wearing a shirt.

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This woman, who is never given a name, is able to mind-control the cyborgs somehow, barring 009. He’s able to fend off the mind-control by using acceleration. However, he pretends to go along for the sake of protecting his friends and figuring out what’s going on.

While she puts the others to sleep, she takes 005 with her to a private location. 009 follows, and he overhears the woman refer to 005 as her lover, Agamun. She directs him to some weird machine with a green jewel on top of it that she calls the Green Fire and tells him to take it. Worried about what this could do to 005, 009 emerges from the shadows and destroys the machine, to the shock and rage of the woman.

She tries to kill him with an eye beam, but he manages to accelerate away from it. The woman then sics 005 on 009. He dodges 005’s assault and gets up close to the woman who has aged significantly in the time that has passed. Her mind control powers have one major cost – her youth. She’s usually able to restore her appearance with the Green Fire, but 009 destroyed it. She’s quickly aging, and her mind control powers no longer work on either the cyborgs or her primitive human minions.

Her only option is to flip the switch on the “Ultra destruction energy panel.” What’s that? I guess it’s just a fancy name for a story-ending bomb, because that’s what it is.

The cyborgs escape, and the woman blows up the hole, killing her and everything inside.

005 then recounts the story of these people since she shared some of her memories with him when she mind controlled him.

A long time ago, a spacecraft landed in this location. In order to protect themselves from the unknown alien threat, they dug themselves a massive hole. They dug a second hole to install another base, but then the spaceship exploded.

In order to escape the radiation, she escaped underground with Agamun and captured a group of natives for research purposes.

They found a device which produced green fire that stopped the aging of cells. However, too much time had passed, her lover died sometime along the way, and that’s it. The end.

I was onboard for much of the start. There are sinkholes in Sarisarinama that were discovered shortly before this manga was written, in 1961, so there’s actually a real world backbone to this story. I also liked that the cyborgs were seemingly just going on a fun adventure together. They didn’t think Black Ghost was involved or that there was anything nefarious about the holes – they just wanted an adventure together.

However, it quickly fell apart when the woman showed up. What even is she? She seems human, but she has mind control powers and eye beams. She also accelerates in aging if she uses her mind control powers. Were the mind control powers because of the Green Fire or was it just something she had? Because it sounds like she only used the Green Fire to reverse the aging effects of her own powers.

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But then if the native humans from her time are more like neanderthals, then what is she really?

How did she survive all this time by using the age reversal effects of the Green Fire but Agamun seemingly died from old age?

What even is the Green Fire? Where did it come from? The alien ship? Is the destruction disk thing the same type of tech? Why does a purely “bomb the fuck out of this place” device even exist?

Also, you’re telling me a spaceship exploded in the area thousands or millions of years ago, and still explorers just shrugged their shoulders and said “Eh, there’s nothing worth finding around here.”?

Just, overall, a very strange story.

Our final story, Mysterious Star, is not translated anywhere, so back to the translation grind for me. Oh and 006 is here to make my job more difficult. Hooray!

(Twix) This chapter starts with a couple of fishermen witnessing a strange bright light right before their boat capsizes out of nowhere. The men are declared missing. After reading about it in the paper, Joe and Chang head to West Izu to investigate. Chang is happy because he gets to fish in a new place, but he doesn’t care for the cold and is getting sick. And yes, 006, the master of fire and high-temps, is bothered by cold.

This area of Izu is typically not traveled very often and isn’t open to the public.

They suddenly hear the cries of a boy named Yuji Hamada loudly cursing out the ocean telling some monster that he’ll get him some day. While the boy is a bit rude and hot-headed, he eventually tells Joe and Chang about the monster.

Local legend states that a glowing monster named Kaima lives at the bottom of the ocean. They even have shrines where they pray to pacify the terrible beast. If I’m translating correctly, he then says they offer sacrifices to the monster to keep him at bay, but sometimes he knocks the boats over and eats the priests offering the sacrifices. Yuji’s father was a victim of Kaima (Presumably one of the men from the starting pages), and now he wants revenge.

Hearing the story, Joe asks Yuji if he has a boat he can borrow to do some night fishing with Chang. Yuji says he can offer his father’s boat. Joe pays him for the rental, and he and Chang get dressed in their 00 Cyborg uniforms.

Knowing they’re going after the Kaima, Yuji offers the money back in exchange for taking him with them to face the monster. Joe vehemently refuses since it’s far too dangerous for a child. He can also simply rent another boat if Yuji’s going to be stubborn about it.

The boy runs off, and I guess the boys do indeed rent a different boat. That night, as they’re on the water, Joe comments that Chang has been working very hard since they last met. Chang proclaims that he has indeed been working hard since he knew they’d be facing enemies again after a long period of peace.

After several hours of waiting with nothing appearing or biting, the boys contemplate what the creature could be. Joe thinks it could be a sea monster or a giant squid while Chang thinks the glowing could indicate a giant jellyfish or a Saraggo sea eel.

After a little while longer, the boys consider hanging it up for the night until they realize that Yuji stowed away in a box on their boat….The boat, by the way, is quite small. Did they never once open that massive box on their boat the entire time they were out there?

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Yuji apologizes for stowing away, but he couldn’t help himself but try to confront the Kaima. As if on cue, their boat is then engulfed in light and shot up into the sky.

The trio then wake up to find themselves in a snowy/blurry room with one window. Joe looks out the window to see the Earth slowly moving away, indicating that they’re on a spaceship. Slowly, the details of the room start becoming clearer. Joe says the ship is amorphous and is changing shape based on what they’re thinking. They realized they’re in a spaceship, so the interior turned into a depiction of what they think a spaceship interior looks like.

Chang tests out this theory by imagining a chicken. One appears before him, but he wishes the chicken were in a form he could eat. The chicken then changes to a fully roasted chicken that Chang happily eats.

The ship travels faster than light, and it’s soon clear that they’re heading for a distant planet. Joe theorizes that the ship’s fuel, like the interior, is based on mental energy – that’s how they were able to travel so fast.

Uhm….ya know what? Sure.

They land and peek their heads outside to see if the environment is safe. It has breathable air and seems very Earth-like, so it appears to be alright.

As the three depart from the ship to explore, Yuji wonders if his father was taken to this planet. They think it’s possible, but there are no signs of human habitation near where they landed.

Suddenly, Yuji spots his father and happily reunites with him. It’s a sweet sight to see, but Joe and Chang are suspicious. The timing is just too good, and it’s strange that he was so close to where they landed just wandering around in the open.

With a bright smile, Yuji brings his ‘father’ over to introduce him to Joe and Chang, but Joe decides to perform a test. He asks the man what his name is and demands Yuji not say it. After a pause, the man correctly identifies himself as Yuunosuke Hamada.

Yuji yells out angrily that the answer is correct, and that they have some nerve insinuating that his father is a phony. 009 suddenly whips out his Super Gun and blasts Yuji, much to 006’s shock. 009 calms 006 by pointing out that Yuji is fine. His Super Gun was on such a low setting that he was merely knocked out.

Directing his attention back to Yuunosuke, 009 asks for his address next. Yuunosuke falters and can’t provide an answer. 009 explains that this is proof he’s a fake. He was merely taking information about Yuji’s father from Yuji’s head before. Since Yuji is now unconscious, he can’t access that information from Yuji’s head.

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The man is actually the same type of being as the spaceship – it can alter its appearance based on the thoughts of people nearby. It took the shape of Yuji’s father because he was on his mind at the time.

After muttering something about stars, the fake Yuunosuke melts into a weird blob thing. He disappears into the ground and emerges as a cow creature. 009 shoots it to ash.

Then a Frankenstein monster emerges behind them. 009 shoots it to ash.

Then Dracula shows up. 009 shoots it to ash.

Then a dragon shows up.

I get that the idea is that they’re reading their minds to create these creatures, but why are they thinking of these random monsters?

009 asks 006 not to think of anything to give him an opportunity to blast the creature. He succeeds in destroying the dragon.

Suddenly, a kappa shows up and kidnaps Yuji – this kappa was created from Yuji’s mind as he was waking up. The kappa vanishes, leaving Yuji behind. 009 is perplexed because they didn’t do anything to it to cause it to run off.

They all quickly realize that the ground is covered with human skeletal remains, and the bones are all collected around the base of a weird tentacle-y alien tree. From the skeletal remains, a bunch of weird white blob creatures emerge.

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The tree sends out a painful telepathic wave to the three. They double over in pain until Yuji notices that one of the skeletons on the ground is holding his father’s weeding sickle (I’m pretty sure that’s what that is.) Yuji realizes that the skeleton in front of him is actually the remains of his father. Yuji explodes with grief, which weakens the psychic power from the tree enough for 006 to burn it down.

The white blob creatures start talking, and it’s here where it becomes difficult for me to discern what’s actually happening because the blobs speak exclusively in katakana with only a couple kanji.

They thank 006 and 009 for their help and encourage the burning of the tree. The tree was controlling them this entire time.

Again, forgive me for just kinda feeling my way through this ending – I think the planet has the ability to shapeshift, read minds, and create beings out of those thoughts. However, it has no mind or heart of its own to feel hate or the will to fight.

This demonic monster tree thing arrived on the planet and started manipulating it. Those blob creatures are residents of the planet and/or are part of it, so they shapeshift by reading hearts too. However, they were controlled by the demonic tree.

One of the shapeshifting blobs or part of the planet escaped to go get the help of beings that could feel hate and had the will to fight. They found what they felt was the perfect target – humans on Earth. They had plenty of hatred and a history of brutal wars and killing.

However, they didn’t take humans who could actually help them. I guess they just assumed all humans felt hatred and a desire to fight. They just kept taking more and more innocent people, specifically fishermen out on the sea, and brought them back expecting them to fight for them. The people they took all just felt fear, which caused them to fall victim to the tree.

009, 006, and Yuji board the spaceship to head back to Earth contemplating how pointless and selfish this whole situation was. 009 argues that it may have been so, but the planet and the beings on it may have had no other option.

He also points out that Yuji’s wave of intense hatred and anger towards the tree was what finally weakened the psychic hold and gave them the opening to kill the tree.

As they head home, Yuji clutches the skull of his father, and 006 contemplates whether Earth is the more bizarre planet.

This was a very interesting story, and my main issue with it is purely that I think it should have been longer. The concept of a planet that changes the shape of things on it, including creatures and people, based entirely on what it reads from your mind or heart is fascinating and provides many creative story opportunities, but it’s just in this lone chapter.

I feel really bad for Yuji, but I’m glad 009 and 006 were able to give him some closure and (seemingly) ensure that the fate of his father would never befall anyone else ever again.

To be honest, I thought this story would be a wash for the first half. I figured the monster would just be a typical Black Ghost creation or just a random monster 009 and 006 would defeat, but Ishinomori decided to take readers on one hell of a ride with this one. Not only did he bring them into the outreaches of space, but he also set the story on a really creepy planet with incredibly creepy inhabitants being invaded by an alien tree with tentacles.

This is the stuff I really love in this series. Just taking whatever you think you know and throwing you upside down and then chucking stuff like aliens and dinosaurs at you. I love it.

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The volume as a whole was probably the strongest the series has been since the revival. Granted, it’s still got some wobbly legs, but I did have fun with it, and that’s all I can really ask for. At least Ishinomori keeps trying to go the distance with being entertaining even if we still don’t have a linear storyline yet.

Next time, we get a linear storyline again! It’s the start of the Undersea Pyramid arc.


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Animating Halloween | Yami Shibai 12 Eps 1 and 2 Review

Episode 1: Just Don’t Open It

Plot: In search of an apartment, a man finds a very cheap option with a disturbing past and a mysterious door.

Breakdown:

SPOOKY SEASON!

ANIMATING HALLOWEEN!

LET’S GO!

As is tradition in the Anime Madhouse, we will be enjoying the newest that the long-running horror anthology series, Yami Shibai, has to offer. We have it pretty good this year because we actually have TWO new seasons of Yami Shibai to cover since two seasons aired this year. The season finale of Yami Shibai 13 hasn’t aired yet, but it will be out October 7 – we have plenty of time.

Our first story adds a neat little twist to an otherwise very tired setup. A man is apartment hunting when he’s given a tour through a suspiciously cheap apartment. He asks what the catch is, and the realtor tells him that many tenants have gone missing from this place. The vanishings seem to be connected to a small cabinet-like door in the wall, which is now sealed up with tape. The realtor says he should be fine as long as he leaves the door alone. The guy agrees and takes the apartment.

Funnily enough, he does get haunted soon after, meaning the realtor kinda lied, but he’s barely bothered by any of the creepy goings on that keep happening around him. Even after seeing many ghosts, he acts as if they’re a mild nuisance.

When the hauntings let up for a few days, he decides it may be safe to open the door. Curiosity gets the better of him, and he opens it, only to find it leads to nothing but an empty compartment. He’s massively disappointed that there’s nothing incredible and/or terrifying behind the door. He quickly becomes increasingly crazed as a result and locks himself in the little storage cubby behind the door in hopes of becoming a monster or some other creepy thing that will greet the next tenant.

So, yeah, this isn’t that great or anything, but I was very worried that this would just be a typical boring “Oh, don’t open the door. Spoopy things will happen!” “Oops I opened the door and spoopy things happened.” type story. It was nice to see it have a couple little twists on it to make it more entertaining.

The new ending theme will likely have to grow on me as has been the case for several seasons.

Episode 2: Playing House

Plot: A young boy brings some schoolwork to his friend who was out sick. Turns out, he was spending all day playing house with his family.

Breakdown: This story was equal parts creepy and tragic. This is one I won’t spoil for you, but it was pretty good. The imagery was very off-putting, in a good way, and the editing was quite good as well.

This is the only slightly spoilery part I’ll add – it’s unclear whether or not this family just went mad or is being haunted by a spirit forcing them to do these things, but, either way, it’s still creepy.


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SSBS – Bakugan: Battle Brawlers Episode 7 – Bakugan Idol Review

Plot: A huge skyscraper is being built in Dan’s city, and it turns out to be Marucho’s new house. He invites Runo and Dan over for a housewarming party. As Runo and Dan try to process how Marucho’s family is the filthiest of rich, the pop group idols, Jenny and Jewls, suddenly show up to challenge them to a Bakugan brawl. However, they’re working for Masquerade and play Doom cards at the start of the match. Marucho has a new talking Bakugan, Preyas, on his side, but will he be enough to help him and Dan win against the pop duo?

Breakdown: Today, we finally get to spend some time with Marucho. I feel like Marucho might be a pretty decent character, so hopefully this will be a decent episode.

The episode starts with a Bakugan ball that we’ll later learn is Preyas sitting on top of a building commenting on the view. How did he get up there? Your guess is as good as mine. It does make a lot of wise-cracks and has a ‘goofy’ voice, so I’m already hesitating.

Preyas hitches a ride on a bird and we segue to Dan…or Runo’s house. I dunno which it is because they’re both in the bedroom. They’re talking with Julie and Alice about a building being constructed in the city. It’s been in construction for months, and they’re all wondering what it is. Runo worries that it might be a new mall or overpriced coffee shop (That skyscraper looks like a coffee shop to you, Runo?) that could affect her parents’ restaurant. She checks the market research on the matter, and Dan mocks her for doing so saying her parents barely have customers let alone a market.

Runo flips her shit at Dan, seemingly for the comment about her parents’ restaurant, but the shots don’t make much sense. She does immediately react after Dan says this, but she’s still looking at her little watch computer screen as he makes the comment, making it seem like she’s more pissed at whatever she saw on the screen than what Dan said. But then she turns around and directs her anger at him.

Just to recap, we’re not even a minute in and so far we’ve had an unfunny comic relief Bakugan, the group discussing construction, Runo doing market research, and Runo having a hissy fit at Dan.

Marucho, if you are a saving grace in this episode, please appear soon.

As if hearing my plea, Marucho’s video feed pops up on the computer. He explains that he’s solved the mystery of the skyscraper – it’s his family’s new house. He’ll be moving near Runo and Dan pretty soon, and they want to invite them to the house for a party.

So Marucho is filthy rich…..My opinion on him is now on probation.

We cut back to Preyas who is now stuck in a bird’s nest. He accidentally causes all the bird eggs in the nest to hatch. The baby birds freak him out, so he falls and bounces into a truck carrying bouquets of flowers.

Runo: “Wicked! When he said he was full of it, I didn’t realize he meant cash.” Marucho just randomly said he’s full of it without context?

There’s a massive line for Marucho’s housewarming party, and Dan’s mom is in it for some reason. I can get her being invited, because she’s the mom of Marucho’s friend, but why didn’t Dan know she was invited? Why wouldn’t she take him to the party? He says “This is not good” for some reason too. What’s the problem with his mom being here? I’m so confused.

Marucho arrives sporting new clothes, even though, as Runo herself points out, he looks absolutely no different than he normally does.

Marucho’s parents show up.

Marucho’s dad: “Marucho, so these are your cyber friends. I’m relieved. I mean, I’m very pleased to meet you.” Did you think his ‘cyber friends’ were weirdos or something?

Dan: “Sorry I took up so much time with your dial-up.” Weird that that’s the first thing you say to them, but I guess that’s polite. However, 1) Marucho was using the dial-up, not Dan, and 2) you really think people so rich they use a skyscraper for a house would have a single phone line? Or care about an internet bill?

Marucho’s parents say the dial-up thing is no worry because they’ve upgraded to the latest fiber-optic internet access. They upgraded everything thanks to the land they built the house on being so cheap/ Marucho’s dad even jokes that Dan’s neighborhood is so cheap he could have bought the entire block. It’s funny because apparently Dan’s neighborhood is for poor people.

Marucho excuses them from his parents to go through security checks before giving them the tour. Upon entering, Marucho explains that the massive entryway is just where the closet is. I get that this is a joke, but what I find funny is that there are absolutely no doors in this area, besides the ones that likely lead to the main areas of the house, meaning this entryway has to BE the closet, as Dan jokes about. But if it is the closet, there’s no place to store or hang anything, so….it’s just the entryway then.

Runo: “This is so huge! We’re talking major bling!” Shut up, Runo. Also, there is no ‘bling’ in here. Unless you’re just saying that fanciness is bling.

Marucho: “I knoooooooooowwww and yet my parents insist on basic cable! What’s up with that?” My Marucho opinion meter is continuing to fall.

Preyas is hidden in the flowers in the entryway. He talks about being stealthy before falling and getting kicked around by the guests. Haha.

Preyas: “Ouch! My shins!” You don’t have shins in ball form…..do…you?

Back with the group, Dan asks how their family wound up coincidentally picking his ‘cheap’ neighborhood to live in.

Marucho: “Well, no offense, but I wanted to make sure you were legit.” …Huh? How long have you been talking to Dan? Also, if this is purely Bakugan-related, can’t you tell from his stats that he’s legit?

“You see, my dad, he’s a developer. Tracked ya down. Saw cheap land. Evicted the school. Tore a few homes down. And that’s how he makes his millions.”

…..Welp………I guess we can nix the idea of Marucho being the most tolerable character. Seriously, what is this sociopathically casual way he’s describing how monstrous his dad is? He evicted (and apparently tore down) a fully functional school and tore down homes that were also probably fully functional and may or may not have had people in them that he also evicted. For what? I guess some of it was for this skyscraper, but what was the rest of it for?

Also, does that mean that Marucho moved here purely to scope out Dan? That’s creepy as hell.

Dan: “My school?” WHAT?! He evicted and tore down YOUR school? Why did you never bring that up before now?

Marucho: “Hehe, he’s evicted so many schools, you could say it was his primary business.” He’s LAUGHING about his father evicting and bulldozing schools left and right. Why is everyone in this show such a shithead?

Dan: “Aw man, I wish I had the money to bulldoze my school.”

Runo: “Yeah.”

First of all, Dan, you don’t need to worry about that since your school is already destroyed or will be as per the dialogue.

Second of all, look, I get that this is a kids show and kids don’t like school so shittalking it isn’t uncommon in their media. However, there’s a difference between being like “Ugh homework” or “My teacher’s such a jerk” and “Wow, it’s great that your dad shuts down and bulldozes perfectly usable schools! As long as one of my friends can make so much money they probably use gold bricks for doorstops, it’s A-okay with me!”

Dan then rushes to a door for some reason, assuming this is Marucho’s favorite room. He marvels at it when he opens the door (all we see is the ceiling), but then Marucho walks by and says this.

Marucho: “Yeah, Dan, I’m sure this space is bigger than your house, but my bedroom’s down the hall. That’s the bathroom.”

*sigh*

First of all, fuck you for instantly being like “Oh the peasant is impressed at the size of this room that must be bigger than his entire house.”

Second of all, what even is this scene? Dan rushes to a random door just assuming it must be Marucho’s favorite room when he never said anything of the sort. He marvels at the room saying it’s “totally off the hook” and spends like ten seconds staring into it with a big goofy grin on his face, the audience not allowed to actually see the room yet, without realizing it’s the bathroom.

It’s not even impressive as a bathroom. It’s a fancy toilet in the middle of what looks like an empty room. I see no bath, no shower, no sink, alarmingly – it’s just a toilet in an empty void of a room that actually looks like it has bad lighting even with the big light fixture.

Dan: “Even the toilet….is tricked out.” ……???? Looks like a normal, albeit expensive, toilet to me.

Their long walk continues, and they’re taken aback when they suddenly see a literal whale through a glass wall that contains an aquarium.

Marucho: “Yes, my mom likes to collect things like figurines and endangered species.” She…collects endangered species? Like she just plucks them from the wild so she can look at them at home? That’s really awful.

Marucho shows them a bunch of other animals his mother ‘collects.’….At the very least, all these animals look well taken-care of, but it makes me really uncomfortable.

They then walk through what I guess is the art collection section of the house before arriving at Marucho’s bedroom. Like the bathroom, his bedroom is woefully empty. He has his computer in the middle of this massive room, and the screen is on his wall.

Runo says the screen looks as big as a jumbotron, and Marucho says it IS a jumbotron. There’s a huge chandelier on the ceiling, because that screams ‘10-year-old boy’s bedroom’ and…nothing else. There are two doors, but they don’t show us where they lead. This is his bedroom, but there’s no BED in it. I mean, hell, even his desk isn’t all that big, and the only thing on it is his keyboard.

Did the artists just not care to add much in the way of decoration unless they absolutely had to? I guess I wouldn’t want to do more work than necessary if I was working on this show, but everything just feels so empty and hollow.

Marucho: “Watch this.” *types a bunch of stuff and Julie comes on screen* Wow, you did far more work to bring up a chat screen than most people would need to do. Impressive. Also, if the groan-worthy slang didn’t convince you enough that this show was written by old codgers who don’t know how to write anything kid-related, the “need to type a bunch to make basic actions happen on a computer” thing definitely should. Marucho doesn’t even have a mouse. What is up with that?

Also….was Julie just sitting there waiting for Marucho to call?

Anyway, because Julie’s an idiot, I guess, she at first thinks them being all in the same chat window is a computer trick they learned. When Dan points out that they’re in the same room with Marucho at his house, she shrieks at them demanding to know why she wasn’t invited and why Runo didn’t call her. Uh, Julie, you were in the call when Marucho invited them to his house. Why are you acting like this is new information?

Runo apologizes for forgetting to call Julie, Dan says she’s having trouble connecting the dots these days, and Runo slaps the shit out of him.

Dan: “AH! What was that for? Calling you a scatterbrain?”

Runo: “No. I don’t remember.”

Someone please end my suffering.

Back with Preyas and the slapstick, he lands in Dan’s mom’s bag at the dining hall.

Dan’s Mom: “Ah, deviled eggs. *gasp* and freshly shaved pork rinds!”

Freshly…..SHAVED….pork rinds….Pork rinds are like chips. How would you shave them and why? Also, nothing on that plate looks like pork rinds.

“Ah, international cuisine is just so exotic!” Ah, yes, the most exotic of international cuisine – deviled eggs and pork rinds. Why would Marucho’s parents even be serving such low-class food when they’re so rich they probably have a Scrooge McDuck-esque gold coin pool to swim in?

Dan’s mom is then shown looking for the bathroom because she ate too much. She can’t find anyone in this place to tell her where the bathroom is. Now that I think about it…..there’s no one here. I mean no one who works for Marucho’s parents. No one’s serving food, it’s a buffet, the group didn’t pass anyone on their ten mile trek to Marucho’s room. The only people I saw working for Marucho’s parents were the people at the door letting guests in.

This is a terrible rich person mansionwarming party if the people running it don’t have anyone actually taking care of guests and just let them wander about.

Dan’s mom enters some room explaining that she’s looking for a bathroom even though it’s very clear no one’s in there. The room is like some….dressing room? There’s only one chair, but there’s a mirror that goes around most of the room with wigs, watches, some bottles, a hat, and a lot of jewelry.

Because Dan’s mom has no respect of other people’s property, she immediately grabs one of the necklaces and tries it on. Marucho’s mom shows up and says that necklace is from the Chewy Jewelry collection and looks delicious on her. This next part confused the hell out of me because Dan’s mom then tries to remove the necklace and says she shouldn’t be helping herself after she just ate lunch.

The lines are written and delivered so oddly that I honestly didn’t pick up that she was saying that the jewelry is edible. Why do they have candy necklaces out in the open sitting in jewelry boxes and display busts in a dressing room? Are the wigs, watches, and hat also edible? Why are they making such realistic elaborate candy necklaces? Do they think kids will buy these? Why are they called Chewy Jewelry if the jewels still look and sound like they’re rocks? What the hell is this show?

Marucho’s mom says it’s fine and she can even help herself to more because the jewelry is low-fat. I think the real reason she’s telling her to keep it is because no one will want to eat a candy necklace someone else has worn and has been sitting out in the open air for who knows how long. Dan’s mom immediately changes her tune at hearing it’s low-fat (I don’t know why. It’s still candy. It still has calories.) and asks for a security box to go. Get it? Because it looks like a real fancy necklace……..Actually, wouldn’t that just make you look like you’re stealing a real necklace?

Preyas sneaks away with some of the ‘jewels’ pretending that they’re other Bakugan so he can sneak by. Uh….no one is noticing him or questioning what he’s doing….Also, Marucho’s mom just happily gave away whole necklaces of the stuff. I’m sure she doesn’t care about a few other pieces of candy….Although I do wonder why he wants those things. Bakugan can’t eat, can they?

Back in Marucho’s room, the group is watching an interview with a singing duo called Jenny and Jewls – yes that’s how she spells her name…although the Wiki says their group is called JJ Dolls. Dan has a crush on Jenny, even though he says the group themselves are awful, except forJenny, and Marucho has a crush on Jewls. They immediately start arguing about them because Marucho said Jewls had the best voice.

Because it’s such a typical thing of pre-teen boys to bicker about female pop groups.

Jenny and Jewls are asked what inspires them the most and they both answer “Bakugan!” The interviewer responds as if she doesn’t know what Bakugan is, which baffles me intensely. There are still people in this world who are unaware of the cards that randomly rained from the sky allowing people to enter other dimensions that stop time while they play a card/toy ball/monster game?

Dan: “What? They play Bakugan, too?! They must be, like, the total best!” If they were, would they not be on the list of top players you all seem to follow closely?

Marucho: “Yeah, the best of the girl players.” Marucho, please go get mauled by something in your mom’s zoo.

At that comment, Runo explodes in anger because they’re calling them the best even though they don’t even know them as Bakugan players. Runo really needs anger management classes.

Marucho’s butler shows up, so I guess there are a few employees around, and says he has refreshments for his friends. But he actually doesn’t. He’s just saying they have refreshments for them….somewhere, and now they have to make that long walk to wherever to go get them. What a great butler.

Along the way, Marucho, Dan, and Runo discover Preyas in the hallway with the jewelry. He tries to play it cool, but it’s obviously not working. When he realizes he’s been found out, he demands they take him to their leader.

We cut to Jenny and Jewls in their limo. Oh good, maybe they’ll be likable enough to salvage this.

Jenny: “UUUUUUUUHHHHHHNNNNN I’M TIREEDDD! I wanna play Bakugan! I’m bored of work! >:(“

Jewls: “YEAH! Let’s ditch all this and go play Bakugan!”

Well, fuck.

Their manager, who is a bitch because no one can be pleasant in this show, tells them to shut up about Bakugan until they get paid for playing it. They arrive at some show or event thing, and their manager rudely tries plowing through the fans.

As they wait for an opening, they hear Masquerade calling out for them…maybe psychically? He tells them he’s to their right, but they won’t stop looking back and forth. Jenny then asks if it’s her right or Jewls’ right…..They’re both facing the same direction…..

Masquerade asks if they want to play some Bakugan. They want to, but their manager told them they can’t. However, they say they can because their manager said they could if they get paid for it. Masquerade never said anything about money, but they leave with him anyway.

Back with the group. Preyas meets Drago and Tigrerra, but he’s also a little shit so he calls them “Dragging on” and “Tigerpuss.”

I am this close to shutting this episode off, but I’m too far into the episode.

Dan and Runo are stuffing their fac—what the actual hell? There are five food carts in Marucho’s room now. You’re telling me, the BUTLER sent Marucho and his friends to go to wherever to retrieve five food carts of refreshments to bring back to Marucho’s room? And they had to have made two trips since there are only three of them and five huge carts. Marucho, a kid so rich Richie Rich probably feels like Tiny Tim, didn’t have people to bring these carts to him?

Does a single goddamn thing want to make sense in this episode?

Dan points out that Preyas doesn’t speak the same way as the other Bakugan. Preyas explains that, because he’s been wandering about for six months…..he talks that way? He talks like a shitty stand-up comic because of six months on the city streets? Okay.

Jenny and Jewls arrive at Marucho’s house to challenge them to a Bakugan brawl. And apparently that choreographed series of poses they did in the interview is something they regularly do.

There are only five more minutes left in the episode. I can do this.

Dan: “Jenny?” Mm.

“And Jewls?” Mmhm.

“No way?” Why’d you say that part like a question?

By the way, Jenny’s eyes are rarely ever pointed where she’s supposed to be looking. It’s very distracting.

Dan: “My name is Dan! And I take no prisoners! *huge blush* Well, not yet.” What the actual hell does that mean? Just for good measure, though, EW.

Since Runo didn’t bring her Bakugan, besides Tigrerra, with her (Dunno why. Also, she’s full of shit because I can clearly see that she has her little Bakugan case thing on her belt. Why would she bring that but not her Bakugan?) Dan and Marucho will be the girls’ opponents.

On the roof/helipad, Marucho rushes in to give Dan a special gift from his dad’s factory (I thought he was a real estate developer.) It’s a….Bakugan ball shooter thing. Dan’s is red because he specializes in Pyrus Bakugan, and Marucho’s is blue because he specializes in Aquos Bakugan.

While Marucho doesn’t have a shooter for Runo now, he tells her he will have one later.

Dan: “Yeah, well, you and I might not need our shooters either considering the advantage. It just wouldn’t be fair.” What advantage are you talking about? You said earlier that Jenny and Jewls are probably some of the best players…..Is…he referencing Marucho’s comment about them being the best GIRL players? Like…they have the advantage already because they’re guys and adding the shooters would just make it unfair? Because, if so, screw you too, Bakugan.

Or is he saying in a very poorly worded way that the shooters give them too much of an advantage against people who don’t have shooters? Because I still don’t get how the shooters even help besides allowing you to throw farther. I actually looked this up on the Wiki because I wasn’t getting it, and it said that the shooters allow you to throw Bakugan more accurately, which I think is total bullshit. How is it more accurate to shoot a ball with an arm-mounted device than simply throwing it where you want? You can’t control the force with a shooter, and it would be awkward controlling the aim.

Jenny and Jewls reveal that they have their own shooters as well as a Doom card, which tips off the others that they’re following Masquerade’s commands. They say they’re not being manipulated by Masquerade at all – this is a simple business transaction because they’re being paid to take them out.

You want to know how I know the shooters are bullshit? All four of them throw their Gate cards at the same time and manage to throw them perfectly in the center. Seems like you all have wonderful accuracy with something as finicky in the air as cards. I don’t see why you’d need a fancy device for a weighted plastic ball.

Like with Kenny and Kenta’s shooters from the previous episode, they don’t hold their arms steady and shoot like a gun. Instead, they fling their arms like they’re throwing anyway and the Bakugan leaves the device with the force of the arm swinging, I think. That makes their accuracy claims even more nonsensical.

Jewls summons a Subterra Stinglash.

I guess Marucho just decided he owns Preyas now because he’s using him in this battle. Marucho is about to use an ability card, but Preyas stops him because he has his own tricks. He doesn’t have a plan, but he’s got an ego and will wing it. Also, Preyas keeps calling Marucho “Muchacho” and I can’t tell if that’s endearing or annoying/offensive. You be the judge.

When Preyas is summoned, he impresses the boys at first, but then his comic-reliefness overtakes him and he dances around and makes rapid-fire jokes like a dumbass. However, he legitimately impresses everyone when he changes his attribute from Aquos to Subterra, something almost unheard of in the game. Drago explains that Preyas…es are known for this unique ability.

Jewls: “This clam is some sort of tricked out chameleon!” I get that they were going for wordplay, but the only thing Preyas’ design has in common with clams is that they’re both water-based.

A Gate card activates, for some reason, revealing a desert-like field that powers up Subterra creatures by 150G. Since Preyas is now also Subterra, he gets a power boost too. It’s 450G to 440G in favor of Preyas.

Jenny: “No! How can his power level be increasing!?” Okay, even after six episodes, I am still a complete idiot when it comes to this game and even I can understand this. You two are way too stupid in general to be legitimate threats to Dan and Marucho.

Preyas defeats Stinglash and returns to his ball.

Next, Jenny is set to challenge Dan, but we don’t have enough time in the episode, so we end on a cliffhanger. Oh no! Will Dan and Marucho be able to defeat these brain-dead pop singers? I’m on the edge of my seat!

Look at Jenny’s expression on the end screen. She looks like she’s thinking about what to order for lunch.

Marucho in the Next Episode Preview: “We’ll see you there!” No, you won’t.

Because I quit.

I’m not kidding. This episode ended me. I am done. This review series is over.

Truthfully, I was done before the midway point of the episode, as you can probably tell (I write these while I’m watching) but I didn’t want to leave the review unfinished.

I’m sorry, but this show is insufferable.

The characters are all annoying as hell. Dan’s an egotistical jerk, and Runo’s a rage-filled bitch. Part of what’s been getting me through the previous episodes was hoping the other three friends who really haven’t gotten much focus would make the show more enjoyable. However, it’s very clear that won’t be the case.

Marucho’s a rich little shithead, Julie’s an airheaded shrieking Dan fangirl, and Alice….well, alright, being fair, as far as I’ve seen and read about her, Alice seems nice enough and is probably the most tolerable character in the main group, but even if she’s a great character, which I doubt, she would never be worth the suffering that I go through while watching this series.

These characters individually are annoying enough, but they aren’t even tolerable as friends. These kids are constantly fighting or yelling at each other. In this episode alone, Runo blew up at Dan twice, slapped him, she blew up at Marucho and Dan, Julie yelled at Runo and Dan, and Marucho and Dan got into an argument about a girly pop group. Why are these people friends?

Even the side characters are usually annoying as hell and/or incredibly stupid, like Jenny and Jewls.

The writing, both dialogue and story, is crap, the art and animation aren’t that good, they barely tell you anything about how the game is played, and the voice acting makes me wish I didn’t have ears.

I don’t fault the voice actors themselves – I just think they were given the most obnoxious direction. So many characters shriek and have these awful inflections that I can’t imagine were all of the actors’ choices. Marucho in particular has an awful default voice. It’s like he’s shrieking while talking at a normal tone. Like he has a sore throat and is trying desperately to not let anyone know.

Many other shows have similar faults and are, objectively, bad, but I can usually still have fun with the silliness and insanity. This show has left me void of enjoyment as a whole. Every time I watch an episode, it’s like I’m condemning myself to anti-fun.

I wanted to watch at least until we got episodes focusing on the rest of the main group, but this episode killed any motivation I had for that, even ending on a cliffhanger. I feel like I gave this series a fair shot at seven episodes, so I hope you’ll forgive me stepping away. I’d rather spend my time with shows that I can enjoy in some way.

Later days, Bakugan.


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Pokemon Episode 77 Analysis – The Fourth Round Rumble

CotD: Jeanette Fisher – An extremely popular Trainer hailing from Crimson City, Jeanette is cocky, but respectful toward her opponents and caring toward her Pokemon.

Reappears?: Not formerly, no.

Pokemon: A Beedrill, a Scyther, and a Bellsprout, but since she’s in the Indigo League Tournament, it can be assumed she has many more.

Plot: The fourth and final round of the Indigo League Tournament preliminary matches is underway, but before Ash has his final match on the grass field, Gary has his final match on the Rock Field. Ash, Misty, and Brock spectate from the stands.

Both Gary and his opponent, Melissa, are down to their final Pokemon. Gary has his Nidoking while Melissa has her Golem.

Gary commands Nidoking to use Horn Attack. Melissa counters with a Seismic Toss. Nidoking is defeated, losing Gary the match and eliminating him from the tournament.

Ash, Misty, and Brock can’t believe their eyes. Gary, who has been so far ahead of Ash this entire time, somehow lost in the fourth round. Ash tries to seriously speak to Gary about it, but he brushes it off and leaves with his cheerleaders.

Ash’s confidence falters slightly after seeing Gary lose, but after a pep talk from Brock he feels a little better.

The trio heads to the grass field for Ash’s fourth and final prelim match. His opponent, Jeanette Fisher, literally rolls out the red carpet for her introduction. Jeanette is an extremely popular participant in the tournament and, like Gary, even has her own cheering section – although hers is much larger and flashier.

The battle begins, and Ash starts with Bulbasaur. Jeanette calls on her Beedrill. Jeanette makes the first strike with a Tackle, but Bulbasaur dodges. Ash commands Bulbasaur to use Razor Leaf while Beedrill uses Twin Needle. Beedrill dodges the Razor Leaf, forcing Bulbasaur to go on the defensive. Jeanette switches to Poison Sting, and Ash counters with Leech Seed. With Beedrill wrapped up, Ash calls for a Tackle, which knocks out Beedrill.

Ash is ahead by one, but Jeanette is only getting started. Her next pick is Scyther.

Scyther starts out with a barrage of Slash attacks, but Bulbasaur manages to dodge them. Scyther performs Quick Attack, but Bulbasaur continues dodging.

Ash calls for Bulbasaur to use Vine Whip, but Scyther easily bats them away.

Jeanette calls for Scyther to use Double Team, creating two mirror images of Scyther and confusing Bulbasaur.

Ash commands Bulbasaur to use Vine Whip on the three Scyther, targeting the middle one first. It turns out to be a fake. He targets the right one next, but it’s also a copy. The real Scyther takes flight and attacks Bulbasaur. He takes a hit, but is mostly okay.

Scyther then whizzes back and forth trying to hit Bulbasaur again while Bulbasaur does everything it can to dodge but continuously fails.

Bulbasaur tries a Razor Leaf, but Scyther dodges. Bulbasaur then tries a Vine Whip, but Scyther dodges that as well.

Using another Double Team to copy itself, Scyther goes in for the finishing shot.

Ash gets a brilliant idea….to strike all three with the Vine Whip. The barrage finally hits Scyther, and it’s enough to down it.

With two wins and no losses so far, Ash seems like he has this match in the bag. His confidence only gets higher when Jeanette calls out her final Pokemon.

….A Bellsprout.

Everyone (but her cheering section) is baffled by the choice. Ash thinks nothing of it and calls on Bulbasaur to end things with a Tackle.

Bulbasaur charges toward Bellsprout at max speed and….gets thrown like a ragdoll. Bellsprout’s thin and bendy body gives it plenty of flexibility while also making it a small target. With Bellsprout able to absorb the force of Bulbasaur’s attacks and throw them right back at him, Bulbasaur is left floundering against Bellsprout.

Once Bellsprout has Bulbasaur laid out on the ground, it grabs Bulbasaur and thwacks him into the ground over and over before throwing him into the front of Ash’s Trainer’s Box. Bulbasaur is ultimately defeated by the nimble sprout.

Ash and his friends can’t believe what they saw, but Ash is still confident he can win as he immediately calls out Pikachu to step in. Pikachu uses Thunderstock, but Bellsprout easily avoids the electricity.

Jeanette calls for a Razor Leaf, which Pikachu only barely dodges, but the rocks behind Pikachu easily get sliced in half, proving that this Bellsprout is incredibly powerful.

Ash goes for a Thunderbolt attack, and it hits dead-on. Unfortunately, the attack doesn’t faze Bellsprout at all. Jeanette explains that Bellsprout’s legs act as lightning rods, making electric attacks worthless.

Pikachu doesn’t give up and rushes Bellsprout with a barrage of punches and kicks. Bellsprout, however, dodges everything Pikachu throws at it with almost comical ease. Bellsprout delivers a swift kick to Pikachu’s head, and, to everyone’s disbelief, it knocks Pikachu out.

As everyone waits for Ash’s final choice, Delia and Professor Oak arrive in the stands to cheer Ash on.

To the surprise of his friends, Ash’s final pick turns out to be Muk. Ash had contacted Oak the previous day to get Muk in preparation for his battle on the grass field. Being a Poison Type, Muk has a natural advantage. For a change, he actually thought ahead and planned accordingly before a match.

As the battle begins, it’s revealed that Muk is not just a good choice for the Type advantage. Like Bellsprout, Muk’s gooey and elastic body allows it to absorb Bellsprout’s fierce physical attacks with no issue. Even when Bellsprout switches to its powerful Razor Leaf, the leaves just bounce off of its body.

With one suffocating Body Slam, Bellsprout is defeated.

Ash is victorious in his fourth and final Indigo League prelim match, and he’s now set to participate in the main tournament.

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– BEHOLD! The only Indigo League Tournament episode worth a damn.

That may seem unfair, but I feel like it’s difficult to argue. They bullshitted the first round into oblivion, they skipped 70% of the second and third rounds, and the final battle will be one of the biggest embarrassments in this series.

BUT the fourth round is actually shown in full, and it’s by far the greatest match in the Indigo League arc. And, yes, you betcha, I watched the hell out of this episode on VHS as a kid. So let’s go!

– Ah, yes, Gary, use a Horn Attack against a Golem….That’ll go well. What the hell happened to your Blastoise? He’s down two Pokemon, so maybe it was defeated, but I don’t get why he settled on Nidoking being the choice on the rock field. I mean, Nidoking is part Ground, but he doesn’t know any Ground moves naturally in Gen I.

– Alright, just because this is the best Indigo League episode doesn’t mean there aren’t still shenanigans. Namely, Gary’s loss here.

I used to think this loss was just stupid, but we’re not shown the entire match, so I can’t really say that for certain. This is still the Indigo League Tournament. Despite the utter bullshittery that has been going on with Ash’s matches, there have to be very powerful Trainers here, some even better than Gary.

That being said, I am still not on board with the idea that Ash could make it farther in the Pokemon League than Gary could.

Gary clearly works very hard. He’s cocky, sure, but like I’ve said before he’s earned that cockiness by now. He clearly researches Pokemon and League related stuff all the time. He trains his Pokemon regularly and still cares very much for all of them. He catches Pokemon left and right and switches them out to give himself the best chances he can have in battle and raise them all evenly. He came in here with two more Badges than he needed just because he wanted to get more and had the skills to go that far.

And yet, somehow, Dumbash and his limited intelligence, skills, work ethic, catch rate, available Pokemon, etc. make it to the top 16. You tell me how that makes sense.

And I know, I do, that he falls on his face in the fifth match. I don’t care. I still think it’s stupid to have Ash make it to the top 16 when Gary couldn’t clear the prelims. It’s not just nonsensical – it sends a bad message to kids that you can be a lazy idiot coasting on luck and friendship and go just as far and farther than someone who studies and works really hard.

Is this just meant to be taking Gary down a peg because he’s cocky? Because I think my idea of having Gary be the one to beat Ash in the fifth round and then Gary losing in the sixth is a much better way of doing that.

– I love how Ash is shocked that his match is up next. Did no one tell him the time of his match?

– I genuinely love that James enjoys running a little trinket stand and doing honest work.

– What kind of badges is Meowth making? Do their customers think they’re selling like actual Badge badges?

– First thing to appreciate about this match – Ash chose not to have Misty and Brock coach him this time. He wants to do this one entirely alone, and I respect that. He should have been doing that the entire time, but I’ll take what I can get.

– Misty: “If I was Ash, I’d choose Bulbasaur to battle on a grass field like this.”

Brock: “Me too.” Then you’re both dummies.

Like I said before, the least novel of all the elemental fields is the grass field because basically any battle you have out in the wild is on a field of grass. You don’t see Trainers just out on the trail selecting their Pokemon for battle going “Well, we’re on grass right now so we should use Grass Pokemon!” Like 90% of all your battles would be with Grass Types if that’s how that logic worked.

This battle is basically just decided by who chooses first, like most battles. It’s not like they get a power boost from their matching fields.

If your opponent chooses a Grass Type because it’s a grass field, then…..choose a Pokemon who’s strong against Grass. If they choose a Pokemon strong against Grass because they think you’ll choose a Grass Type, then choose a Type that counters whatever they chose.

Ideally, your entire party should probably be three Pokemon who match the field you’re on and half that counter it. IE, if you’re on a water field, you should have three Water Types and three counters of Electric or Grass. Maybe switch out one or two for Pokemon who have advantages over counters. IE if you’re on the water field and your opponent chooses a Grass Type because they think you’ll choose a Water Type, it’d be good to have a Fire Type on standby.

On a grass field, though, I feel like it doesn’t matter as much to have Grass Types. You’re basically fighting on a lawn.

Choose Water Types for the water field because your field is water and Water Types swim the best.

Choose Ice Types on the ice field because they’re more accustomed to that environment, I guess maybe.

Rock…..I don’t think it matters there either. I guess Pokemon who can move fast and jump high work best on that field because of the stone obstacles, but that’s about it. I don’t see how Rock Types would inherently have the advantage on the rock field.

I guess if you’re just taking the Pokemon Ash has available…..I’d say my choice would be either Bulbasaur, Pidgeotto or Muk. Every other Pokemon he has is either weak to Grass (Squirtle, Krabby) does half damage against Grass (Pikachu) or just doesn’t have an advantage or disadvantage either way (Tauros) Sure is a shame he doesn’t have a Fire Type. That’d be so useful right now.

– It’s insane that Ash’s four opponents in the Pokemon League prelims are two practically nameless (one actually nameless) nobodies with default character designs who get mostly skipped over and two people who are the definition of ‘extra.’

– It’s so weird that 4Kids chose to name this girl “Jeanette Fisher” though. Her original name was Kaoruko. She’s in traditional Japanese garb and was introduced in a rain of sakura petals thrown by an assistant who is also in traditional Japanese garb. But she’s got such a western name as “Jeanette Fisher.”

– I also love how Jeanette has her own cheerleading section that’s bigger than Gary’s. I’m baffled by the random karate guys just going “Hup! Hup!” while punching during the cheers though.

– It’s adorable and hilarious that Togepi is yelling at Brock with Misty.

– Notice how Jeanette has only chosen Pokemon who are strong against Grass Types so far. This is what I was talking about.

– Also, all hail one of the coolest Bug Types – Scyther!

– Goddamn, Bulbasaur is agile as hell, especially with those little stubby legs.

– So….All this time, Bulbasaur could attack all three Scyther copies at once….so why wasn’t that the first thing Ash thought to do?

– Brock: “Ash figured out that Scyther’s Double Team attack left it twice as weak on defense!” What?

Double Team doesn’t affect defense at all. What lead you to believe that? Ash just figured out a strategy to hit the real Scyther. It’s not like hitting all three deals three times the damage or something. I’d understand thinking that, though, considering Scyther gets downed by one Vine Whip he should only be taking half damage from.

– Oh hey, the Jennys actually recognized Team Rocket’s balloon and immediately acted to ground it. I guess they’re not as stupid as I–

Jenny: “Arcanine, Flamethrower!” That’s a Growlithe. For the love of god….

– I love how these people are all excited about the free Pikachu dolls and telling others to grab them…..They’re like…I dunno, 15 feet tall. How the hell would you get that home? Where would you put it once it is home?

– Two other Jennys see a massive device with the Team Rocket logo on the front, and Team Rocket is holding the end of the hose and they A) don’t even notice Team Rocket like 20 feet away holding the hose to this vacuum, and B) decide to put a ticket on it. Dumbasses the Pokemon cops are.

– Now you may be thinking “Twix, you built up this match quite a bit, but, so far, it’s been a little disappointing. Two of Jeanette’s Pokemon have been wiped out by Bulbasaur relatively easily. Beedrill didn’t even land a hit, and Scyther’s match was kinda bullshitty. Why is this match any better than the other three?”

And to that I say…

Jeanette: “Goooooooooo BELLSPROUT!”

Jeanette’s ace in the hole….is a Bellsprout.

Jeanette’s Bellsprout is essentially her Pikachu. It’s an unevolved unassuming little dude that you instantly think isn’t much of a threat – even moreso because…well…it’s a Bellsprout – but actually turns out to be a powerhouse.

Like most people and the other characters in the show, I basically laughed when I first saw her use a Bellsprout. Like, what, is she throwing this match? And then it completely demolishes Bulbasaur and humiliates Pikachu. It’s funny, it’s a neat little twist, and most importantly, it shows that two can play at the bullshittery game, Ash.

– Announcer: “This looks like a desperation move by young Fisher.” Has she not used Bellsprout until now?

– The beauty of this situation is that Bellsprout kicking Bulbasaur and Pikachu’s asses isn’t full bullshittery – Unlike with, say, Krabby or a decent chunk of Pikachu’s matches. They’re using Bellsprout’s features to its advantage. It has a thin and incredibly flexible plant stem body. It makes sense that it would be nimble enough to dodge and counter physical attacks by something at a similar size if given enough training. The fact that it already makes for a small target only helps it more. It kinda justifies it not evolving, to be honest.

– Jeanette: “Make Bulba sore!” I don’t know why that pun has stuck with me through the years, but it has. And it’s wonderful.

– Alright, well, now that you know your opponent has no other Pokemon and her final choice is a Grass Type, your best bet here would be Pidgeott–

Ash: “Pikachu, let’s go!”

Yes, the Pokemon who does half damage to Grass Types is clearly the best choice here.

– Why are there giant rocks on the grass field? They only appear for this shot of Bellsprout Razor Leafing them in half.

– Uh…I think the explanation as to why Pikachu’s Thunderbolt didn’t work wasn’t right. If its legs acted like lightning rods, as Jeanette claims, wouldn’t that be bad? After all, we know from Pikachu vs. Rhydon that when something on your body acts as a lightning rod, it makes you weaker to electricity, even if you should be immune from it.

I think she probably meant to say that Bellsprout’s little root feet act as grounds to distribute the electricity into the ground instead of its body, so it’s barely affected.

– Is it okay for Pikachu to be going at Bellsprout with punches and kicks when those aren’t official attacks? Actually, don’t answer that. I mean, Bellsprout just defeated Bulbasaur by slamming it into the ground like it was the Hulk and Bulbasaur was Loki.

– The ease of which Bellsprout defeats Pikachu is just glorious. It’s dodging everything so easily that it literally dances as a dodge near the end. I would most certainly call shenanigans on Pikachu getting knocked out by a little root foot kick to the head, but for the love of god I need this.

– Why did it take so long for Delia and Oak to get to the Indigo League Tournament? Why did they decide to stop watching from home and come now? They didn’t even make it in time to see Gary’s final prelim (and now he’s knocked out of the tournament and already gone home.) and they even came late for Ash’s final prelim since there’s only one bout left. I get that they probably just wanted fewer people to animate, but what a weird time for them to suddenly appear.

– Oak: “Yes, I know. It’ll do Gary some good to realize every road has a few bumps along the way.” Just confirming that his loss really was for the sake of humbling him. And unlike with Ash’s many bits of learning lessons, this actually does provide some permanent growth for Gary that we’ll see in the future….after the Orange League. Because, yeah, he’s not in the Orange League at all. He doesn’t make another appearance until episode 115 as they’re transitioning into Johto.

We’ll learn later that Gary set out on another journey somewhere to do something and he conveniently comes back from that journey right as Ash returns from the Orange League so they can both start their Johto journeys at the same time to make Gary Ash’s rival again.

I think the reason he’s gone from the Orange League is because they had likely decided early on that the Orange League would be like half a series with half as many Badges to earn and a tournament that’s not even a tournament. If he’d have no role in the tournament part, it’d be pointless, and if they’d write him to lose or something, that’d just seem weird – like they’re purposefully making Gary seem like he’s not that skilled when logically he should be just because they want Ash to be a teensy bit better because Main Character.

That works out just fine, honestly. I think their dynamic in Johto and beyond is much better anyway.

– Good on Misty for pointing out how Delia and Oak are putting more pressure on Ash while they’re cheering. Especially Oak. Like all of Pallet is counting on Ash to win since everyone else either failed before the tournament or failed in the tournament? Yeesh.

– It’s pretty sweet that Jeanette is giddily yelling to Bellsprout that they only have one win left.

– Behold the other reason why this battle is the best of the Indigo League Tournament – Ash brought out Muk for it.

While Muk has never been trained, at least it’s a fully-evolved Pokemon with a Type advantage against Grass Types. Plus, it worked out extremely well (albeit conveniently) to counter the way Bellsprout battles. It absorbs Bellsprout’s attacks while also being too big to dodge. Ash thought about his match ahead of time, called Oak to switch out Pokemon, and gave himself a trump card he desperately needed.

THIS is the Ash I wish we had seen the rest of the tournament. THIS is the Ash I wish we saw more of. But he’s only in this one bout and he won’t return for quite a while.

– Anyway, remember how Muk’s supposed to be so stinky Ash would never be able to carry it with him even in a Pokeball?

– Jeanette: “Alright, Bellsprout – Flying Muk Kick!” Uh what? Unless she said “Flying Jump Kick” which also what?

– Cherish Muk’s win….because it’s literally the only one he ever gets in the entirety of the series. Yes, Ash uses Muk seldomly enough as it is, but apparently even on the rare occasions he does bring him out in the future, he doesn’t win his bouts. Pbbt.

– I’m glad that they showed Jeanette picking up Bellsprout, telling it she was very proud of the way it battled, and her carrying it off the field. They didn’t have to throw that in there, but it was a nice extra bit of characterization for her.

– It’s a real shame Muk doesn’t get used more. For a living pile of sludge, Muk is really cuddly and has a likable personality.

– Again, Team Rocket gleefully imagining opening their own fast-food stand to do honest work is sweet.

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Admittedly, yeah, this battle still isn’t a whole lot to write home about on its own. Each match is decided by one or two attacks. Only poor Bulbasaur takes more than that when Bellsprout beats the tar out of him. However, this coming as the fourth prelim match was a welcome breath of fresh air after skipping large chunks of matches and bullshitting so much of them.

Plus, Bellsprout is just a delight here. Having Bellsprout as the final choice could have easily been a lame way to end the Indigo League prelims, but it became the best part of the whole arc instead. It was creative, believable, and fun as all hell. And it is just so nice to see someone kinda bullshit back in Ash’s face in this tournament.

I know Ash battling on his own and actually using his brain and preparing for his match by getting Muk out is the bare minimum to expect from someone in his position, but when he has been doing so far below the bare minimum this entire tournament I’ll gladly take this kernel of maturity and forethought.

They seriously didn’t know what to do with Team Rocket today, though. I didn’t even bother putting their subplot in the summary because it wasn’t so much a subplot as it was just them doing random things.

They were selling gift shop stuff, and Meowth was trying to sell bootleg badges made of bottlecaps. They tried to suck up the Pokeballs of people at the tournament by distracting them with giant Pikachu dolls hanging from their balloon, but the Jennys stopped them. They stumbled upon some concession stuff as they were running and pretended to be food vendors to get away from the cops. That was it.

It’s always kinda nice to keep seeing Jessie and James enjoy doing honest work (barring the thievery attempt) even if it never sticks. They just didn’t get much of a story today.

Speaking of not knowing what to do with some characters…..Hi Delia and Oak. I already said my piece here, but, seriously, what a random time to show up. Either be there at the start or just watch from home.

They could have had them here from the beginning without using up more animation. Just say they’re in the stands and not show them or show them in a static shot or two. They can’t stay in the lodging for Trainers, so they wouldn’t have to be with the group much.

Anyhoo…..it’s all back to pooville after this – at least match-wise, but that won’t be until the episode after next. First, we have to meet Better-Ash! Oh excuse me, I mean Richie Betterash.


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Hell Girl (Manga) Volume 8 Review

Chapter 28: Warm Heart

This chapter was incredibly beautiful but also very tragic. I kinda knew the story would end sadly because that’s just the way it was building up, but that didn’t ruin the story for me.

Megumi has been stuck in a hospital for most of her life due to a serious illness, and her parents barely visit her since they live far away from her hospital. When I say she’s been stuck in the hospital, I mean she’s barred from going pretty much anywhere besides her hospital room. She gets yelled at if she’s so far as the hospital garden. However, she desperately wants to see Tokyo. Despite the hospital being located in Tokyo, she’s never able to leave and see it. The best she can do is constantly read about and look at photos of the city.

As she’s in the garden one day, a ‘yankee’ (Delinquent/punk) boy named Tooru stumbles in covered in blood. She mentions that he has really bright hair, but this being a manga I have no clue what color it is. She gives him some money to get checked out at the doctor, and he repays her kindness by visiting her and bringing her photos he’s taken of the city.

After a while, they grow very close to the point where they develop a romantic relationship. However, she discovers that he’s a purse snatcher who is only stealing stuff for the sake of paying back a loan shark for a loan his parents took out years prior. The loan is over $100,000 dollars. Every time the loan shark’s goons check on him and he fails to pay enough money back, they beat the hell out of him. When they catch him with Megumi, they say they’ll take her and force her to pay the loan off with her body if he doesn’t manage to pay them back.

At this point, there’s a lot of tension. Megumi is upset that Tooru steals money, but she also understands his situation, and she’s worried about him possibly dying at the hands of the loan sharks soon. Tooru is ashamed of what he has to do, but he has no other option. He’s also terrified that being with Megumi will put her in danger.

They get into a bit of a fight, and he runs off. When he returns later, he admits that he just wanted to spend time with her since he had the same desires she did – he wanted to be a normal teenager if only for a while. But he knows this can’t last, so he’s going to quit working for the gang and turn himself in for purse snatching.

With one final tearful kiss, he leaves her. Megumi is devastated – not just because she thinks she’ll never see Tooru again but also because she knows the gang won’t let him just quit. They’ll kill him before he even leaves their presence.

Having heard of Hell Correspondence earlier, Megumi makes the decision to use it on the main gang leader/loan shark guy. Kikuri arrives and asks her if she’s sure about her decisions because she’s very close to going to heaven. Even with this knowledge, Megumi pulls the string right as the leader starts beating up Tooru again. She happily saves his life and urges him to live happily in the future (which may be a problem because he’s currently in police custody.) Tooru is obviously distraught by the news, but it’s implied that he will indeed stick to his word, clean up his act, and create a better future for himself.

This chapter nearly had me crying by the end of it. Megumi is a such a sweetheart, and so is Tooru. Sure Tooru’s in a rough spot, but that doesn’t make him a bad person. It wasn’t even his debt – it was his parents’. I feel really bad for him. He gets caught in such a terrible situation, is beaten to a pulp regularly, cannot even begin to pay back this loan, and then when he finally meets someone who makes him happy, she dies soon after while trying to save him from the loan shark.

Although, of course Megumi’s situation is worse. She’s imprisoned in a hospital for most of her life, is terribly sick, her parents don’t seem to care much outside of just providing her with money, and when she finally finds someone who makes her happy, she reaches death and sacrifices her spot in heaven to save the man she loves.

It’s just a sad situation all around. This is truly a beautifully tragic chapter.

Chapter 29: The Dangers of Pride

I did not care for this chapter. Not only was the story fairly flat, but they completely broke the rules of Hell Correspondence – and this time they don’t have the excuse of possibly being unaware of rules the anime made before it.

Yuriko had always looked up to her older sister, Eiko. She was extremely smart, sweet, and kind, and she was on a fast track to attending a distinguished university and developing a successful career. Yuriko wanted to be just like Eiko when she was growing up, so she worked hard and also became a top student. However, when Eiko collapsed under the pressure, she dropped out of college, moved back home, and became a shut-in.

After that, she changed drastically. She started verbally and physically abusing everyone, especially Yuriko. Despite this, Yuriko couldn’t bring herself to tell anyone or let anyone find out that her superstar sister was actually a failure who abused her.

One day, her classmate, Marika, who is second in class to Yuriko, found out about Eiko and used it as leverage over Yuriko to become the number one student. However, I really don’t get this arrangement. Marika becomes the top student, but Yuriko starts failing entirely….Why? Shouldn’t it just be that Yuriko purposefully starts doing only a little badly in order to switch spots with Marika? Why does she need to flunk?

As her grades plummet, she starts getting harassed by her parents. Since Eiko was seemingly beating Yuriko up because she thought she was flaunting her intelligence and success in front of her, you’d think she’d stop, but no. She continues beating her up, but switches to verbally abusing her by saying Yuriko will turn out just like her now.

Yuriko still loves her sister despite all of this, and she truly believes she can get Eiko to turn back to the kind person she once was. They keep acting like Yuriko will target Eiko with Hell Girl, but it’s obvious it’s going to be Marika.

And, yep, she does. She thinks Marika is the main issue here, even though her problems started way before Marika found out about this, so down Marika goes.

But hold on. It’s not quite that simple.

Immediately after this happens, Yuriko’s parents tell her that Eiko is missing – she has been sent to hell……by herself.

It’s been established in the manga (and later in the anime) that you’re not allowed to use Hell Girl to commit suicide, yet here we are.

Also, while depression is an awful thing, truly – fuck depression to hell – fuck Eiko, quite frankly. Is it sad that she was so terribly pressured to succeed? Yes…..even though her parents don’t seem that strict or pressuring, but maybe they just poorly depicted that aspect (seems like a pretty big detail to not include more prominently, though). Is it sad that Eiko hated herself? Yes. Is it sad that she killed herself? Of course.

But the awful, horrible, shitty way she treated her family, especially Yuriko, was way too much. You don’t get a pass for being an abusive bitch just because you hated yourself or were depressed. She beat up Yuriko once for ‘walking too loudly.’ She’d randomly walk into Yuriko’s room, grab her by the hair, and demand she stop studying and go to the store for her. She threw her bowl of food and spilled it all over the table just because she didn’t like what was made for her.

Even if you could somewhat excuse her behaviors towards her parents as revenge for being so demanding (her actions don’t match what I saw them do, by the way), her behaviors towards Yuriko were completely unjustified.

She did realize her sister was trying to protect her and make her happy again once she was already in the ferry, and she did apologize after that (not to her face of course), but I just can’t muster up much sympathy for a person who terrorized her sister and her parents like that just because she was depressed that she dropped out of college. She seemed legitimately happy whenever she was tormenting Yuriko.

Anyway, the chapter ends with Yuriko determined to do her best so she can be successful for the both of them until the day comes when she joins her sister in hell. I don’t particularly feel happy or all that sad about this. It is just is.

Chapter 30: Silent Shore

Welcome to Takuma’s debut in the manga. It is quite a bit different from the anime version, but still holds the same basic story beats. This chapter more or less covers episode 14 of Two Mirrors: The Peaceful Lakeshore.

Takuma and his father move back to Japan after living in New York for some time after his father became really successful. However, in the manga, he’s quite a bit older – I’ll say at least a few years older – and his mother is already dead. She died of an illness before the manga chapter started. In the anime, she dies from an arrow being shot through their patio door.

Takuma’s father’s occupation is also different. In the anime, he was a movie producer. In the manga, he’s the head of a company. Likewise, while Kakinuma was a failed writer in the anime, he’s a failed business owner in the manga.

The biggest change comes in the addition of Kakinuma’s daughter, Yukino (he also has a wife in this version, but she’s barely seen in like one or two panels.) She and Takuma used to be very close friends when they were little kids, and now they both want to continue their old friendship. However, time has changed Yukino, and other kids in their class warn Takuma to not befriend her but won’t explain why. The only thing he notices at this point is that her grades are tanking, and she blames that on her father’s failing business and their stressful home life.

Soon after they move back in, we see Takuma being framed for awful crimes like vandalism and random animal murders, as in the anime. Unlike in the anime, however, his father is put into a coma by a rock being flung through their window, which is kinda like how his mother died in the anime. His father got put into a coma because Kakinuma sliced him open with a broken bottle in the anime.

Takuma is devastated by this and considers making a contract with Hell Girl after going back and forth accessing the site. Remembering the wise words of his mother before she passed away, that you shouldn’t hold grudges against people, he declines.

He soon learns the main reason why their classmates are wary of Yukino. She not only shoplifts, but she also has a habit of swiping people’s possessions from class.

When Takuma confronts her about it, she confesses but also states that she has a right to steal stuff because she has no money to buy anything she wants now. In her anger towards Takuma for seemingly looking down on her since he’s now successful and she’s a poor failure, she holds up a box cutter to his throat and admits that she was the one who did all those terrible things he was being framed for. Takuma is shocked and deeply saddened, but he embraces her and clears the air between them, which seemingly chills Yukino out and puts out that burning bridge…..But obviously there’s more to this story.

As Takuma and Yukino walk together, they come across some of their classmates. Yukino returns the stolen items and apologizes. Most of the girls just want to forgive her and let it go, but one of them, Takeyama, doesn’t. She even chides Takuma for being too nice and points out that Yukino’s obviously responsible for putting his dad in the hospital as well.

Yukino breaks down again and apologizes, claiming she just wanted to hurt him a little and didn’t mean to put him into a coma. Once again, Takuma is shell-shocked, but he has little time to process this revelation before Yukino vanishes in front of his eyes. Takeyama is revealed to have pulled the string on her because she felt she deserved it for everything she did.

Takuma still somehow manages to have sympathy for Yukino as he mourns her. He acknowledges that she was truly sorry, but she still wound up in hell. He then wonders what Ai was trying to tell him earlier when she arrived as he accessed Hell Correspondence, but that’s a story for another day.

As for which version I prefer so far – I don’t think I can make that determination quite yet. I understand what the manga version is trying to do. Takuma has always been a sort of mirror of Ai in that he was unfairly ostracized by his town/village and was eventually hunted down to be killed. The manga was trying to be more like Ai’s backstory in having a beloved childhood friend betray Takuma like Sentarou betrayed Ai. I just don’t think it worked as much here. They didn’t focus enough on their friendship back before he moved, and Yukino is too ridiculously over evil for me to sympathize with her at all.

Sentarou was in an impossible situation. He hid Ai as best he could and cared for her deeply, but once they were caught there was no way out. The only option he had to avoid getting killed alongside her and her family was to put that clump of dirt into the grave.

Was it right? That’s a very gray area.

It would have been noble to say no and to die alongside her, but it’s also perfectly understandable for him to want to live. Plus, it’s not like refusing to put that dirt in would have saved her life. She was certainly going to die. It was just the betrayal of him even slightly partaking in her murder that was the final straw for her.

Yukino, however, is just evil. She murdered animals, she tormented Takuma and his father, and framed Takuma for everything. Even if she didn’t mean to put his dad into a coma, she still whipped a softball sized rock through a window at someone’s head.

It does suck that her father’s business fell through and they’re hard up for money, but it doesn’t justify shoplifting and stealing from her classmates (It was purely aesthetic stuff, by the way.), so how could it ever justify murdering animals, tormenting people, attempting murder, and trying to frame your once good friend as a sadistic murderous person?

Let’s also not forget that her go-to move when Takuma confronted her was to threaten him with a box cutter to the throat. He probably would have died if he hadn’t managed to talk her out of it. I’m almost convinced she’s still just playing a victim in the end and was happy she put Takuma’s father in a coma, if not fully intended to kill him. She’s a friggin’ psycho. I don’t feel bad for her at all.

Chapter 31: Chain

Picking up immediately from where we left off in chapter 30, and adapting episode 24 of Two Mirrors, Chain Reaction, Takuma is now the top suspect for the disappearance of Yukino. Takeyama and the other girls told the cops that he pushed her into the river as a means of covering up that Takeyama did it. I don’t know why they chose to frame Takuma. They knew that Yukino was the one who was abusing animals and attacked Takuma’s dad. I guess they’re all just such slags that they don’t give a crap that they’re framing an innocent kid who had already lived through hell for MURDER.

But that’s okay, because their group is imploding. One of the other girls decides to send Takeyama to hell immediately after that once she realizes that Hell Correspondence works and is basically untraceable. She sends her to hell because Takeyama is arrogant and annoys her. Takeyama’s disappearance is also blamed on Takuma because he’s quickly becoming a convenient scapegoat.

Meanwhile, with the cops and Detective Meshiai from the anime, Takuma’s habit of visiting Hell Correspondence several times in the previous chapter comes back to bite him in the ass as evidence that he could be using the website to send people to hell. This, of course, isn’t something the cops can actually use against him, but it’s enough to spark plenty of interest. Word spreads quickly about Takuma possibly using Hell Correspondence as a means of making people disappear. More people decide to take advantage of this and also use Takuma as a coverup for their own Hell Girl activities. Some people even wait until they’re near Takuma before they pull the string so he’s easier to frame.

As in the anime, the rumors surrounding Takuma have become so awful that he’s feared and hated by nearly everyone. A manga-exclusive detail in this regard, someone in the hospital in which his father is being cared for blames the death of their child on Takuma just by being there.

Meshiai isn’t convinced that Takuma’s using Hell Correspondence, so he decides to read up more on the topic by referencing the book Hajime wrote – which means nothing if you haven’t watched the anime because the manga never covered Hajime and Tsugumi’s stories.

Still as in the anime, Meshiai continues to keep a level head and investigate. The townsfolk have become so convinced that Takuma is terrorizing their town that they’ve created an angry mob intent on taking down Takuma before he makes anyone else disappear (even though, like in the anime, it’s obvious that many of them are Hell Girl clients so they shouldn’t be mad. Also, just like in the anime, why are they doing this if they know it’s fellow Hell Girl clients making everyone vanish? They’re trying to kill their scapegoat.) Meshiai arrives right as the group heads to Takuma’s house, and they demand that he arrest Takuma, but Meshiai wants to check something first.

He asks Takuma to show him his chest, looking for the signature curse mark to see if he has used Hell Correspondence. He shows his curse-mark-free chest, and Meshiai uses that as proof that Takuma is not responsible for the disappearances.

This obviously isn’t what the angry mob wants to hear, so one of them grabs him and accuses him of being in cahoots with Takuma. The scuffle leads Meshiai to discovering that the man has a curse mark, making him a Hell Girl client. Upon this revelation, the man strikes Meshiai in the head with a stick and proclaims that he is working with Takuma. The rest of them beat the hell of Meshiai while Takuma hides in his house, terrified and hopeless.

Chapter 31.5: Kikuri’s Diary

This is a short omake-like chapter where Kikuri asks Wanyuudou about his history with Ai. He tries to lie and say he was a handsome samurai who protected her since long ago, but Ai comes in and explains that he was an old man and a wheel when they met. Wanyuudou then asks where his backstory chapter is because it was teased to be in volume seven. Ai explains that an editorial mandate forced them to remove Wanyuudou’s backstory in lieu of Takuma’s, but he’ll get his backstory in volume nine.

And that was volume eight!

Pretty great volume. One chapter was flat, but everything else was really good. It will be interesting to see which version does Takuma’s story better, but considering how much of the last chapter was just a mirror of the anime version, I’m really wondering if anything else will be different from here on out.

Notably, I wonder if Kakinuma and his wife will appear again, because they just kinda vanished from the story after Yukino disappeared. You’d think if anyone had a right to target Takuma, it would be them, but they just don’t appear in the last chapter.

Next volume is the last one, so let’s see how it all closes out!


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Tokyo Mew Mew New S2 EP4: Droplets of Love – Lettuce and the Little Mermaid Review

*deep breath*

…..*long sigh*

Thank you, Tokyo Mew Mew New.

I genuinely mean that.

I felt so annoyed by the manga and original anime for just chucking in Lettuce having feelings for Shirogane and never exploring that even a little. It’s just “Yeah, she has feelings for him. Anyway, let’s watch Shirogane flirt with Ichigo.”

I liked the idea of Lettuce with Shirogane. I think they were very cute together and much more enjoyable to watch than him and “I get literally four guys fawning over me” Ichigo.

When I saw that they were also putting her crush on him in this iteration, my expectations were at the floor. I figured, at best, they’d do what the series has always done and just show her side and ignore it.

However, I will eat some humble pie – they actually did address her feelings. This entire episode is dedicated to Lettuce’s feelings for Shirogane and trying to work up the courage to confess to him.

Honestly, this episode feels like an apology for disrespecting Lettuce’s feelings in the past. I truly appreciate that they clearly put a lot of thought and care into making a story around finally addressing this aspect of the story and offering closure.

But of course….

That means it’s closed.

The instant that I saw that this episode would actually be exploring Lettuce’s feelings, I was surprised, thrilled, and inevitably dreading the ending because I knew there’d be no way they’d actually get together in the end. Just no way.

There’s absolutely no reason why they can’t be together, but I knew they wouldn’t bite the bullet and actually do it. TMMN has been a phenomenal reboot so far, especially with adding better characterization to the other Mews, but deep in my heart I knew they wouldn’t do that. If they intended on doing that, they wouldn’t have kept in all the Shirogane and Ichigo stuff. Or they would, but they’d have a moment where Shirogane recognizes that Ichigo and Aoyama are endgame and back off and then he’d turn his attention to Lettuce.

Being fair, Shirogane did let her down as gently as humanly possible, to the point where he didn’t so much reject her as he told her he couldn’t be in a relationship right now because he needs to put all of his energy and focus into the Mew project for the sake of ending all of this and restoring their bodies to normal. He thanked her for her confession and said that it made him incredibly happy to hear those words from her, but he couldn’t give her the answer she was seeking.

That does seem like it’s leaving the door open for them to have a relationship after this is all over, but then the actual ending implies that this is just a flat-out dumping. Lettuce winds up bawling in Zakuro’s arms, and that’s the final scene of the episode. My heart was in pieces for that poor girl.

This is the second time this franchise has written in heartbreak for poor Lettuce. In a filler episode for the original anime, she also had unrequited love for a one-off character named Norihiro. He was in love with someone else and saw Lettuce as just a kid.

Why can’t a non-Ichigo romance exist in this show? The closest we have is Tart and Pudding, and that also barely exists.

I’m not saying give every Mew a love interest. I just think if we finally had some non-Ichigo romance, I’d want it to be with Lettuce. She deserves someone, and she’s a lonely sweetheart. Ichigo has enough suitors to spare. Just let her be with Shirogane for god’s sake.

If someone tells me I’m wrong and they actually do get together later, I will eat my hat.

In order to build up to Lettuce’s confession, we’re given a pretty strange but also very good and similarly sad story.

They believe there might be some Mew Aqua in an earring on display at the local maritime museum. Shirogane asks one of them to go with him to investigate, and Lettuce volunteers with the excuse that, since she’s the aquatic Mew, and the maritime museum is by the ocean, she’d be best suited for sensing the Mew Aqua there. However, she’s really sneakily trying to spend more time alone with Shirogane.

The earring looks very similar to the very pretty earrings Lettuce has worn for this outing. The legend of the Little Mermaid is displayed near the earrings, claiming that this may be one of the earrings that was left behind to fall to the bottom of the sea after the mermaid turned to sea foam and vanished when her love of a man on land went unrequited.

I think it’s a tiny bit irresponsible for a museum to tote fairy tales as facts, but okay.

Quiche arrives, even though they haven’t proven there’s Mew Aqua in the earring, and they have a short tussle with him. Quiche wounds Lettuce’s arm and she falls into the water. Quiche just…leaves after that, claiming this is boring without Ichigo around.

Shirogane doesn’t go in after her, but he reports back to the other Mews that Lettuce is missing. I have to assume Lettuce can breathe underwater when transformed and that’s why they aren’t concerned that she’s drowning right now. Even though, if she has porpoise powers, she wouldn’t be able to breathe underwater….

The other earring just happens to be right under where Lettuce fell. When she touches it, a brilliant flash of light appears. The next thing she knows, she’s washed up on a beach in a world unfamiliar to her. There even seem to be pterodons in the sky? A woman with pointy ears similar to the aliens shows up named Madeline. She bandages Lettuce’s wound and invites her into her home.

They meet Chiffon, who looks a bit like Shirogane if he had pointy ears and slightly darker and longer hair in a ponytail. It’s clear that these two love each other, but there’s a strife between them. Their homeland is sinking into the water. If they don’t do something soon, everything will be underwater and they’ll likely drown.

Their people are divided into two camps. One wants to leave their land to head into space to find a new home. The other wants to stay in their homeland and just find a way to survive.

Chiffon has decided to leave but Madeline is adamantly staying. Chiffon keeps trying to convince her to come with them since they’re leaving that night, but she refuses. She loves her home too much to leave it for space, even if she’s secretly in love with Chiffon.

Lettuce convinces her to at least tell Chiffon her feelings before he leaves. She will do everything in her power to ensure that she’s able to do that. Madeline agrees. They’re too late at first, and Madeline accidentally falls into the water in an effort to chase the ship. Lettuce does her super awesome transformation sequence (bandage intact – love the continuity) and even triggers her mermaid form.

Using her powers, she not only saves Madeline, but she creates a water spout tall enough and solid enough to allow Madeline to walk on it. Chiffon jumps out of the ship and onto the water spout to meet her. They confess their feelings and kiss, and Lettuce is suddenly transported to a starry void.

The spirit of Madeline explains that she’s grateful to Lettuce for showing a much happier ending to her story, but that’s not what happened.

In reality, she never met Chiffon that night and never told him how she felt. She never saw him again. She died shortly thereafter in the waters flooding her homeland. Her deep regret and sadness latched onto her earrings, which Chiffon had gifted her, and sank to the ocean floor.

Lettuce, in a similar situation and understanding her feelings, was able to hear Madeline’s feelings crying out and enter her memories. Now that she has been given a moment where she has let go of her regret, she can pass on. Before she leaves, she tells Lettuce that, if there’s someone she loves, tell them. No one lives forever.

Lettuce somehow reappears in the museum after that….*shrug*

This was a very sweet and tragic story.

They make it clear that whatever happened in that memory world did actually happen to Lettuce anyway because her arm still has a bandage on it. Given that the earrings had Mew Aqua (that is now depleted) and the people in that world had the same ears as the aliens, I guess they actually did keep the backstory of the aliens originally being from earth, being forced to leave due to natural disasters, and now they’ve returned to take their planet back?

This is further supported by Lettuce remembering that she previously had a vision of a city sinking into the water with a volcano erupting in the background.

One final note – I adore Zakuro’s big sister role in this episode. She’s the only one who sees what’s going on with Lettuce, so she covertly cheers her on, makes sure she and Shirogane have privacy for her confession, and she tells Lettuce she’s very brave for confessing to Shirogane. She even tells her she can cry because Shirogane’s too far away to hear, and comforts her as she mourns her seemingly unrequited love. That was very sweet of Zakuro, and I’m so glad Lettuce had some support.

Overall, this is probably my favorite episode of TMM ever. It’s sad as hell, but it’s very well-written, tugs at your heart strings, and I appreciate that they went to the trouble of giving Lettuce a full episode of focus. Ichigo is barely in this episode, and I was taken aback by how refreshing it was. She’s in like three scenes, gets less than ten lines, and she and the other Mews never even transform. It’s all Lettuce. After drowning in Ichigo favoritism for so long, it’s nice to get a break.

However, it does irk me a little that, in an episode where Lettuce gets her heart broken, one of the few scenes Ichigo is actually in shows her being lovey duvey with Aoyama over text message…

This was a realistic conclusion to this plotline, and there’s no bad blood with Shirogane, I just feel so bad for Lettuce. I ultimately feel like her situation here is unfair. If there still wasn’t such focus on Ichigo needing every guy romantically interested in her, Lettuce and Shirogane would probably be together no problem.

Lettuce is such a sweet and kind soul, and she has so little going for her. She doesn’t seem to have friends outside of the Mews. They never say she has a special skill or interest. We never see her family. We never really learn of any dreams she has besides maybe to have friends and be more confident, which she does achieve, but I just wish that came with more. I would never want her entire identity to be defined by her relationship to Shirogane in the same vein that Ichigo is almost entirely defined by her relationship to Aoyama – I just want to see her happy.


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Yu-Gi-Oh! Capsule Monsters | Episode 10: The Fiendish Five Part 2 Review

Plot: Yami and the others have accidentally caused the creation of the Five-Headed Dragon. Only creatures of Light can destroy the beast, but their best Light creatures can’t even touch it. Yami has only one hope – the help of the Divine One of legend.

Breakdown: Yami and the others are faced with the fearsome Five-Headed Dragon, and the villagers start to panic and run away. One of the villagers is about to be attacked by the Fire head, so Joey attacks with Red-Eyes to protect him. The dragon shoots both Red-Eyes and Joey out of the sky.

Solomon: “In the Capsule Monsters board game, there’s a Five-Headed Dragon that can only be destroyed by creatures of Light!” WHOA! They mentioned not just the board game, but also a facet of gameplay in the board game! I’m impressed.

Except, ya know….that’s not true.

There is no Five-Headed Dragon in Capsule Monsters – either board game or video game.

Ya wanna know where there IS a Five-Headed Dragon? The Duel Monsters card game.

Ya wanna know something about it? Five-Headed Dragon cannot be destroyed in battle with monsters of Dark, Wind, Fire, Earth, or Water attributes. Which means, barring the, at the time, exclusive to the Egyptian Gods attribute of Divine, the only monsters capable of beating the Five-Headed Dragon in battle was Light attribute creatures.

In conclusion, Solomon might as well have said “In Duel Monsters, there’s a Five-Headed Dragon that can only be destroyed by creatures of Light! And since this is basically just Duel Monsters with minimal gameplay elements, that’s probably how you beat it!”

Also, him saying this triggered a massive brain blast in me. I mentioned in the first episode that Capsule Monsters reminded me of the Legendary Heroes arc….Well, this whole trial…is just the Legendary Heroes arc verbatim.

That arc also had villagers making a sacrifice every year to the Mythic Dragon, which is just the Five-Headed Dragon exactly but summoned via ritual instead of fusion (Also, the Earth head seems to be more rock instead of metal in this version, for some reason. It’s still metal on the card.) And the way Yugi and Kaiba beat it was with Dragon Master Knight – who could beat them in battle because he was a Light attribute creature. (And a Dragon type because the Big Five had put a rule on the battle that only Dragons could partake.)

Just when you think they couldn’t get any lazier with this arc, they throw more at you.

Since only Light monsters can damage the Five-Headed Dragon, Yami calls forth every Light monster they have. Tristan uses his Thunder Dragon (And not Thunder Kid because why bother, I guess.) And Téa calls forth Seiyaryu, Happy Lover (da heck is that gonna do?) and Dark Witch……Yes, Dark Witch is actually Light attribute. No, it doesn’t make sense, but it is canon.

Whoa, there, now. Does that mean the heroes of this battle will be Tristan and Téa?

Of course it doesn’t, silly. They fail in less than a minute.

Yami rushes in to slash the dragon with his Sword of Divinity. The strike lands, but the dragon heals immediately. Yami powers down the sword thinking he might be using it incorrectly.

The dragon then attacks Téa and Tristan, but Yami jumps in the way of the blast. He’s alright, but he’s worried about the villagers. Tristan and Téa go to protect them, so they’re screwed.

The girl who nearly got sacrificed in the previous episode runs to the sacrifice altar again to pray to the “Divine One.”

Girl: “Divine One…please hear me.”

Joey: “I hear ya, but, please, call me Joey.” Eugh.

As the girl prays, she’s joined by the now calmer villagers who also pray to the Divine One to help Yami/Yugi since he’s literally the chosen one. They flat-out said the words “Chosen one.” Goddammit.

Things are looking bad for Yami, but help’s on the way. The girl cries as she prays, and her tears trigger the Divine One to emerge.

It’s Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

Blue-Eyes saves Yami, and….it merges with him.

You guys remember that part in Dragon Ball Z Abridged where Vegeta rage-screams so loudly and for so long every character, including Trunks in the future, can hear him? I think Kaiba just gave us one of those off-screen.

Blue-Eyes Yami Dragon.

I think a sin is being committed here or a miracle is happening. I can’t decide. Either that or a fanfic writer infiltrated the writer’s room.

As frickin’ odd as this is, it is awesome to see Yami with Blue-Eyes armor.

The armor designs keep up their tradition of being weird logic-wise (And his model pose doesn’t help). The legs are alright, but the armor looks way too big for him, as does the face plate. The shoulders are especially bad, but they’re made even more awkward when you consider one shoulder has a Blue-Eyes head and so does the sword. Choose one or the other. Two heads doesn’t work. Or have him merge with Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and give the second shoulder a Blue-Eyes head, too.

The absolute best parts that make up for that in spades are the wings (which finally make sense instead of randomly giving him wings from merging with Dark Magician or Magician of Black Chaos) and that insanely awesome for-god’s-sake-someone-make-that-in-real-life-I-beg-you sword. That is one of the sickest swords I’ve seen in anime. It’s insane.

The fact that it constantly glows blue is also a very nice touch.

In what is without a single doubt the coolest moment in this mini-series/spin-off/arc/whatever, Yami grabs the Five-Headed Dragon by one of its heads, flips it upside down, and slams it into the ground.

I have no words. Yami basically Suplexed a Five-Headed Dragon while wearing Blue-Eyes White Dragon armor. What a beautiful world we live in.

Utilizing his sword and Blue-Eyes’ White Lightning, he’s able to finally destroy the beast, which means they also more or less defeated this Five-Headed Dragon using the exact same method as in the Legendary Heroes arc….I mean, Yami didn’t have Dragon Master Knight armor, but he technically never removed his Black Luster Soldier armor before fusing with Blue-Eyes, soooooo….

The final part of the pendant lights up, meaning they, or moreso Yami, cleared the final challenge.

As Yami holds the sword up in the rising sunlight, we’re briefly shown an image of pharaoh!Yami/Atem before a crowd of cheering Egyptians because….*shrug* to doubly prove he’s a true king? That’s what Alexander implies.

Blue-Eyes leaves Yami and returns to his tablet, with his image now much clearer…..Wait, I just realized – Blue-Eyes is in a tablet, not a capsule….Duel Monsters were originally contained in tablets….For god’s sake….

Yami thanks Blue-Eyes for having faith in him, and Yugi taps in.

The girl thanks seemingly the group for saving them, and Joey tries to accept the gratitude, but then she approaches Yugi and makes it clear she’s talking to him. But after a quick joke, they all laugh it off.

They leave the villagers and arrive at the location of what they thought was the portal through which they emerged, but it’s no longer there. Alexander explains that they need to do one more task to finish their journey. Once they head back to where they started, they have to go to the top of the pyramid and use the pendant to unlock the power to rule the world.

Yugi says he’s still not interested in such power, but Alexander retorts by saying there is someone else who does. He removes his faceplate and reveals that he bears a striking resemblance to Alex Brisbane. They, at first, believe he is Dr. Brisbane, especially Joey and Tristan who go through the whole “Dr. Brisbane’s first name is Alex! That could be short for Alexander!” connect-the-dots game that makes the Japanese title of Yu-Gi-Oh: ALEX seem clever, but Solomon argues that he’s known Dr. Brisbane for years, and they cannot be one in the same.

Alexander says that’s only half right. Dr. Brisbane is actually possessed by Alexander’s evil half. When Alexander put on the Millennium Ring, his soul was instantly split in two, for some reason. After his loss, his normal half was locked in the Capsule Monsters world, for some reason, while his evil half was locked in the pyramid, for some reason…..Wait, that’s not what he said in the previous episode. He said he lost, returned home, failed in his India invasion, and then died. If this version of events is correct, he would have vanished forever after entering the pyramid.

His evil spirit was set free when Alex and Solomon opened the pyramid, for some reason. Alex is a direct descendant of Alexander the Great, which is possible….kinda maybe.

Alexander the Great had two sons – Alexander the IV and Heracles, with Alexander the IV being the only confirmed son of Alexander the Great. Alexander the IV only lived to the age of 14, and while Heracles lived to 18, he seemingly never had any children. I suppose it’s possible that Alexander the Great had some children he never knew about, though.

Alexander explains that his dark half is waiting for them to emerge from this world so he can take the pendant and the power and rule the world….Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to seal his evil half in the place with the power to rule with world….I say to whoever did that.

I’m still not really understanding any of this. Wouldn’t the Ring possess Alexander with Yami Bakura? Why did it split his soul in half the instant he put it on? Why did Shadi even lead him here and give him a chance to get ultimate power if he was already half evil? Shadi acted as if the power he was working for was the power of the Ring not some ultimate power to rule the world.

Was it the world’s second biggest coincidence that one of Alexander the Great’s descendants, if he even knows he is one, would find what is seemingly Alexander the Great’s lost tomb and be the only suitable possession candidate for the evil part of Alexander the Great’s soul? Was it also the world’s biggest coincidence that aforementioned descendant also visited the tomb with the grandfather of the holder of the Millennium Puzzle and spirit of an ancient king that was seemingly the most powerful and beloved king in history and that he somehow knew that?

Yes.

Alexander tells them that the way to get home is by holding hands in a circle and thinking about the pyramid, so they do so and are sent back.

Joey and Tristan decide to test if they’re in the real world by punching each other in the head.

Because, you guessed it, they’re both cosmically stupid idiots.

They were physically in that world, interacted with it, and felt pain and other types of discomfort many times. But these yahoos punch each other in the head like they were just in a video game or a dream or something. Why are these two written to be such obnoxious imbeciles in this series?

Alexander hitched a ride on Solomon’s body to escape the Capsule Monsters world…Not sure how that works, but okay. Apparently, the plan is for Alexander to jump into Alex’s body to be fused with his evil half, which will…fix things?

Alex arrives and happily reunites with Solomon. He distracts Alex while Alexander prepares to reunite with his evil half.

Solomon shows Alex the pendant, which clearly brings out the evil half slightly, but Alexander grabs him and merges with his evil half.

Alex seems to be back to normal, and I’m so sure he is and the next two episodes are dead air.

Anyway, because they’re ALL idiots, Solomon immediately hands Alex the pendant ten seconds after good!Alexander went into his body without confirming that the evil spirit was gone. Just “Oh, he said he feels great. Guess he must not be evil anymore. Evil people never say they feel great.” Of course, the evil spirit dominated the nicer one, took the pendant, and now he’s going to get the power and take over the world. Seriously, guys, how many evil people need to trick you before you wise up?

What was the plan here? The nice side merges with the evil side and they just assume the spirit will be 100% good after that? You guys need to go to class every once in a while because you obviously don’t understand fractions.

Anyway, because this is also a fresh new thing to add to Yu-Gi-Oh, we now have the spirit of good!Alexander struggling with the spirit of evil!Alexander.

Alex runs to the room containing the power. He inserts the pendant into the door and nearly makes his way inside, but Yugi and the others jump him. He’s able to muscle them all to the door. Inside, there is no bottom to the floor, causing the three of them to fall. Joey and Téa grab onto them, but they all wind up falling into the abyss.

They’re stopped mid-fall, and the abyss appears as darkness and stars. A light appears and reforms into Shadi, who is sporting a new outfit.

Alex: “I know you….You’re the one who created the pyramid!” He IS?! Why?!

Isn’t he all about keeping power out of the hands of evil? Isn’t that why he has the Millennium Scale? Why would he see someone struggling with an evil half of them born from the Millennium Ring and go “Oh, you want power? Here, let me create (?) world-controlling levels of power and lock it away in this pyramid as a prize for winning this game of Poke—Duel Mon—Capsule Monsters, and then send you within it to try and get it!”

It was bad enough when I thought he just lead Alexander to the pyramid and it was for the sake of proving himself worthy of the Ring, but now he supposedly made it? And he also somehow obtained incredible non-Millennium Item power and made that the grand prize of the game? What are you doing, Shadi?

Anyway, that’s the end of the episode.

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This episode was one of the best of the arc purely because of the insanity of Blue-Eyes Yami Dragon and Yami throwing Five-Headed Dragon like a ragdoll. A lot of the fun of this show is the insanity when it’s not being too dumb to be distracting, and that was the perfect mix. I wanted Kaiba to be there so badly just to watch him seethe in rage over his precious Blue-Eyes fusing with his fiercest rival.

I was going to make a joke that it’d be like seeing your girlfriend cheating on you with a guy you can’t stand….but considering what Blue-Eyes actually is….that would literally be like he’s seeing his girlfriend cheating on him with a guy he can’t stand…in the weirdest way possible.

Blue-Eyes Yami Dragon is just one of the most surreal choices they could have made. It’s like if Joey fused with Dark Magician or Kaiba fused with Red-Eyes. Epic and yet so weird.

Blue-Eyes Yami Dragon defeating Five-Headed Dragon is a bit weird, though, because FHD should have 5000 ATK while Blue-Eyes just has 3000. Again, I know, Duel Monsters numbers, but, again, FHD doesn’t exist in Capsule Monsters. If they had just made a proper Dragon Master Knight armor, I’d have nothing to say. Well, I guess I would because then it would just be exactly the Legendary Heroes arc ending just with Yami playing the part of Dragon Master Knight.

The rest of the episode is fine, leading up to what we pretty much expected. I still can’t believe Solomon was dumb enough to hand over the pendant without confirming Alex was back to normal. But then again, everyone’s being massively stupid in this spin-off.

Even Shadi’s appearance wasn’t too much of a surprise given that we knew he started this whole thing.

I do have to say that their way home was silly. It was basically “There’s no place like home.” without the shoe tapping.

Next time, Shadi pits the group against Alexander for the right to have the ultimate power.


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Pokemon Extravanga | Movie 13 (Dub) Zoroark – Master of Illusions Review

Plot: Ash, Dawn, and Brock head to Crown City to see the baccer World Cup live. When they arrive, they stumble upon a terrible plot concocted by a man named Grings Kodai – an incredibly powerful and rich businessman who supposedly got his entire fortune by seeing the future. He has a Zoroark and her young Zorua captive in order to create a powerful illusion over the city as part of his plan for obtaining the power of the Time Ripple.

Breakdown: You know the drill – The World of Pokemon. This one starts with some pretty nice looking artwork of some of the Pokemon, though.

Interestingly, it seems like Cartoon Network completely removed everything before the title screen when they first showed the movie, causing them to lose ten minutes of footage and creating several plot holes. TPCI had to contact Cartoon Network and get them to fix the airing issue, but no reason was ever given as to why it happened in the first place. I’m going to go ahead and guess….they wanted more commercial time. Yeah, I feel pretty good about that guess.

Anyway, Ash fights a Donphan with Pikachu because. of. course. he. does.

And he wins with an Iron Tail in one shot, because why not?

They run to the Pokemon Center to catch a Pokemon baccer game on TV, which is a sport played exclusively by Pokemon – reinforcing the idea that literally everything in the Pokemon world needs to be centered on Pokemon.

The name is a mixture of basketball and soccer, but I can also clearly see some inspiration from quiddich and….maybe beyblade?

It actually looks kinda cool.

Too bad it’s only in this movie.

The World Cup of baccer is coming up soon, and the announcer explains that a man named Kodai with all three Legendary Beasts is going to partake.

Ash, Dawn, and Brock are going to see the World Cup live in Crown City.

Before I move on, I just want to point out that it’s very rude to loudly watch a sporting event in the middle of a Pokemon hospital. Maybe don’t do that, guys?

A massive plane flies overhead. Inside, a Zoroark sleeps next to her young Zorua.

The door to their quarters opens to reveal the three Legendary Beasts from before. Above them, in a safe observation area, Kodai watches alongside a woman whose hair annoys me more than it should named Rowena.

He sics the Legendary Beasts on Zoroark, who puts Zorua into her fur and transforms into Raikou. Lightning and smoke envelope the room, including the observation area, but Kodai activates a bracelet with an “illusion canceler” on it. Turns out, this is all an illusion caused by Zoroark. She’s such a master of illusions that even their camera caught the illusion she created, which I don’t think makes sense, but let’s go with it.

As they arrive in Crown City, it’s revealed that the three Legendary Beasts are actually holograms created by high-tech illusion cores. They look and act just like the real Pokemon. However, they can’t interact with their environments or have a physical form. If what I gathered later is any indication, the video footage of them playing baccer was most likely doctored.

You may be wondering how a team made entirely of holograms with no physical form was able to become a world championship-level baccer team.

…..Well, keep wondering because they never answer or even acknowledge that.

Zoroark is subdued with a machine while Zorua is kidnapped by a Ninjask. Zorua is being used as a means to control Zoroark. If she doesn’t obey Kodai’s commands, he’ll never allow Zoroark to see Zorua again. Kodai also states that this Zorua isn’t Zoroark’s biological child since he says she cared for it as if it were her own. This fact never matters.

Zorua escapes from Ninjask in the air ducts, but he bumps into a guard Scizor. Zorua transforms into a Scizor as well, confusing Scizor. Zorua escapes and is eventually lead outside of the plane. He falls, but manages to break his fall by bouncing on nearby Skiploom. After falling from them, he turns into a Skiploom himself to gently float down to the ground.

Back in the plane, Kodai is irritated by Zorua’s escape, but it ultimately doesn’t matter. He has the visual data of Zorua on file, so he can recreate a hologram of Zorua to continue controlling Zoroark.

Kodai explains that there’s only one day left before the time ripple vanishes, and he needs to find it before then.

Down below, one of those ripples appears, and out comes a Celebi. I did not expect a Celebi to have a part in this movie. Cool to see it again.

After what is quite possibly the longest title sequence the movies have had, we go back to Ash, Brock, and Dawn as they wander the forest trying to take a shortcut to Crown City.

Which means, yeah, they’re lost.

It seems even with a digital map, Brock can’t read a map worth a crap.

However, I suppose that just because the map is digital doesn’t mean it’s any better than Pokemon maps have been in the anime, which is just green splotches with lines on it.

Suddenly, a massive group of Beautifly emerge from the forest and fly off into the moonlight in a lovely display. Despite the CGI Beautifly being pretty obvious, it is a rather nice shot.

They continue on their journey, and Team Rocket follows them with intent on getting to Crown City before they do. The Zorua/Skiploom pops in, smacks them off their Yanmega pedal-plane, and they fall to the ground. Zoruloom then laughs evilly about it. Uh, Zorua doesn’t know Team Rocket are bad guys, so for all it knew it just murdered some innocent people and laughed about.

Oh, then it lands on a Vigoroth and slams it into the ground while laughing about it. Okay. Zorua’s a sociopath. Got it.

The other Vigoroth try to attack Zorua, but it escapes. It’s cornered on a cliff, but it still just transforms into them, then back again, and laughs about it.

Pikachu spots Zorua in trouble, and Ash, Brock, and Dawn rush off to help it. Ash calls on Infernape while Dawn releases Mamoswine. However, no Pokemon battle occurs. Instead, Piplup, whom I’m assuming has been long established as the butt monkey of the series, trips, slams into a tree, and then he convinces the Vigoroth to leave.

OH GOOD.

GUYS.

ZORUA CAN TALK.

YAY.

Please don’t create another Shaymin situation. This movie’s been alright so far. Don’t ruin it.

Ya know, the group has heard so many Pokemon talk at this point that I was onboard with them initially not reacting to hearing Zorua talk, but then then had to be shocked by it. It’s very old-hat by this point, guys.

Zorua, so far, IS a bit of a brat, but not too bad. Zorua explains that he’s heading to Crown City to save his “Meema.”

Once Zorua explains his story, Ash, Dawn, Brock, Pikachu, and Piplup vow to save Zorua’s Meema.

Back on the plane, I only now noticed Kodai’s dumb suit. It’s like the airbender tattoos got lost.

Using the hologram of Zorua, he manipulates Zoroark into doing his bidding in Crown City.

The next morning, Celebi flies through Crown City greeting all the Pokemon and blooming some flowers. It’s a pretty nice scene to help break things up. It’s well-animated and very cute.

Ew, and that’s immediately ruined by the scene having a Tangrowth. Get that abomination away from me. Thank you.

We’re introduced to a girl named Peg, and I’m convinced she must be Casey’s long lost sister. She’s a massive fan of the Coronets – a baccer team representing Crown City – and is so into them she made a backpack that electronically has Coronet flags pop out of it. She also has magnets all over herself and has the entire Magne line because Mt. Coronet is where Magneton Evolves into Magnezone, and that’s somehow supporting the team.

Oh well. At least she doesn’t sing a fight son–

Peg: ♫ “Coronet Fighters rock! Roll! Because they’ve got that winning heart and soul! Coronet Fighters in control!” ♫

Nope, nope, nope. Go away, please.

A woman named Tammy spots Celebi flying around. She rushes over to her friend, Joe, to share the exciting news that Celebi has finally returned to their town.

Soon after the Celebi sighting, Zoroark begins destroying Crown City while taking the forms of Suicune, Raikou, and Entei under the orders of Kodai. Under the guise of Suicune, it floods the streets with water. As Entei, it sets everything ablaze.

Of course, none of this is actually happening to the town. Zoroark may be powerful, but it can’t affect physical objects with its illusions.

As the town panics in the wake of the ‘destruction,’ a special alert appears on the screens of Crown City from Kodai. He apologizes for the actions of his Pokemon and blames it all on Zoroark controlling them. He shows fabricated video footage of the destruction around town as proof that the town is actually being destroyed.

Are Zoroark’s illusions so powerful that they can make people feel things, too? Because surely they’d notice all the fire emits no heat or that no one actually got wet in the flood. I mean, everyone was running from the fire and water, but surely some people just weren’t fast enough.

Now turning into Raikou, Zoroark darkens the sky with clouds and strikes the city with multiple bolts of lightning.

As they sense the Pokemon and people in danger in Crown City, shiny versions of the Legendary Beasts react out in the wild. They are the other Legendary Pokemon who frequent the city and protect it.

It is pretty cool to see not only one but three shiny Legendaries, but what are the friggin’ odds? Also, what is up with this town to have four Legendaries hang around regularly and three of them are shiny? Someone build a casino here. Apparently they built Crown City on a foundation of luck.

As Zoroark’s illusions end, Officer Jenny announces outside that they’re blocking off all access to Crown City. Since Crown City is basically an island city, it’s easy to block access by lifting all the bridges.

Ash, Brock, and Dawn arrive and ask what’s happening. As Jenny explains that Zoroark is controlling the three Legendary Beasts to wreak havoc in Crown City, they look on at the completely pristine Crown City with nary a singe mark or drop of water. And I guess no one thinks that’s odd.

Instead of being concerned about the city or the citizens, Ash and the others whine about the status of the baccer match. Our heroes, everyone!

Jenny says they’re working hard to solve the problem, but surely if they were, there would be cops or officials in the city….and they’d see that nothing is actually damaged…..

Gotta say, this plan is really stupid so far. Kodai is relying so heavily on just showing two clips of a couple things getting damaged as being enough proof of the threat to keep everyone out of the city. If Zoroark is such a “master of illusions” surely it can create illusions on real things. Like, sure, it can’t (or wouldn’t) actually damage a building, but it can make it LOOK like a building is damaged, right?

Also, I hate to be that person….but….the Unown from Movie 03 were much better at illusions than Zoroark is. They could create and maintain complex realistic illusions that you could feel over a couple miles. Things you could stand on. Water you could float in. Pokemon attacks that actually worked. Pokemon with physical forms. Seemingly actually changing the age of a little girl into a teenager.

Zoroark needs to pretend to be each Pokemon and can’t even create simple illusions of damage or maintain the illusions of the storm, fire, and flooding for longer than like 10 minutes.

When Zorua sees Zoroark on the TV screens nearby, he rushes to get into Crown City, but Ash and co. stop him. They meet a man named Karl who overheard them talking about Zorua and is interested in learning about the plans of Kodai.

Back with Kodai, he’s keeping an eye on Celebi as it travels the city. He explains that his plans are tied directly to visions he’s been having about Celebi and the Time Ripple. Just then, he gets another vision – this time of a countdown clock reaching zero, and Ash, Dawn, Brock, Karl, and Rowena working to stop him as he reaches the Time Ripple. Before the vision fully starts, Kodai mentions that his vision is becoming clouded, and his power must be reaching its limits.

Back with the kids, Karl brings them through the sewer system to sneak them into Crown City. He explains that he’s a journalist who has been investigating Kodai for quite some time. Kodai has made a reputation for himself as the man who can see the future. This power has been integral in helping him grow his businesses and become a massive success. He now controls the mainstream media (at least in Crown City?) and will supposedly stop at nothing to get what he wants.

I guess he must also be the lone person controlling Crown City because we never see any city officials besides a few cops. Did he just buy the city and make himself the sole figurehead?

Kodai’s goon….named….Goone (No, I’m not kidding) explores the city to check if anyone is left wandering around. The city is entirely deserted, which is just ludicrous. I get that they’re Legendary Pokemon, but the cops aren’t even trying to investigate or combat this problem? They’re just throwing up their hands and hoping Zoroark stops its supposed reign of terror? Or that Kodai stops it? They’re not looking for people who may have been left behind? Survivors of the fire and flood? God, the cops in Pokemon are absolutely useless.

They rather violently recapture Zoroark using the hologram of Zorua and go forth with the rest of their plan.

As the group spots a statue of Celebi, Karl explains the connection the city has to the Legendary Pokemon. Celebi used to love visiting the city, and the area was always covered in lush greenery. However, Celebi stopped visiting 20 years ago when all the plant life in Crown City suddenly died. No one knew why that happened, but it’s taken 20 years of hard work from the townspeople to regrow the plants and bring Crown City back to its former beautiful glory.

Zorua says he can smell Meema, and, for some stupid reason, Ash gets on his hands and knees and starts sniffing the ground with him….

Zorua telepathically yells to Meema, but there’s no response. Ash comforts him, though, saying he’s sure she’s looking for him too and they’ll find her soon.

Karl: *upon seeing the bus stop that was shown to be destroyed in the video footage* “Huh, that’s weird…..It’s not destroyed.” It took you guys WAY too long to figure out the city wasn’t destroyed or damaged. The instant you guys got into that city, that should have been your first thought not “Wow, a Celebi statue!”

I know they just reached that bus stop, but the entire city was flooded with water and fire then brutalized by lightning. There’s no way you had to see the bus stop to realize the attack was fake. Everything looks pristine – you guys literally just got done pointing that out. Is everyone taking stupid pills today?

We see more video footage of Kodai, and apparently he has the authority to deny everyone access to the city? Including the cops? I am insanely confused as to what Kodai really is to this town.

As Kodai flies throughout town on his hover thing, we flash back to when Rowena first became his secretary. He had a vision then of most of the events that we’ve already seen so far, but he’s most interested in getting a clear view of the Time Ripple’s location, which he can’t seem to get.

Goone pointed out that it had been a long time since Kodai had a future vision, and Kodai thought to himself that his powers are weakening.

It’s only now revealed that the countdown clock is a countdown to the Baccer World Cup. However, there are identical countdown clocks all over the city. Celebi emerged near one of them, and he has to determine which one it is. He uses his Shuppet’s Foresight at each location to check them all. The first one he checks is a dud. Right before he leaves to visit the other clocks, he detects Ash and the others on the city’s cameras and sends Goone after them since he knows via future vision that they’ll interfere with his plans.

Meanwhile, the kids continue following Zoroark’s scent. They spot another statue and ask Karl what it’s about. It’s a statue of an Entei, Raikou, and Suicune who are said to be the ancient protectors of Crown City.

This is the statue they saw getting destroyed in the other doctored video clip Kodai showed, which Karl points out pointlessly because, again, the entire city is just fine.

Zorua gets pissed off after seeing a looped video of Kodai framing Zoroark. Zorua destroys one of the TV screens with a snicker, but a local Mightyena emerges, ready to fight since Zorua’s actions are scaring the other Pokemon.

The Tangrowth from before appears and uses Sleep Powder on Zorua. Turns out, Tammy and Joe, who is Mightena’s Trainer, stayed in the city in spite of the evacuation and Kodai’s commands to stay out.

Tammy: *After Karl explains that Zoroark used an illusion to turn into Entei, Raikou, and Suicune and says “The city hasn’t been destroyed.”* “So this whole event was nothing but a trick?”

I’m not gonna lie. I almost turned the movie off when she said this.

YES. THIS HAS ALL BEEN A TRICK! THE CITY YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN STAYING IN SINCE THE “ATTACK” HAPPENED HAS NOT BEEN DESTROYED OR IS CURRENTLY TERRORIZED.

DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES AND A FUNCTIONING BRAIN?!

This is too stupid. I’m trying so hard to like this movie, but every time I start getting into it something insanely stupid has to happen.

Joe: “I knew all along that our guardian protectors wouldn’t do all of this!” ALL OF WHAT?! NOTHING’S DAMAGED! NO ONE’S HURT!

And why haven’t either of you communicated with anyone from the city to say “Hey, uh, Crown City’s fine. Here’s photo proof that the things that were seemingly destroyed aren’t…so uh…y’all can come back.”

By the way, if you’re wondering why Tammy and Joe didn’t leave, they just couldn’t bear leaving their home, especially now that Celebi had been spotted.

Mmmhmm…..So you guys were just planning on dying, I see. If you didn’t know this was a trick, then you had to believe the fire and water flooding the streets and the lightning raining down was real. You had to assume it would reach you and kill you. Have you guys just been sitting around drinking tea and enjoying the clear skies, quiet day, and sunshine in your supposedly damned city?

They start talking about Celebi, and I’m just now realizing that it’s kinda odd that Celebi would leave when the city’s greenery all died. Wouldn’t that be when the city would need Celebi most? Is it not known for helping revitalize plant life? The citizens of Crown City needed to work for 20 years to get the plants back, and then Celebi comes in blooming flowers and whatnot like where the hell were you with that for the past 20 years?

Zoroark is trying desperately to escape her cage, but it only causes her immense pain in response as she’s continuously electrocuted. Zorua awakens in a panic because he can hear his Meema crying out for him. He runs off, but since he slips through the fence, the humans can’t follow him. Pikachu and Piplup have to follow while they find another route.

Almost immediately, Zorua is surrounded by Pokemon in the forest who I guess smell Zoroark on him and want to take revenge on him for what Zoroark did, which, again….is nothing.

Pikachu and Piplup try to mediate, but they’re unsuccessful.

Celebi swoops and is all “Look at me! I’m making fruit grow immediately!” and then suddenly everyone’s friends. After Celebi befriends Zorua by giving him a fruit, Zorua turns into Celebi, freaking it out. It tries to pull Zorua up to get him to fly with it, but Zorua says he can’t fly.

So, wait – Zorua’s transformations must be the same power than Zoroark has in that it’s not Transform, it’s just an illusion. Another limitation of these illusions is that you’re unable to do anything or at least create the illusion that you’re doing anything that these Pokemon can do physically that you can’t? Like fly? That sucks.

Also, he flew earlier as a Skiploom. How does that not count? Even if you say it’s because Skiploom are so light they just ride the breeze, it’s just an illusion. Zorua was still not as light as a Skiploom nor did it have the same anatomy to help it float on the air currents.

The shenanigan meter is off the charts right now.

By the way, didn’t Celebi give Ash and the others temporary flight powers in Movie 04? I know this isn’t the same one, probably, but it could still do it.

Zorua recruits Celebi to help him find his Meema, and they run off. Ash and co. try to follow, but they’re immediately captured in a giant cage by Goone and Kodai.

Ash charges towards the bars, but the cage is electrified, just like Zoroark’s, so he gets thrown to the ground.

Kodai: “I have the power to see the future.”

Karl: “Future?” Yes….You told the others that Kodai had the power to see the future. Seriously, what is wrong with everyone?

Kodai seals the cage, and Ash tries to rush the walls headfirst for some reason. I guess he got amnesia about the fact that the bars are electrified…..And also that walls are solid objects.

Karl stops Ash from slamming into the wall and electrocuting himself.

Meanwhile, with Zorua, Pikachu, Celebi, and Piplup, Celebi is holding Zorua’s back legs or tail as he climbs up the tree to help him stay on the tree……You have the ability to give him flight. What are you doing?

Also, how the hell can Piplup, a PENGUIN, climb this tree no problem, but the fox Pokemon needs assistance?

Zorua howls for Zoroark, who hears him but is unable to do anything to get to him. Depressed, Zorua tries to hide away in the tree, but Celebi cheers him up by making plants grow around him. This reminds him of sleeping in his Meema’s fur, and he’s quickly lulled to sleep.

Meanwhile, with Kodai gone, Rowena takes this opportunity to snoop through his files. The password for his most important files is “vision.” I guess he didn’t see cybersecurity in his future.

While she snoops, Goone pops in on a video feed to give her an update. She spots the giant cage with them and goes to investigate when it’s clear. It’s revealed that Rowena is a reporter, just like Karl, and Karl actually knows her and knows she’s working undercover.

Since she has all the information she needs, she drops her undercover act and helps the group escape.

On their way back to the city, she explains Kodai’s plot. He foresaw Celebi returning to the city, and every time Celebi time travels, it uses a Time Ripple, which is “focal point that collects time energy.” It only stays open for one day, and it gives Celebi all the time energy it needs to travel through time. No, this really doesn’t mesh with Movie 04, but just shush I guess. Kodai plans on absorbing the time energy into his own body so he can gain the power to see the future.

The power Kodai has was gained 20 years ago. After deciphering ancient literature on the legends surrounding the Time Ripple and Celebi, he managed to track one down. It would disappear as soon as Celebi touched it, so he attacked it with his Pokemon before Celebi could reach it.

Using a mechanical arm, he absorbed the power in the Time Ripple, which reversed the flow of energy and killed all of the plant life in the city. Celebi was also blown away in the explosion of energy, but it’s still unclear why it didn’t return for 20 more years or help restore the city’s greenery.

In summary, he wants to find the Time Ripple because his powers are fading, and if he doesn’t absorb the power from another Time Ripple soon, they’ll go away forever. Maybe. I have no idea how often those Time Ripples actually occur. If Movie 04 was any indication, there are many Celebi who travel throughout time freely.

Kodai checks the last countdown clock, but there’s no Time Ripple. He suddenly gets another vision of himself having a vision while choking Celebi, so his next target is Celebi. You’d think Celebi would be a primary target anyway considering it’s the only thing keeping him from getting the Time Energy, but okay.

Also, that was the big point of kidnapping Zoroark and forcing it to pretend to be the Legendary Beasts to torment the city and make everyone evacuate – to check all the clocks in the city he seems to control anyway? I get that he probably didn’t want to be seen taking the Time Energy, but surely he could have just used Zoroark to create an illusion that made him invisible or something? Hell, he controls two powerful Pokemon that can use high-level Psychic moves, he probably could have just used them instead to make everyone fall asleep or something.

Kodai corners Celebi and the other Pokemon on the tree. He attempts to grab Celebi with Shuppet’s Psychic, but Pikachu stops him. He blows Pikachu and Piplup away with his Pokemon and tries again. This time, Zorua defends Celebi by turning into a Tangrowth and grabbing the enemy Pokemon with his Vine Whip. However, Kodai simply uses his illusion canceler to see through the deception.

Zorua’s illusions here were so good that the Pokemon did believe they were wrapped in vines. But I’m unclear on whether they just thought that was happening or the illusions were so real that they felt pressure on their bodies.

Zorua is defeated, and he cries out for his Meema as he falls unconscious. Seemingly psychically hearing Zorua, Zoroark becomes so enraged that it’s finally able to burst through the cage and escape.

Not only that, but the real shiny Legendary Beasts have arrived to protect Crown City.

Meanwhile, Shuppet Psychically grabs Celebi, and Kodai starts strangling it, mirroring his vision. So…..was Celebi nerfed beyond all reason? Because it’s being easily dominated by a Shuppet repeatedly and can’t escape the grasp of one dude. Celebi has its own Psychic powers, but all Celebi has done this entire movie is grow plants.

Kodai gets a brief vision of the future to see the Time Ripple, but it’s not enough. He keeps shaking Celebi and continues to strangle it because, I guess, touching Celebi helps him get visions because Celebi’s a time traveler? I think? Celebi cries out so desperately that the nearby Time Ripple opens back up.

Gotta say, this sequence is kinda disturbing. This choking has been going on for quite some time, and outside of Celebi not making choking noises, it is uncomfortable.

Zorua wakes up and pounces on Kodai’s face to force him to let go of Celebi. He kinda crashes his little glider thing, and drops Celebi. When he reaches the ground, he throws Zorua into the tree, once again alerting Zoroark to his location.

Shiny Suicune, Raikou, and Entei come in and start attacking Zoroark.

Why?

I have no goddamn clue. They weren’t there for the attacks. They didn’t see the doctored video footage. It’s not like they ran into a ruined city and saw Zoroark screeching in the city square, so they assumed it was the culprit. They just seemed to attack the first Pokemon they saw in a pristine city.

Every time this movie starts to make a little sense, it goes back to being stupid again.

Their assault on Zoroark is so powerful, they wind up destroying Kodai’s plane. And, with that, they’ve already caused much more destruction than Zoroark did, which is none.

Kodai tries to grab Celebi again, but Pikachu and Piplup return to try and stop him. He sends out his duo of Scizor to attack them, and they’re sent flying. However, they’re caught by Dawn’s Togekiss.

Ash, Dawn, Brock, Karl, and Rowena arrive to confront Kodai. Pikachu and Piplup attack as a distraction so Ash and Dawn can grab Celebi and Zorua and make their escape with the boat. Since Kodai foresaw Rowena’s betrayal earlier, he prepared himself for this occasion. He sends out a tiny drone in the air to follow them.

The battle with the shiny Legendary Beasts and Zoroark is going poorly. Zoroark keeps turning into the normal Legendary Beasts in order to trick them, but it’s obviously not going to work, especially since she keeps transforming in front of them. You’d think turning into the shiny variants of them would make more sense to deceive them, but whatever.

Never underestimate the power of a Meema, though, because Zoroark, despite being exhausted, blows the three shiny Legendary Beasts away in one enraged blast.

As Zoroark tries to fend off the beasts, Ash and co. regroup at Joe’s workshop. After they all catch up on everything, Joe explains that there is one countdown clock Kodai didn’t check. He knows this because he designed them all. The first prototype was placed in the baccer stadium, along with trees from the city, in order to commemorate the opening of the stadium.

Unfortunately, Kodai’s tiny drone is outside of the window listening to everything they’re saying. Once he gets this information, he rushes to the stadium. Pikachu hears the drone try to take off again, so he shocks it, disabling it. The group realizes that Kodai has a head start on them, and Kodai has a vehicle while they don’t, so they have to work fast to get to the Time Ripple with Celebi before Kodai.

Brock: “Trust me! No need to worry!”

Ash: “I always trust you, Brock!” That was a nice little line.

The group splits up – Brock, Dawn, and Ash head through the sewers while Karl, Rowena, Joe, and Tammy attempt to find Zoroark.

And find her they do.

She is surrounded by the shiny Legendary Beasts, but she stops them all in their tracks by creating the illusion of a purple crystal trapping all three – in a shot that looks like they copied assets from Movie 03.

Rowena uses her illusion canceler to reveal the trickery, and Joe’s Mightyena spooks Zoroark, causing the illusion to fade.

All of the Pokemon from the city gather together to clear the air about the situation to the four, finally bringing peace to the conflict.

Meanwhile, Ash and co, including Zorua, emerge from the sewers near the stadium. Thanks to the shortcut, they have just barely beaten Kodai there, but he arrives almost as quickly.

Dawn tells Ash and Pikachu to go on without her and Brock while they stall Kodai. In the middle of the street, Dawn calls out Mamoswine while Brock calls out Sudowoodo and Croagunk. Kodai directs Goone to take care of the two while he continues to reach the Time Ripple.

They’re neck and neck, but inevitably meet. Ash commands Pikachu to use Thunderbolt on his car, but Kodai counters with his Mismagius’ Psywave. Ash tells Celebi to fly to the Time Ripple while he distracts Kodai, and Karl’s Bronzor follows it, but Kodai’s attention won’t waver from the Time Ripple. Instead, he ignores Ash and continues pursuing Celebi.

Meanwhile, Dawn and Brock are struggling trying to keep Goone’s large group of Pokemon at bay, but Zoroark suddenly comes in and blows all of Goone’s Pokemon away without breaking a sweat.

Can we all appreciate the sheer stamina of this Zoroark? She’s been captive for however long, continuously tested and tormented by Kodai, has gone a couple days without sleep, has been electrocuted over and over and over by Kodai’s cages, brute forced her way out of one of the thick metal cages, held the three Legendary Beasts at bay for an extended period of time, and now she’s blowing away like two dozen Pokemon with two attacks. She’s amazing. That’s the power of a good mother.

Back with Celebi, Kodai’s Mismagius and Shuppet cut Celebi off. Shuppet shoots Celebi out of the air with a Thunderbolt when it’s suddenly revealed that Celebi was actually Zorua in disguise.

Gotta say…..Damn impressive twist.

That actually got me good. I didn’t even notice that Zorua vanished between Dawn telling Ash to head to the Time Ripple and just moments later when he’s running toward the stadium. I knew something was a bit weird because Celebi flew off and didn’t have a bandage on its arm, when, just a scene earlier, it was shown having great difficulty flying even a little and had a bandaged arm. I just thought it was a continuity error.

And I quickly thought there were more shenanigans afoot when I remembered Zorua can’t fly, even when illusion-transformed. But then I realized that Karl’s Bronzor was following it because it was using its Psychic to make it fly.

This is the first time a Pokemon movie has taken my nitpicking and thrown it back in my face. My hat’s off to you, Pokemon writers.

Bronzor uses Psychic on Kodai’s vehicle to flip it over. Kodai commands Shuppet and Mismagius to use Shadow Ball and Psywave on Bronzor, knocking it out. Zorua valiantly tries to attack Kodai, but Kodai just throws him and grabs him with a robotic arm.

Hearing Zorua’s cries, Zoroark rushes to the scene.

Back with Ash, he opens his backpack to reveal Celebi. Zorua’s distraction worked like a charm, but Celebi still can’t fly so Ash has to carry it to the Time Ripple.

It seems they’re in the clear until Kodai shows up and stops them in their tracks, literally, with Mismagius’ Psychic. The Time Ripple has revealed itself without Foresight or Celebi activating it because it sensed Celebi was injured.

Zoroark shows up, but Kodai reveals his trump card – Zorua, still firmly clamped onto Kodai via the robotic arm up his sleeve. Kodai tells Zoroark to not do anything to stop him or else he’ll kill Zorua. To prove his point, he electrocutes Zorua.

Zoroark is forced to comply, and Kodai walks to the Time Ripple while commanding his Shuppet to finish her off.

Kodai gleefully approaches the Time Ripple and uses his robotic arm to once again absorb the Time Ripple’s powers. Ash tries to plead with him to stop, but Kodai states he doesn’t care about Crown City or the trees and flowers within it – all he cares about is this power. And just like 20 years prior, no one will ever know that he was responsible. For all they know, it was Zoroark’s fault, and Kodai was just innocently trying to stop her.

As Kodai absorbs the power, it seems he has won. The blackness cloaks all of Crown City yet again, instantly killing all of the plant life around them. The trees wither. The flowers fade. The leaves fall around them…..

And then suddenly….Zoroark smirks. Everything stops and reverses. All of that was simply an illusion of Zoroark’s making.

Kodai is floored, especially since his illusion canceler should have protected him from any trickery. However, as he pulls up his sleeve, he realizes that Zorua destroyed his illusion canceler when he bit him earlier.

……..Yeah, you got me again. That was legitimately a good twist, too.

I heard the metallic “clink” noise when Zorua attacked him, and thought it was a tiny bit weird, but I just thought it was a strange sound effect choice. It didn’t click with me that he was aiming for the illusion canceler.

Damn. How is half this movie incredibly stupid but the other half is some of the most clever writing the Pokemon movies have had?

Admittedly, I thought something was off about Kodai getting the power and destroying the city, but I figured he’d still be arrested and Celebi would help restore the city.

Not only that, but it’s revealed that Karl and everyone else is there, too. Karl was videotaping the entire thing, including Kodai’s confession. Kodai is in complete shock….but he’s not going to accept defeat just yet. As Zorua weakly limps to his Meema, Kodai commands Shuppet to use Shadow Ball on him to finish him off. Zoroark jumps in the way of the blast. Now that she’s even more weakened, Kodai grabs Zoroark by the throat with his robotic arm and electrocutes her.

However, her Meema resolve kicks in again. She grabs the cable and sends a Dark Pulse down it back to Kodai, stopping the electrocution, destroying the robotic arm, and knocking Kodai down.

Piplup and Dawn free Ash, Pikachu, and Celebi from Mismagius’ Psychic grip. With an extra assist from Bronzor’s Reflect when Mismagius tries to attack, Ash and Pikachu defeat Mismagius. With another Dark Pulse, Zoroark defeats Shuppet as well.

Kodai now has no more Pokemon to assist him, and he’s cornered – but he still won’t relent. Even without his robotic arm, he still rushes to the Time Ripple. However, the shiny Legendary Beasts surround him, forcing him to retreat. Everyone enjoys a brief moment of victory before Zoroark finally collapses of exhaustion.

Kodai manages to get into the stadium. Where he’s heading, I don’t know. But Zoroark manages to pull off one more illusion. As Kodai reaches the top of a staircase, Zoroark creates the illusion that he’s on top of his plane. He walks forward, and the plane shifts downward. The illusion vanishes, and Kodai falls. He had walked too far and fallen off the platform high above the baccer field.

Zoroark smirks at finally taking down Kodai before falling unconscious.

Anyway, incoming death fakeout.

Everyone breaks down, believing Zoroark to either be near death or already dead since she won’t wake up no matter what. I’d assume Zoroark is just insanely tired after everything that has happened, but who ever takes vital signs in this show?

Zorua tearfully pledges that he’ll become as strong as his Meema someday. He creates the illusion that they’re all in a beautiful field.

Karl: “This is Zorua’s home.” How do you know that?

The Time Ripple shines through the illusion….Wait a goddamn minute.

We’re in the middle of a death fakeout.

……Are they just taking the ending from Movie 04?

More or less, yeah, they are. Ash brings Celebi to the Time Ripple. Juiced up and healed from the power of the Time Ripple, Celebi either brings Zoroark back to life or just heals her.

Zorua and Zoroark finally have their proper happy reunion, Zorua’s illusion falls, and the Time Ripple fades away. Celebi celebrates by making the flowers in the garden blossom. With everything back to normal, Celebi takes it leave and heads off to another point in time. Everyone thanks Celebi for its help, and they all vow to be its friend forever.

Back in the stadium, Kodai wakes up to the sounds of his voice over the video screens. It’s his confession from earlier that Karl caught on tape. It’s not just on those screens – it’s on every TV in the city, and everyone’s watching. In the stands, the group as well as Officer Jenny look down on him, and Jenny arrests him. Dunno why she didn’t choose to go down on the field where Kodai is, but whatever. It’s more dramatic this way.

The next day, the group bids farewell to Zorua and Zoroark who are taking a ship out of Crown City and back to their home with Karl and Rowena. (With one last trick from the duo as they have transformed into Ash and Pikachu.)

Ash tells Zorua that they’ll be visiting their region next, which felt like a really odd line, and I quickly realized why that is. This is the last Diamond and Pearl movie. The series would shift into Black and White/Best Wishes the same year this movie was released. Black and White would take place in Unova and debut Gen V, of which Zoroark and Zorua were properly introduced into the franchise. It was a very Movie 10-y line where they’re reminding the audience about meta stuff, which in this case was the new games and anime.

In other words, they were reminding the audience to spend money soon. Kinda funny to put in the end of a movie where a greedy evil businessman was the villain.

To cap off the movie, Team Rocket, floating down the stream around Crown City on the bottom of their capsized paddle boat, discusses what they’d do if they had future vision. Meowth and Jessie both state they’d dislike it because Meowth would be creatively bankrupt, and Jessie would be bored out of her mind since it would take the surprise out of everything. With a gentle warm breeze on their faces, they choose to just take some time off and enjoy themselves for a bit.

Honestly, I completely forgot Team Rocket was even in this movie after a certain point.

Credits time!

As the song “I Believe In You” sung by Erin Bowman plays (It’s an alright song. Kinda generic, though) we see the group, including Peg the superfan from earlier, watching the baccer World Cup.

Who is playing? I know the Coronet Fighters were in it, but I thought Kodai’s team was the opposing side, and he’s currently being arrested…..and his team never existed to begin with.

Even the Wiki has no idea who this team is. It just explains that it’s a Shinx-themed team.

Karl, Rowena, Zoroark, and Zorua spot the shiny Legendary Beasts on the shore as they continue heading back to Zoroark and Zorua’s home. Karl catches some footage of them before they seemingly roar a goodbye and head off.

The next section is kinda boring because it’s just basically stock images of a lot of D/P characters that have appeared in the series. Most likely because, as I mentioned, this movie was released very close to the end of the D/P series (In fact, the League Championship was airing when it was released), and it was the last D/P movie, so they probably did this as a cute wrap up send off.

The only cameo’d characters who appear in the credits and are animated are Zoey, who is sitting in a cave with her Glameow waiting for the rain to stop, and Paul wandering around some ancient ruins that have statues of Palkia and Dialgia.

Not much else to say beyond that. Ash, Dawn, and Brock continue traveling. Team Rocket continues following them in their Meowth balloon (while synchronize-eating ice creams, which I thought was funny) the shiny Legendary Beasts run around their specific domains. Celebi emerges from the Time Ripple in some unknown time in a forest. Zoroark and Zorua arrive home. And we end on Ash, Dawn, and Brock watching the sunrise with all of their Pokemon around them.

The end.

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It took me quite a while to iron out my feelings on this movie. It seems like for every aspect that I really liked, there was something equally bad to match it.

I was okay with the first quarter of the movie, but then we got bombarded with stuff that didn’t make any sense, and that stuff was all the main plot. And then the last quarter, maybe third, was back to mostly good.

I liked that this movie focused on a parent and child relationship. We’ve never had that in one of these movies before. The closest we got was Entei and Molly from Movie 03, and that doesn’t fully count. Zorua was, thankfully, not nearly as annoying as Shaymin. He wasn’t really that annoying at all. He had a few moments where he came off as cocky and bratty, but those were thankfully gone the first few minutes after we learn he can talk.

Zoroark, despite not being able to talk, for some reason, was also a very likable character. She was completely devoted to Zorua and mowed down anyone in her path with top tier mama bear energy. They are very cute together. I was rooting for them the entire time. It’s weird that he calls her “Meema” though as I always associated that word with a nickname for a grandma, not a mother.

I will also relent and say that, while Zoroark’s powers of illusion still aren’t as impressive as the Unown’s, they became more impressive and useful as the movie went on.

I really don’t know why Zoroark was even necessary to Kodai, though. I get that he saw a very vague vision of a Zoroark attacking in Crown City, but that doesn’t change the fact that the whole song and dance with Zoroark’s illusions seemed unnecessary and poorly thought out. It’s not like that part of the plan helped him find the Time Ripple.

He already has insanely realistic hologram generators. Could he not have tricked the city on his own? Even if he couldn’t make wide scale holograms, like the storm, fire, and flooding, he could just…ya know…..destroy things himself.

He’s the villain. He does not care about this city or anyone in it. He said so himself. He could easily find technological ways of distracting the people in the city so he can find the Time Ripple in private.

I get that he also wanted a scapegoat to blame the death of all the plants in the city on, but he didn’t have one 20 years ago and got on just fine. No one knew what happened. It’s especially confusing considering that Kodai seems to control this city enough to call for a total evacuation and bar everyone from reentering until he says so – and he also controls the mainstream media – but he still had to go through with this overly complex and unnecessary plan to force Zoroark into pretending to be the villain.

And, remember, Zoroark wasn’t even causing damage to the city. Wouldn’t the townsfolk be confused when they were finally allowed back in and nothing was damaged like Kodai showed it was?

Not to mention that Kodai’s story doesn’t even make sense. Zoroark doesn’t have the ability to control other Pokemon. It can create illusions, but it doesn’t mind control others. If anyone in the city knew anything about Zoroark, they would call foul in a minute.

All this does is draw attention to the fact that Kodai would be the only one in the city when the plants all died. If Zoroark’s name got cleared, he’d be the only suspect left.

He could have made up so many excuses or plans to covertly get the Time Ripple, especially with all the money, power, and technology he has, but instead he chooses this insanely overly complicated and nonsensical plan that may actually do more harm to him than good.

The stakes aren’t that high, either. Yes, there’s obviously concern over Zoroark’s safety and her reuniting with Zorua – those are the highest stakes in my opinion. However, I didn’t much care about Kodai getting future vision again because he’s had it for 20 years. And I don’t care too much about the plants in the city. Yes, it would be awful for all the city’s plant life to die again, but they also have Celebi – the Pokemon with the ability to bring the dead back to life, including dead plants. It could just heal the city’s plants if it wanted to. But the movie acts if that’s not an option. Celebi didn’t do that 20 years ago just…cuz.

I don’t accept the theory that it needs Time Ripple energy for that. Revitalizing plants is Celebi’s entire shtick. It has not and does not need that energy for that purpose. All the Wiki page says about the Time Ripple and its connection to Celebi is that it needs the energy from it to time travel, which is also not true if Movie 04 is canon, but the main point still stands.

Then there was the baccer aspect, which disappointed me, quite frankly. Baccer seems like a pretty cool sport, albeit a bit weird, but this is the only time baccer exists. We never see more than one clip of it being played. They invented an entire sport for this franchise only to seemingly use it as a means of getting the group to Crown City.

Kodai was the captain of one of the baccer teams, but that was barely mentioned and really only seemed to be for the purpose of showing the city that he had the three Legendary Beasts so he could pretend Zoroark was controlling them to destroy the city.

That’s another thing – was he pretending that the Legendary Beasts he had were the protectors of the city or did he just say he happened to catch three unrelated Legendary Beasts? Because, if it’s the former, that makes him look like a dick who captured their city’s protectors and used them to make a sports team. If it’s the latter, that is a mighty huge coincidence to swallow.

Honestly, the aspect of the Legendary Beasts felt like it was tacked on. I loved finally seeing some shiny versions of Legendary Pokemon outside of the games, but I felt like they were unnecessary and didn’t add to the plot. They were just kinda shoved in there. The most the actual protectors wound up doing was attacking Zoroark, and even that didn’t make much sense or serve a purpose beyond keeping Zoroark out of the way until she was allowed to reunite with Zorua.

Kodai could pretend Zoroark is terrorizing the city without them. Their role as his baccer team makes absolutely no sense. Even if he was just displaying them to use for his illusion plan, couldn’t he just say Zoroark found the three Legendary Beasts in the wild and controlled them? Why create such an easily debunkable lie?

Their role as protectors of the city seems like a bit much if the city is already strongly connected to another Legendary Pokemon. What exactly makes Crown City so special that FOUR Legendary Pokemon watch over it?

Kodai as a villain is fine. I’m not sure how memorable he is, though. He has future visions, which sets him apart a bit, but otherwise he’s just an evil, greedy, rich businessman with a weird suit.

I kinda feel like he worked more on self-fulfilling prophecies, though. Whenever he had a vision, he seemed to try hard to make it come true, or at least work with it, instead of trying to avoid it, which seems to be why he did the trick with the Legendary Beasts. However, it’s not like these visions showed him getting the Time Ripple because he specifically did those things. Only one showed him getting the Time Ripple at all, so it’s strange that he’s so adamant about following all of these visions to a tee.

He is pretty brutal, I will give him that. He’s done more damage directly to Pokemon in this movie than I think most other Pokemon villains have. He nearly choked Celebi to death with his own hands. Nearly did the same to Zoroark plus electrocution. Nearly electrocuted Zorua to death. Threw Zorua to the ground violently a few times.

As Zorua said, he is a very bad man.

Goone lived up to his name as a very forgettable goon.

Rowena was fine. It’s kinda cool to have a character be a double agent working against the villain, but she mostly served to deliver details about Kodai’s plan to the main characters and then she was mostly a background prop.

Karl played more of a role than I figured he would, and, surprisingly, his Bronzor was a big part of the group’s plan to take down Kodai. I made a joke to myself about how sad I was that this poor Bronzor just seemed to be used for the sake of a flashlight in the sewers, but then it becomes a major part of their trick on Kodai and even protects Ash and Pikachu later. I like that, especially since side characters just tend to exist in the orbit of the main characters in these movies.

Ash also didn’t take full limelight in this, which I appreciate. It was very much a team effort.

Team Rocket didn’t have a significant role, but I don’t mind. They never seem to know what to do with Team Rocket in these movies besides have them pop up with a joke every now and then.

The art and animation were pretty good, as well as the cinematography. There are some really good shots here. The one hitch here is that the CGI is still kinda rough. Not terribly rough here, but still very noticeable and difficult to ignore sometimes. It just doesn’t mesh very well with the 2D animation.

The music was pretty nice. They even redid some of the music from Movie 04 for Celebi. Fun fact – with this movie came the first time they ever released every single song played in a Pokemon movie on the OST in North America. Neat.

Overall, I’m extremely mixed about this movie. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would, quite a bit, actually, but not as much as I had hoped. It’s like the main aspects of the movie were strong but everything tying them together was extremely weak at best and nonsensical at worst. It’s not like I’m really nitpicking that much either. It’s the driving force of the main plot. Maybe kids wouldn’t think about the stuff I just discussed, and that’s perfectly fine, but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re issues with the story.

This is the first movie I’ve watched where Dogasu’s Backpack doesn’t have a comparison with the Japanese version. The English version wasn’t released at the time of their review of the film, and they never updated it. So I’m going into the Japanese version mostly blind. I don’t think much will be changed, but we’ll have to see.

And then we’ll dive into the first Black and White/Best Wishes movie……s.

Yeah, there are two movies we have to talk about. I’ll explain when we get there.


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Space-Time Detective Genshi-kun/Flint the Time Detective Ep 35 (34 for the Dub) Musashi vs. Kagenin | Sub/Dub Comparison

Plot: The group heads to Edo period Japan to retrieve Kagenin – a ninja-like Space-Time Monster who can make powerful copies of anyone by touching their shadows. He’s spending time alongside master swordsman, Miyamoto Musashi.

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I want to preface this by apologizing for the awful quality of the dub images. I guess this episode must have been hard to come by because I can’t find any video source that’s better than this. If it makes you feel any better, it also sounds terrible, so I can barely hear anything and have a constant static noise in my ear when I turn it up high enough to hear it. No hate to whoever collected all these episodes and put them up. I’d much rather have rough video and audio than none. Also, you gave me a massive nostalgia flashback to Fox Family, which was one of my favorite channels when I was a kid. So kudos.

Title Change: Musashi vs. Kagenin is changed to Shadow

Name Change: Kagenin is changed to Shadow. I guess you can say they partially retained the name because “kage” means “shadow.”

Saban adds another typical scene at the lab with Jillian in the dub. Originally, we just start with the kids coming through the portal to their destination.

Minor, but they pronounce “Kyushu” odd in the dub. Pterry says it like “Kai-yu-shu” instead of “ki-yu-shu.”

Name Plate Removed.

Subbed:

Dubbed:

The dub omits that ninja were most frequently implemented in the Sengoku period.

This next part could have easily been retained, but they changed it because *shrug*. Originally, when Sora says that ninja were spies, Genshi mistakenly believes she said “pies.” In the dub, she says “They’re like spies, see?” and because that sounds like “spicy” he thinks they’re a spicy food.

They add a white flash when the clone Musashi gets hit.

In the cavalcade of weird changes to historical figures this show loves to throw out at us, apparently Miyamoto Musashi, the legendary swordsman, was actually a coward……Miyamoto Musashi…the guy who killed a man in a one-on-one duel when he was 13…..is a coward….okie dokie. It’s weird. Sometimes this show will be mostly spot-on in its portrayal of a historical figure. Other times, they’ll go overboard kissing their asses. And numerous times they paint them in a crappy light.

They cut the shot of the enemies with their clothes all torn before we see this dude’s booty cheek.

They also cut out them running away.

Tokio: “So the one who’s been winning up until now has been Shadow?” UHP….Uhhh…Wow. Yeah, sure. Take away Musashi’s perfect win streak record of 60 duels won throughout his life and claim a clone did a good chunk of them. That’s…wow.

Wait, hang on. Even if we’re saying this was before Musashi became a skilled swordsman (which would be in his childhood, and he’s about 23 here) the battle they’re saying Musashi has up next is his most famous battle against Sasaki Kojiro. That battle took place in 1612, but the dub said they were in 1607. The original just said they were in the Edo period, which started in 1603 and extends to 1868, so they covered that base.

More to the point, however…..his next duel is against Sasaki Kojiro?….The duel that, after he won, Musashi decided to retire from dueling forever having been proven as the best swordsman in Japan since Kojiro was seen as his equal? The duel where he was so cocky that he didn’t even fight with a metal sword – choosing instead to carve a wooden sword out of a boat oar and fight with that instead? That’s who his NEXT duel is with?

So they really are saying all of his career wins, barring, I guess, the one with Kojiro, were won with his shadow clone….Wow. How and why? And if that is the case, he really won that one duel, thought he was the best because of it, and then retired from sword dueling, I guess. This is a lot to take in.

So Saban kept the name order of Miyamoto Musashi (when, in English, his name would be Musashi Miyamoto) but they flip it for Sasaki Kojiro, referring to him as Kojiro Sasaki?

Originally, Genshi mishears Musashi’s pleas to train him as “cake.” (Keiko 稽古 means “training/practice” and Keeki ケーキ means “cake.”) In the dub, he says the duel will be a piece of cake if Flint trains him.

Genshi says he loves cake. In the dub, he says he wants a cream cake with strawberries.

Tokio corrects Genshi on the misunderstanding. In the dub, since the wordplay can’t be retained, Tony just tells Flint to stop it.

They flip this next shot for some reason.

Subbed:

Dubbed:

Aw fudge, now the audio is off-sync….

Genshi says he’d rather have cake. In the dub, he tells Musashi to show him what he’s got.

I love how they’re clearly using wooden swords but Saban adds metal sword clanging noises when Musashi and Flint strike each other.

Kyoichiro’s gone this entire time not realizing Ammon was missing? Ya know, I don’t even like Ammon, and that makes me feel a little bad for her.

Deathdas says Musashi is truly strong, but his weakness lies in worrying that he’ll lose so he runs away before that can happen. In the dub, he calls him weak but says he can offer him true power.

They cut the shot of Kagenin getting stamped short.

Musashi says he was afraid of losing. In the dub, he just says he’s afraid, so this whole exchange comes off more like Musashi’s just a general coward instead of being scared of losing.

TP Lady calls Musashi “Kengo Musashi.” She doesn’t say this in the dub. “Kengo” is a term for a sword master.

Clone!Kyoichiro says he’ll defeat original!Kyoichiro because one beautiful him is enough. In the dub, he says he knows every move original!Merlock will make before he makes it, so he has no chance.

Ammon is confused about which Kyoichiro is hers. In the dub, she wonders what the yelling is and then identifies it as Flint.

Kyoichiro says he’s somewhat envious of the bond between Sora and Tokio. In the dub, he apologizes to Sarah for getting carried away.

Kyoichiro says “Sora, I’m sorry!” really quickly over and over as he destroys the Sora clones. In the dub, he just grunts at every attack, which is a shame because that’s a very funny scene.

Name Change: Warukage is changed to Shadow-Kon.

Name plate removed.

Subbed:

Dubbed:

This bad transformation looks alright. I like the little mustache.

Saban adds ripply “flashback” effects to before and after the flashback of Musashi helping Shadow.

TP Lady says Deathdas acts cocky because he’s one of the Elite Four. She doesn’t say this in the dub – she just calls him a coward.

Name Change: Super Bad Deathdas is changed to Uglinator-Kon.

Super Bad Deathdas doesn’t get a name plate for some reason, so no removal.

Musashi, even after his little character development moment, still fainted after seeing Super Bad Deathdas…

Attack Name Change: Deathdas Beam is changed to Tempest Beam.

Attack Name Change: The second attack is also called Deathdas Beam, even if it does something different, and the dub changes the second one to Uglinator Beam.

TP Lady says she sees Deathdas in a different light now. In the dub, she says she’s glad they’re not caught up in that beam. The joke in both is that he immediately follows that up by hitting them with the beam.

Kyoichiro says the secret to avoiding the power of the beam is to not look into his eyes. He’s about to put shades on before Deathdas uses the beam on him. In the dub, he just says they’ll beat him and there’s nothing to worry about, so it makes the fact that he randomly pulls out shades confusing.

They insert a repeat shot of Flint after the Space-Time Monsters and Pterry sneak away.

Wow, they brought out three monster eggs. Again, just kinda questioning why they’d only use one usually when they call for backup.

Tokio specifically talks to Wing when the shot shifts to them. In the dub, he just tells all of them to get them out of there. It’s a tiny bit of a shame because it was established that Tokio is most attached to Wing.

They add a repeat shot of Uglinator-Kon before the shot of Flint and the others riding on Wing Master.

Oh my god….why did the animators have Musashi hold an actual boat oar in his battle with Kojiro? He made a wooden sword OUT OF a boat oar. He didn’t fight WITH a boat oar.

Also, wow, this screencap. This duel was embarrassing for Kojiro but goddamn this image is humiliating for the poor guy.

Toki G: “After that, Musashi continued his training and took on the title of Kengo.” He became a Kengo before that duel, I’m 90% sure. In fact, this was a duel to prove which of them was the best swordsman in Japan. And, like I mentioned, this was the duel that heralded his retirement because he felt he peaked. I guess he did still train to keep up his skills and to teach others, but they act like this victory was the start of his career.

The dub only solidifies this further with Old Timer saying the tapestry of time went unchanged, and now Musashi WILL BECOME a famous (artist and) swordsman.

Toki G says Genshi did a good job. Buta oinks, and Toki G interprets that as Buta reminding Toki G that Ammon is still captured. In the dub, Old Timer goes on to say that Musashi will invent the “netaryu” technique, the art of using two swords in battle. That is actually supposed to be the Niten Ichi-ryu technique. I have no clue how that became “netaryu”

Buta asks what that is, and Old Timer says it’s the art of fencing with two swords. No…Fencing is an entirely different thing.

I want to give them points for including some extra info, but they boffed it so badly I feel like I can’t.

Old Timer: “He was the one who did it first, and then it became a samurai tradition.” The first? No. He was the one to make that specific style of dual-wielding and probably the first-ish to emphasize that you should be skilled with weaponry in both hands interchangeably, not just your dominant hand, but it’s not as if dual-wielding was unheard of before Musashi.

Tradition? No? It did become pretty popular, especially considering its focus on adaptability, but it wasn’t really a tradition for samurai to learn it as far as I can tell.

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This is one of those times where I’m more baffled by the episode itself than I am the adaptation. They got barely anything right with Musashi, and you’d think one of the most famous Japanese figures would be an easy topic for the Japanese writers, but I guess not.

I just don’t understand the choice to make him a coward and then act as if his final duel was basically his first duel to start his career as a samurai….And if they weren’t saying that, they were definitely saying most of his wins were attributed to a more powerful clone of him while Musashi hid in the bushes or something. Then he won one duel on his own and that was it, I guess.

Musashi didn’t even do a whole lot to prove he was courageous at the end. I mean, the guy still passed out just because he saw Deathdas’ bad transformation after he had resolved to be tougher and fight…

He carried Ridon to the battle area, but that was about it for Musashi’s contribution to the whole final battle, and that’s just wild. He did fight Genshi while mind-controlled, but it wasn’t that impressive. Since Genshi fights with a stone axe, most of the moves were just smacking his swords on Ototan over and over.

And then they didn’t even get the final duel right because they made him fight with a full boat oar.

It’s even more disappointing because Musashi is our last featured historical figure. There will be one more historical figure appearing, but they won’t be the focus of a story.

I guess we did get to see bad transformed Deathdas, and his power is fairly impressive. It was warranted to bring three Space-Time Monsters out to fight him, but Wing was just used as transportation. Raldo didn’t transform at all – Genshi just used his shell as a mirror. And Tannegun just stopped Genshi from falling.

A bit disappointed that his bad transformation and ultimate defeat were tacked on to this episode, though, instead of giving that a full episode.

Still not getting the point behind Ammon’s kidnapping either.

On the plus side, Kagenin is adorable and one of my favorite Space-Time Monster designs so far. His bad transformation is also pretty cool, although I feel like his power is a bit off. His base form can make unlimited powerful copies out of anyone. His bad form just has a big shuriken.

Next time, TP Lady, Dyna and Mite are invited into the Underworld by the Masked Man. Genshi and the others head there to fight them and save Ammon. In their way is one of the Elite Four Space-Time Monsters, Nascal.


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CSBS – Fillmore! S1EP11: Two Wheels, Full Throttle, No Breaks Review

Plot: Fillmore and Ingrid go undercover to stop a scooter theft ring. However, the situation becomes complicated when they realize what they need the money for.

Breakdown: I remember this episode very vividly, and, oddly, part of that is Ingrid’s awesome undercover disguise. She looks very cool like that. That’s a great shade of pink in her wig. Kinda wish that had been an alt outfit for her. I get that it’s not her style, but it still looks cool.

This is a very good episode that tackles the idea of criminals doing bad things for a good reason. In this episode, Fillmore and Ingrid go undercover to join a scooter theft ring made up of kids from metal shop. At first, it seems like a very cut and dry case. They just have to get enough info on the thieves to catch the big fish – their leader, Stingray.

Things get slightly more complicated when Ingrid and Fillmore seem to be bonding with the group. Ingrid in particular seems to like how much they appreciate her skills. There’s no real concern that they’ll fall in with a bad crowd, even if both of them have been delinquents in the past, but getting close to people you’re inevitably going to betray is a tough problem.

Once they get close enough, the group decides to share their real motive for stealing the scooters. Their metal shop teacher, Doc Hemlock, saved them from lives of delinquency. His influence inspired them to be better people. Hemlock has a disabled dog, Ebeneezer, who gets around with a wheelchair. Ebeneezer has severe hip dysplasia, so they’re stealing the scooters to save money to buy a hip replacement for him.

This is a very heartwarming, but obviously misguided, motive, and this puts Ingrid and Fillmore in an even tougher spot. Folsom wants Stringray most of all, but she also doesn’t care what the motive is of the metal shop crew – she wants them taken down as well. If they’re not caught, you guessed it, the Safety Patrol will be shut down.

I don’t get what her damage is with the Safety Patrol. If the criminals in these stories can’t be caught WITH the Safety Patrol, what good would it do to get rid of them?

Fillmore and Ingrid also know that the right thing to do, technically, is to take them down, but if they do they’d be turning on new friends and robbing a poor wiener dog of a life-changing surgery.

At first, the crime is…bad, but not terrible. They steal ten scooters, and it seems like that’s as many as they need. However, Stingray leaves them a tape saying he now needs 100 scooters by the end of the week to finalize the deal.

Suddenly, this is less small potatoes X Middle School crimes and more a pretty significant crime. Robbing 100 students of their scooters (THAT many kids have scooters at X?) is bad enough, but these scooters typically cost like, what, 25 to 30 bucks each usually at minimum? So that’s $2,500 to $3,000 in theft if not more? That’s somewhat severe for kids, honestly.

Everything does work out as realistically and well as you might expect, though. The metal shop kids don’t escape punishment, but they’re not given detention forever or expelled or anything. Folsom just makes them the handykids of the school, fixing literally anything that breaks on school grounds for the foreseeable future.

Hemlock wasn’t mad at them – he was disappointed, which, as anyone who has a been kid before knows, is worse than someone you look up to is mad at you. Hemlock told them they were smart enough to raise the money without resorting to crime and he was sad they undersold themselves like that.

Things even work out for ol’ Ebeneezer as a mysterious anonymous donor pays for his hip surgery. Fillmore quickly deduces that it was Folsom after hearing that she hit it off with the dog as they were meeting to discuss matters with Hemlock. Even though she wouldn’t admit it was her, it’s nice to see a softer side of Folsom every now and then besides just her barking at Fillmore that she’ll shut down the Safety Patrol if they don’t solve the case of the week.

The one weak spot in this episode is the mystery. It is insanely obvious who “Stingray” is from the second you see him, and it’s equally easy to suss out his motives almost immediately. The saving grace here is that I think I just had a much easier time deducing who it was because it’s such a common trope in these stories, so I feel like kids probably wouldn’t be media-savvy enough to catch on.

…..Still, he’s literally the only suspect. He’s definitely not any of the metal shop gang, and the perp was the only other named character introduced today besides Doc Hemlock and Ebeneezer. Not to mention, he’s immediately established as being obnoxious and doesn’t just speak in the third person, but he also makes sure he says his own name every single chance he gets. So, either way, this is probably an easy solve for kids too.


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